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Anyone bought a pumpkin this year? I might get one, gets in the Halloween spirit. Quite fun carving them. You can make soup with the insides
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theleader82 wrote:Anyone bought a pumpkin this year? I might get one, gets in the Halloween spirit. Quite fun carving them. You can make soup with the insides
What the fuck is the Halloween spirit?

It's a load of American inspired crap. I blame The Simpsons
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I prefer bonfire night to be honest. A traditional Protestant celebration. The supermarkets have been selling loads of cheap tat for Halloween . . It's nice for kids though
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theleader82 wrote:I prefer bonfire night to be honest. A traditional Protestant celebration. The supermarkets have been selling loads of cheap tat for Halloween . . It's nice for kids though
I simply don't get it, leader.

In fact, I fucking hate it - just another mechanism to get parents to fork out on shite.
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ASDA were selling massive ones for £1 each. I dread to think how much the farmers are getting

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I seem to remember it was a struggle to get a pumpkin last year, this year the shops are full to the rafters still

I bet the farmers are getting 30p per pumpkin, fuck all considering their size and growing time

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They should rename tonight " Befriend a Potential Paedophile Night ". Has anyone done a survey on dodgy single men stocking up
on Haribos over the last week and matching their description with the Sex Offenders Register ?
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I'm a fucking middle aged bloke.
Why in the name of all fuck would I buy a pumpkin.??
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

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Pumpkin sex.
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Basualdo wrote:Pumpkin sex.
Apart from that,obviously.
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

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Sid Pervcat wrote:I'm a fucking middle aged bloke.
Why in the name of all fuck would I buy a pumpkin.??
I made soup out of pumpkin. It tasted grim

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No.
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Basualdo wrote:Pumpkin sex.
He's into bumpkins, not pumpkins.
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caveman wrote:
Sid Pervcat wrote:I'm a fucking middle aged bloke.
Why in the name of all fuck would I buy a pumpkin.??
I made soup out of pumpkin. It tasted grim
Was it second-hand?

If so, Bas might have used it.
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Wife let the kids paint them this year.

They look shite.
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That's the spirit, Shabba. :lol: :lol:
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It's turnips, not fucking pumpkins as any proper Scot knows.
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Pumpkins where I am my hillbilly Lord :roll:
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delboy1983 wrote:Pumpkins where I am my hillbilly Lord :roll:
So called scots talking about fucking pumpkins. Embarrassing.
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Lord Notin Kwestion wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:Pumpkins where I am my hillbilly Lord :roll:
So called scots talking about fucking pumpkins. Embarrassing.
So your area doesn't make it's turnips out of pumpkins and call them Halloween turnips.

What sort of deliverance backwater do you come from :P
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Scotland. A place you obviously know fuck all about.
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Lord Notin Kwestion wrote:Scotland. A place you obviously know fuck all about.
Running water and inside loos where I live.

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Should really do your research before pretending to be Scottish.
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