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I thought it might be a good idea to post all of my ramblings as a special topic, so the rest of you might ignore them at your leisure??!!
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GET
ON
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IT!!
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.

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Yes, Lawnsy is right. Hurry up, man I havent time to sit around waiting to ignore your shit.
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Well I'm intrigued and will have a notional "watch" in place and will in fact disregard the rest of the forum as an undying dedication to this here baliawick.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.

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POST A FUCKING VIDEO!
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Please ensure all your ramblings are grammatically correct.
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And you don't say "them" instead of "those" otherwise Dougie will have you by the bollocks.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.

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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:POST A FUCKING VIDEO!
He cant. Dougy forbade him.
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I'll never ignore you,Jimmy. 8) Love the timely biblical wisdom. This from the Georgie thread was sensational: :drinkers:
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Where's Jimmy got to? Jim, come back. It's really not worth the time and effort trying to put a video up.
Please don't hoover up all the bollocks for yourself. Leave some for others.

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kancutlawns wrote:Where's Jimmy got to? Jim, come back. It's really not worth the time and effort trying to put a video up.
Well now:
1) My talksport listening has reached a maximum value of apopclectitude, and i just can't bear to listen to one more second of Durham, or Brazil.
2) Or any other such cunts as were not covered in Paragrah (1).
3) That goes for members, and associate members, of the human race; which even covers you, Quinn.
4) Which gives me very little to post about.

Here's a picture of me, at work, looking Dead Hard :-)

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Fair enough but keep posting, Jimmy.
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We all love you Jimmy-O

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I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
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Jim is a top, top poster
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Jim is a top, top poster
I'll raise you a "top" Ghost-o

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JimmyDee wrote:I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
I don't get it Jim but I'm a bit slow and you are a man's man and as such it is top banter and no mistake 8)

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rorymac wrote:
JimmyDee wrote:I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
I don't get it Jim but I'm a bit slow and you are a man's man and as such it is top banter and no mistake 8)
Thats a pretty good one from Jimmy Dee-o, Rory-o.
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Basualdo wrote:
rorymac wrote:
JimmyDee wrote:I've just thought of a Marvellous Irani Joke.
For years his kids thought the show was called "Hawaii 5". Geddit?
I don't get it Jim but I'm a bit slow and you are a man's man and as such it is top banter and no mistake 8)
Thats a pretty good one from Jimmy Dee-o, Rory-o.
I don't get it.....
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Image

An unusual look, but you just about pull it off, Ghost.
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JimmyDee wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:Where's Jimmy got to? Jim, come back. It's really not worth the time and effort trying to put a video up.
Well now:
1) My talksport listening has reached a maximum value of apopclectitude, and i just can't bear to listen to one more second of Durham, or Brazil.
2) Or any other such cunts as were not covered in Paragrah (1).
3) That goes for members, and associate members, of the human race; which even covers you, Quinn.
4) Which gives me very little to post about.

Here's a picture of me, at work, looking Dead Hard :-)

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Uncanny:
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If Arsenal were playing in my back garden, I would draw the curtains.

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Steve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fag :-)
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told :-)

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JimmyDee wrote:
Steve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fag :-)
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told :-)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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JimmyDee wrote:
Steve Hunt wrote:Uncanny
It is, indeed uncanny how little a politician in obviously-new and spotless Hi-vis gear resembles me, a man in the middle of a job. Where's the fag in Cameron's hand, eh? No, not THAT sort of fag :-)
Real men, you'll note, don't do that "manful gazing into the middle-distance".
That's YOU told :-)

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What HAS he got in his hand, btw? Looks like one of those things dentists and Japanese bukkake-vid makers use.
Those are safety spectacles Jim 8)

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