Does almost everything piss you off?

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Does almost everything piss you off?

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I'm 41. Educated and of sound mind. But almost everything I read or see pisses me off these days.. Is it ME? My age? I'm typing this with BBC's obligatory (due to licence fee regulations) Countryfile in the background and I feel an unnatural urge to slam a screwdriver into Helen Skelton's skull. Surely that is not 'normal'.

I await 'Stricly Come Dancing' with 'Sting'. Surely I have grounds to build a bomb and plant it in my local shopping centre to put the proles out of their misery? This isn't living is it. Be honest.

Oh and I've fucked plenty of whores sideways with their fucked up friends. This isn't some craving. This is real. 'Sting' on Strictly? Come on. Fuck OFF.
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carcinogen wrote:I'm 41. Educated and of sound mind. But almost everything I read or see pisses me off these days.. Is it ME? My age? I'm typing this with BBC's obligatory (due to licence fee regulations) Countryfile in the background and I feel an unnatural urge to slam a screwdriver into Helen Skelton's skull. Surely that is not 'normal'.

I await 'Stricly Come Dancing' with 'Sting'. Surely I have grounds to build a bomb and plant it in my local shopping centre to put the proles out of their misery? This isn't living is it. Be honest.

Oh and I've fucked plenty of whores sideways with their fucked up friends. This isn't some craving. This is real. 'Sting' on Strictly? Come on. Fuck OFF.
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tbf, Tess looks good. Even with her 'Mick McCarthy' mouth.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.

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I like fields of gold and desert rose. In england people always try and put down talented people.
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Helen Skelton needs that strategically placed scarf shoving up her petite arse,that cunt looking for wild cats needs his balls chopping off,and that clown pretending to be a farmer with the sheep dog should be sacked immediately.

Countryfile is shit.
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carcinogen wrote:I'm 41. Educated and of sound mind. :
Sorry, carc-o but you lost me at this point.
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carcinogen wrote:I'm
Sorry My Carc but you lost me at this point
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Welcome to middle-age ,Carc.
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carcinogen wrote:I'm 41. Educated and of sound mind. But almost everything I read or see pisses me off these days.. Is it ME? My age? I'm typing this with BBC's obligatory (due to licence fee regulations) Countryfile in the background and I feel an unnatural urge to slam a screwdriver into Helen Skelton's skull. Surely that is not 'normal'.

I await 'Stricly Come Dancing' with 'Sting'. Surely I have grounds to build a bomb and plant it in my local shopping centre to put the proles out of their misery? This isn't living is it. Be honest.

Oh and I've fucked plenty of whores sideways with their fucked up friends. This isn't some craving. This is real. 'Sting' on Strictly? Come on. Fuck OFF.
:rolleyes:
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