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Temperature hit +34 today in Wigan.....

Its currently +28 at 9 o'clock at night ffs!

finchman wrote:Temperature hit +34 today in Wigan.....

Its currently +28 at 9 o'clock at night ffs!

Grow a pair ffs

Loving it

It's -2 in Scotland.

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finchman wrote:Temperature hit +34 today in Wigan.....

Its currently +28 at 9 o'clock at night ffs!

Northern poof.

m4rkb wrote:It's -2 in Scotland.

In Wee Jimmy's panties?

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Orrible weather

My bollocks are dripping

henrycrs wrote:My bollocks are dripping

People will be rushing out to get fans as always when then there are two straight days of high temperatures. By the day they get back from Argos, it was be fucking lashing it down and the heatwave will be over for another ten months. Not sure what's wrong with have a cold shower last thing at night and one the following morning when it's a scorcher. Or putting your feet in bucket of icy water. Does the trick.

Yes, it's hot, but let me guess, it'll be ''fucking cold'' in December.

The British have to talk about the weather because their is no football and they have no money to do anything that is worth a conversation.
Unless they say Walked to the corner shop, bought some spesh and sat on a park bench with a spliff before going home
to watch Jezza Kyle and Judge Rinder.

AlcoholBrazil wrote:The British have to talk about the weather because their is no football and they have no money to do anything that is worth a conversation.
Unless they say Walked to the corner shop, bought some spesh and sat on a park bench with a spliff before going home
to watch Jezza Kyle and Judge Rinder.

Yesbut what about people that aren't Horse

Cooled down to 28 today here, 4 degs lower than yesterday.

Strangely I feel hotter than I did yesterday, I was sweating like a pig taking the dog out for his walk.

Not quite so humid, but it feels just as hot.

colinthewarriormonkey wrote:Strangely I feel hotter than I did yesterday, I was sweating like a pig taking the dog out for his walk.

I love it. I was driving through the country roads this evening with the top down playing country and western music and enjoying the air rush. The dog was in the back seat also liking the cooling effects, although he apparently prefers early sixties rhythm and blues, which he calls " proper music".
Well I told him that when he buys a car and puts the petrol in it then he'll be in a position to choose the music,and he's sulking now.

Anyway, I digress , because I was going to say that it's funny you said that because Hillman posted in the "Remain Actually Won by a Landslide " thread that he was itching like a dog taking his pig out for a walk.

You got a talking dog ?
Hillman wouldn't own a pig for fear of offending Muslims.

Crikey what a change, +15C and raining in Lambeth today.

finchman wrote:Jersey = Peadosville Arizona.

Paedosville Jersey, surely?

+22 in Wigan now.......lovely.

ccreds wrote:

VeritasVincit wrote:

ccreds wrote:

finchman wrote:

ccreds wrote:A lot cooler than two weeks a go. This does make you want to be abroad.

Bollocks,you are in the finest country in the world.

17°C and partly cloudy in Wigan.

We should be 300 miles further south. It would be about right then.

Ever the pedant:
300 miles south of Wigan is in the English Channel, a few miles west of Jersey.

Didn't you know there's only one policeman in Jersey because there's no riff raff there. Unlike the shithole you're from

Much as I hesitate to comment in support of Wigan; you are talking unadulterated cock. Unless that's an attempted [very unfunny] joke.
Jersey has around 230 police officers.

finchman wrote:+22 in Wigan now.......lovely.

Do you have air conditioning in Wigan?