Countries/Nationalites as surnames

[Sid Pervcat]

SURNAMES, you utter anuses.

[Sid Pervcat]

Fuck it...Lets Kankerate this mutha

Derek Mongolia
Paul Lithuania
Trevor Botswana-Uganda
Alan Italy
Dave Portugal
Robin Russia
Dick Zimbabwe
Steve Lichtenstein-Wales
Gavin Bangladesh
Peter Peru
Victor Uruguay
Simon Switzerland
Clive Nigeria
Dirk Algeria
Tony Serbia
Frank Former Yugoslav Republic Of Macedonia
Albert Andorra
Phil Panama

[kancutlawns]

Those don't compute. There needs to be some degree of authenticity and syncing between the first and last names i.e. Derek's probably not indigenous in Mongolia nor Robin in Russia. Algeria is a Muslim country so Dirk wouldn't be a typical first name there. Dirk The Netherlands or Alana Italy may be more appropriate.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Austin Allegro

[Reg]

I'll put sad emos wherever I want!!

Put this one up your arse...

[kancutlawns]

I'll put sad emos wherever I want!!

Put this one up your arse...

Done.

[Reg]

I'll put sad emos wherever I want!!

Put this one up your arse...

Done.

I was only joking.

Now some overworked junior doctor is going to have to extract it.

[kancutlawns]

We need to have a moratorium on sad emos. Happy and wanking ones only.

[Reg]

We need to have a moratorium on sad emos.

If people like you keep shoving them up your backsides, we'll need a sanitorium.

[kancutlawns]

Never said I was going to shove more up my backsoide. I only did that one out of decency to a fellow forumster and I'm a man of my word, it was never done as a precedent.

[Reg]

Whether intentional or not, the effect if your antics will be to encourage every impressionable simpleton in this here bailiwick to follow suit.

The strain on the nation's A&E departments will be unbearable.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Anus & Excrement?

[The End]

Jason Cape Vardy

Who's Jason Vardy?

[Reg]

Anus & Excrement?

Anal and Extrication

[kancutlawns]

Jason Cape Vardy

Who's Jason Vardy?

Footballer, plays for Leicester City, current Premier League champions.

[The End]

Jason Cape Vardy

Who's Jason Vardy?

Footballer, plays for Leicester City, current Premier League champions.

Jason Vardy?

[kancutlawns]

Correct. Jamie Vardy.

[The End]

Correct. Jamie Vardy.

Never be sarcastic. It always bites you on the arse.

[kancutlawns]

Never be sarcastic on a messageboard? Really? It was a typo, don't get all precious.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Never be sarcastic on a messageboard? Really? It was a typo, don't get all precious.

Not a typo. A kanko.

[kancutlawns]

Never be sarcastic on a messageboard? Really? It was a typo, don't get all precious.

Not a typo. A kanko.

Fuck off and leave this thread immediately.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Reported in the strongest possible terms to the highest possible level of moderation available to me at this juncture.

[kancutlawns]

That's a good shout but everyone's on their late summer hols and no mods around. It's a good thing admin/mods aren't the fire service otherwise we'd be waiting until next Spring for a callout, if then.

[The End]

Never be sarcastic on a messageboard? Really? It was a typo, don't get all precious.

It wasn't a typo. It was getting a name wrong - twice - and the secind time included a sarky response indicating I was ignorant. Only you are getting precious.

[kancutlawns]

Yes it was a typo and I guess getting the name wrong as a CONSEQUENCE. the last three letters were in a slightly different configuration which indicates a typo. It wasn't like I called him Nathaniel or Alexandropopolous was it? Calm down, we're all here for a laugh, nothing more, nothing less.