Thinking of doing stand-up comedy. Anyone else dabble?

[Reg]

I'd cut him some slack if he could give us just one moment of mirth from his forthcoming stand up routine.

I'd cut him some slack if he would give us just one moment from his routine - funny or not.

I'm fed up with empty promises from the likes of him and Monkton.

As usual, it's the ordinary, decent forum members who are short-changed by these charlatans and their empty promises.

[The End]

I'd cut him some slack if he could give us just one moment of mirth from his forthcoming stand up routine.

I'd cut him some slack if he would give us just one moment from his routine - funny or not.

I'm fed up with empty promises from the likes of him and Monkton.

As usual, it's the ordinary, decent forum members who are short-changed by these charlatans and their empty promises.

The only thing funny about Carc is the size of his penis, which is extremely small.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Maybe that could be his act. Drop trou and cry.

[The End]

Maybe that could be his act. Drop trou and cry.

A one dick pony.

[Sid Pervcat]

Arnus

[antdad]

Seriously, does anybody think you're funny and say you should be on stage or are you getting your cues from this place and it's emoticons.

[Reg]

Stop complaining about everything and feeling sorry for yourself, Carc, and get on with this.

You need something to spark you, and this might be the thing...

[m4rkb]

If there are any 'Asains' in the audience, Do Bernard Manning's 'Paki and the egg' joke. I tell it well and trust me it'll go down a storm. I spent about three days on the trot telling it up to the point I got sick of it. They audiience were all Asians too.

[Sid Pervcat]

If there are any 'Asains' in the audience, Do Bernard Manning's 'Paki and the egg' joke. I tell it well and trust me it'll go down a storm. I spent about three days on the trot telling it up to the point I got sick of it. They audiience were all Asians too.

You are an utter prick

[m4rkb]

If there are any 'Asains' in the audience, Do Bernard Manning's 'Paki and the egg' joke. I tell it well and trust me it'll go down a storm. I spent about three days on the trot telling it up to the point I got sick of it. They audiience were all Asians too.

You are an utter prick

I told it numerous times to Asians at their request shithead. They all found it funny. It pissed me off how many times I had to tell it in fact.

I suggest you duck out of real life and keep on photographing your turds or pretending to be dying in hospital or other lies.

[Reg]

Get on with it!

[Carlos J]

Get on with it!

Reg. Do you ponder that your wannasee posts spreading across the forum maybe less than encouaging to carc and socalled comedy?

I do. Keep encouraging here and not replying to posts he makes elsewhere about it.

[m4rkb]

Any decent comedian enjoys a good heckler.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Carc needs to poop or get off the pot

[m4rkb]

I Say I say I say: What's the difference between a chicken?
- One of the legs is both the same.

[Sid Pervcat]

If there are any 'Asains' in the audience, Do Bernard Manning's 'Paki and the egg' joke. I tell it well and trust me it'll go down a storm. I spent about three days on the trot telling it up to the point I got sick of it. They audiience were all Asians too.

You are an utter prick

I told it numerous times to Asians at their request shithead. They all found it funny. It pissed me off how many times I had to tell it in fact.

.

Phew.
I'm glad you're not a racist.
I was worried there for a minute.
I mean you can't be. You told a racist joke to some Asians!

Allah be praised

[Reg]

Get on with it!

Reg. Do you ponder that your wannasee posts spreading across the forum maybe less than encouaging to carc and socalled comedy?

I do. Keep encouraging here and not replying to posts he makes elsewhere about it.

He is ignoring this thread, so I am encouraging him wherever our paths cross.

It's for his own good.

Are you about to issue another warning for this?

[Carlos J]

No. If you again needlessly bring it up, I will give you a gentlemanly reminder.

[subsub]

If there are any 'Asains' in the audience, Do Bernard Manning's 'Paki and the egg' joke. I tell it well and trust me it'll go down a storm. I spent about three days on the trot telling it up to the point I got sick of it. They audiience were all Asians too.

You are an utter prick

I told it numerous times to Asians at their request shithead. They all found it funny. It pissed me off how many times I had to tell it in fact.

.

Phew.
I'm glad you're not a racist.
I was worried there for a minute.
I mean you can't be. You told a racist joke to some Asians!

Allah be praised

"The Manning defence"