Weekend Drillers
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carcinogen
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Weekend Drillers
For fucks sake. It's a fairly mundane Saturday afternoon. I haven't got a country pile. But is it really fucking necessary to have a neighbour drilling, or mowing, or sawing, or strimming, or making one hell of a fucking racket? I must have a fucking OCD cunt who thinks to themselves: "I know, it's the weekend, people have worked all week and deserve to listen to the mechanical drone of DIY for 12 hours straight. FOR FUCKS SAKE, are you building a FUCKING ARK OVER THERE you CUNT!?
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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Re: Weekend Drillers
You haven't.carcinogen wrote:people have worked all week
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Re: Weekend Drillers
In my mind I have. Plus I lost my youth shoveling shit during 12hr night shifts for Birdseye Walls in Lowestoft. So I deserve some recompense. This is it. Be thankfull I'm not going on a killing-spree with a breadknife in Hopton-on-Sea.The End wrote:You haven't.carcinogen wrote:people have worked all week
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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Re: Weekend Drillers
I've been in holiday in Hopton-on-Sea. Do they still host the World Bowls there?carcinogen wrote:In my mind I have. Plus I lost my youth shoveling shit during 12hr night shifts for Birdseye Walls in Lowestoft. So I deserve some recompense. This is it. Be thankfull I'm not going on a killing-spree with a breadknife in Hopton-on-Sea.The End wrote:You haven't.carcinogen wrote:people have worked all week
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Re: Weekend Drillers
You MUST get this material onstage ASAP.carcinogen wrote:For fucks sake. It's a fairly mundane Saturday afternoon. I haven't got a country pile. But is it really fucking necessary to have a neighbour drilling, or mowing, or sawing, or strimming, or making one hell of a fucking racket? I must have a fucking OCD cunt who thinks to themselves: "I know, it's the weekend, people have worked all week and deserve to listen to the mechanical drone of DIY for 12 hours straight. FOR FUCKS SAKE, are you building a FUCKING ARK OVER THERE you CUNT!?
GET ON WITH IT!!!
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Re: Weekend Drillers
If you take out the swearing, it's on a par with Michael McIntyreReg wrote:You MUST get this material onstage ASAP.carcinogen wrote:For fucks sake. It's a fairly mundane Saturday afternoon. I haven't got a country pile. But is it really fucking necessary to have a neighbour drilling, or mowing, or sawing, or strimming, or making one hell of a fucking racket? I must have a fucking OCD cunt who thinks to themselves: "I know, it's the weekend, people have worked all week and deserve to listen to the mechanical drone of DIY for 12 hours straight. FOR FUCKS SAKE, are you building a FUCKING ARK OVER THERE you CUNT!?
GET ON WITH IT!!!
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Re: Weekend Drillers
Yes, at Potters Resort in January. I have attended the last two years, not sure if going this time.The End wrote:I've been in holiday in Hopton-on-Sea. Do they still host the World Bowls there?carcinogen wrote:In my mind I have. Plus I lost my youth shoveling shit during 12hr night shifts for Birdseye Walls in Lowestoft. So I deserve some recompense. This is it. Be thankfull I'm not going on a killing-spree with a breadknife in Hopton-on-Sea.The End wrote:You haven't.carcinogen wrote:people have worked all week
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Re: Weekend Drillers
Carc has the potential to be even better.Darkyboy wrote:If you take out the swearing, it's on a par with Michael McIntyreReg wrote:You MUST get this material onstage ASAP.carcinogen wrote:For fucks sake. It's a fairly mundane Saturday afternoon. I haven't got a country pile. But is it really fucking necessary to have a neighbour drilling, or mowing, or sawing, or strimming, or making one hell of a fucking racket? I must have a fucking OCD cunt who thinks to themselves: "I know, it's the weekend, people have worked all week and deserve to listen to the mechanical drone of DIY for 12 hours straight. FOR FUCKS SAKE, are you building a FUCKING ARK OVER THERE you CUNT!?
GET ON WITH IT!!!
The swearing must stay.
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Rantan Zero
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Re: Weekend Drillers
Your neighbour could be building a Murder Room...be on your guard if your neighbour invites your around to see his new strangely soundproofed shed...carcinogen wrote:For fucks sake. It's a fairly mundane Saturday afternoon. I haven't got a country pile. But is it really fucking necessary to have a neighbour drilling, or mowing, or sawing, or strimming, or making one hell of a fucking racket? I must have a fucking OCD cunt who thinks to themselves: "I know, it's the weekend, people have worked all week and deserve to listen to the mechanical drone of DIY for 12 hours straight. FOR FUCKS SAKE, are you building a FUCKING ARK OVER THERE you CUNT!?