Living Doll

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29458666



A life-size replica of Sir Cliff Richard is being used as a security measure by a couple in Norfolk.

David Stolworthy said the model was put in his wife's car to make her feel less vulnerable when travelling alone at night.

But the dummy also heads out regularly with the family - even joining them on continental holidays.



I've read it all now I think. It's not April 1st is it? Nope.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Doesn't he know the World Cup finished months ago. Get that Brazil scarf off.

[Bad Blue 2000]

I wonder if they ever get a peading ticket.

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

The wig actually looks better than the one on the real Cliff.

[carcinogen]

...a couple in Norfolk...

Yes, they were brother and sister. I wouldn't concern yourself about what happens here in Norfolk; the place is full of inbred cunts. No offence, not that they would take offence...

[AlcoholBrazil]

...a couple in Norfolk...

Yes, they were brother and sister. I wouldn't concern yourself about what happens here in Norfolk; the place is full of inbred cunts. No offence, not that they would take offence...

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[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

I was born in King's Lynn.

[Basualdo]

I was born in King's Lynn.

Under a bad sign?

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

I was born in King's Lynn.

Under a bad sign?

[carcinogen]

I was born in King's Lynn.

I hate that fucking massive roundabout ... my gf's sister lives there, we are forced to negotiate it every other week. I think it's called 'The Hardwick' or some such bollocks. Fuck off.

[Basualdo]

I was born in King's Lynn.

Under a bad sign?

Thought so.

If it wasnt fir bad luck, if it wasnt for reeeeal bad luck, you wouldnt have no luck at all.

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

I was born in King's Lynn.

I hate that fucking massive roundabout ... my gf's sister lives there, we are forced to negotiate it every other week. I think it's called 'The Hardwick' or some such bollocks. Fuck off.

I didn't really know it carc. Parents only lived there until I was about 6 months. An odd baby, I spoke very early. A gobsmacked doctor arriving at the house one night when I had a fever was astounded when I said to him from the crib 'Good evening'!

[Thursty]

Doesn't he know the World Cup finished months ago. Get that Brazil scarf off.

I didn't realise that Norwich City were in the World Cup...

[AlcoholBrazil]

Doesn't he know the World Cup finished months ago. Get that Brazil scarf off.

I didn't realise that Norwich City were in the World Cup...

It's easy to become a FIFA member state nowadays. They'd still get further than England.

[Sadact7]

I was born in King's Lynn.

I hate that fucking massive roundabout ... my gf's sister lives there, we are forced to negotiate it every other week. I think it's called 'The Hardwick' or some such bollocks. Fuck off.

I didn't really know it carc. Parents only lived there until I was about 6 months. An odd baby, I spoke very early. A gobsmacked doctor arriving at the house one night when I had a fever was astounded when I said to him from the crib 'Good evening'!

BULLSHIT

[Basualdo]

Back to the original post.
Two questions.
First, where the hell would they get a life size Cliff Richard doll?
And second, unless she was being attacked by a gang of really young bots, why the fuck would anyone think that Cliff Richard would in anyway be a deterrent to attack?

[Thursty]

Back to the original post.
Two questions.
First, where the hell would they get a life size Cliff Richard doll?
And second, unless she was being attacked by a gang of really young bots, why the fuck would anyone think that Cliff Richard would in anyway be a deterrent to attack?

Cliff Richard a deterrent to really young bots?

[Sadact7]

Back to the original post.
Two questions.
First, where the hell would they get a life size Cliff Richard doll?

Japan probably, they are weird little fuckers

And second, unless she was being attacked by a gang of really young bots, why the fuck would anyone think that Cliff Richard would in anyway be a deterrent to attack?

It'd scare the shit out of me

[AlcoholBrazil]

Back to the original post.
Two questions.
First, where the hell would they get a life size Cliff Richard doll?

Japan probably, they are weird little fuckers

Already the leaders in making female android dolls for men unable to find a woman to have sex with.
If it provides an alternative to rape , then I'm all for it. Still in its primitive stage yet.

[Basualdo]

Back to the original post.
Two questions.
First, where the hell would they get a life size Cliff Richard doll?
And second, unless she was being attacked by a gang of really young bots, why the fuck would anyone think that Cliff Richard would in anyway be a deterrent to attack?

Cliff Richard a deterrent to really young bots?

Good God what a Freudian slip?!

But then point stands even more young bots would definately have more to fear from the currently under pressure bachelor boy.