DLT: 'I Detest Hare Coursing'..

[Zippy]

This thread title is still one of the best things on this forum. A nice alternative to more traditional titles such as 'DLT gets his collar felt'

[beingsoblase]

After all these pages I feel a bit daft to ask this, but what exactly does detesting hare coursing mean?

[Thursty]

He prefers not to wait for the hare.

[carcinogen]

Jurors in the sex abuse trial of former BBC DJ Dave Lee Travis have been told they can give majority verdicts.

The judge told the jury of six men and six women: "The time has now come where I can accept a verdict on which not all of you agree, but on which 10 can agree."

Hurry the fuck up you c*nts.

[beingsoblase]

He prefers not to wait for the hare.

Ah.... Got ya. That reminds me of the old joke "what has 60 legs and one pube? The front row of a bros concert!"
One for the teenagers there.

[Basualdo]

He prefers not to wait for the hare.

Ah.... Got ya. That reminds me of the old joke "what has 60 legs and one pube? The front row of a bros concert!"
One for the teenagers there.

Fuck me, the first time I heard that it was 'the front row at a David Cassidy show'.

[beingsoblase]

I am old enough to remember David Cassidy the Osmonds and Bay City rollers, the above comment was when I actually got the joke!

[Dr David Starkey]

Quack, quack oops.

[shabbado]

Money well spent.

Two trials and he's found guilty on one charge.

Utterly amazed if he does any jail time

[Steve Hunt]

That's another batch of 35 year old Top of the Pops re-runs they won't be able to show on BBC4

[Minisooms]

Up until a year ago I worked in a Greek cafe ,could get all of them banged up

[carcinogen]

Utterly amazed if he does any jail time

E's garn darn son! A 12 stretch, Wandsworf prizin. Segregation wing for sex offendaz.

Just kidding. Fucksake, he groped a pair of tits for 10 seconds. Fucking pathetic justice system. I grope tits every time I go out on a Saturday night! Although, tbf, I am devastatingly dashing unlike Mr. DLT who looks like a a fucking tribute act to Uncle Albert...I think that may have counted agin him.

If not jail, what? Suspended sentence? Community Service? Hospital Radio at Broadmoor perhaps. With a guest appearance from Horse who will shortly be visiting for a 'holiday'.



The verdict was 10 - 2 in the end...for stat boffins.

[Minisooms]

I had my tits groped at a nas concert ,it was packed and suddenly I felt two hands from behind just clamp on my tits didn't say anything to the other half till I got home ,It wasn't a big deal IMO ,I was just a bit surprised ,when I told my mum she said I bet he was disappointed

[carcinogen]

I had my tits groped at a nas concert ,it was packed and suddenly I felt two hands from behind just clamp on my tits didn't say anything to the other half till I got home ,It wasn't a big deal IMO ,I was just a bit surprised ,when I told my mum she said I bet he was disappointed

Yeah, sorry 'bout that...they just looked so delectable.

[Roquetas]

He should get time solely for being DLT.

[Clivert]

I hope that they were worth it Mr Cornflake.

[Sid Pervcat]

Fucksake, he groped a pair of tits for 10 seconds. Fucking pathetic justice system. I grope tits every time I go out on a Saturday night!
.

Dear god

[carcinogen]

Fucksake, he groped a pair of tits for 10 seconds. Fucking pathetic justice system. I grope tits every time I go out on a Saturday night!
.

Dear god

You love it you slag...

[Sid Pervcat]

Fucksake, he groped a pair of tits for 10 seconds. Fucking pathetic justice system. I grope tits every time I go out on a Saturday night!
.

Dear god

You love it you slag...

Cretin

[finchman]

If we are going to start jailing blokes for feeling a birds chunks backin the 60s,70s,80s and 90s we better clear the Outer Hebrides and make into one massive Jail that can hold around 25 million tit feelers.

[Sid Pervcat]

If we are going to start jailing blokes for feeling a birds chunks backin the 60s,70s,80s and 90s we better clear the Outer Hebrides and make into one massive Jail that can hold around 25 million tit feelers.

25 million.... Outer Hebrides ....


Hmmmm

[wathman]

If we are going to start jailing blokes for feeling a birds chunks backin the 60s,70s,80s and 90s we better clear the Outer Hebrides and make into one massive Jail that can hold around 25 million tit feelers.

Guilty as charged your honour!

[Gosport Mark]

absolutely amazed the amount of posters on here marginalizing sex offences against women; that somehow coping a quick feel is somehow acceptable in any circumstance.

well here's the truth. back then, just as now, even though we arebtalking about different incarnations of the sexual offences act, it was a crime to touch a women sexually without her consent. which part of that is bonkers? or the PC briagade gone mad? or any of the other fucking excuses that people wheel out in these threads.

guess what? if you touch a women sexually (overtly, covertly, secret fetish) and she does not consent then that is a crime. some may be more robust than others and quite possibly would laugh it off, but how dare anyone suggest that the default setting for any victim should be to just get on with it.

some on this forum have no doubt been exposed to victims and i for one have seen the lives of victims, who have had even 'less' than a body part touched, turned upside down and inside out.

everyone is entitled to an opinion, however all i would ask is that people do a little research before they make sweeping comments regarding what is and isn't acceptable.

[wathman]

Yes Mark you're right, however it was a different time then, I work in a sewing factory..30ish blokes..200 women...I was de-bagged,groped,arse pinched etc...it happened....right or wrong...wrong!...but it happened...and they were randy girls..Christmas party time was immense.

[Gosport Mark]

Yes Mark you're right, however it was a different time then, I work in a sewing factory..30ish blokes..200 women...I was de-bagged,groped,arse pinched etc...it happened....right or wrong...wrong!...but it happened...and they were randy girls..Christmas party time was immense.

but it's how you took it. you were saying you were debagged; as what? some sort of tradition? could you have resisted, walked away or did you enter into it willingly. if so consent is no longer an issue and therefore the offence wouldn't fit. what we have here though is a number of famous gentlemen who somehow think it is there devine right to act/touch whatever and whoever they want. not acceptable, then or now.