Let me make you an offer you cannot refuse...Seriously though, if you're in the market for a holiday in Europe can I recommend Sicily. It's fucking well hot but It's cheap, the food is fucking magnificent, the people are friendly, the ladies (and men) look pretty fucking good, kids are loved and welcomed, the sea is blue and warm, the history is second-to-none. Oh and there's a massive fucking volcano that's pretty cool if you visit Catania.
You may think I'm taking the piss, but I assure you I am not. Sicily is a supurb summer break. Plus it's not too full of cunting tourists (like mainland Italy). Oh and if the missus is into deserts and creampies...you CANNNOT go wrong.
Holiday Destination Suggestions 2016
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Holiday Destination Suggestions 2016
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Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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Re: Holiday Destination Suggestions 2016
What's the TROLL factor
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I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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Re: Holiday Destination Suggestions 2016
I'm in puglia Italy at the moment. I flew into Bari and it's a 1 half hour drive from there Staying for two weeks at marina di Ginosa. Beautiful weather and food. My sister in law is Italian .
Travelling with big family group. No English yobs spoiling it
Travelling with big family group. No English yobs spoiling it
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Super isn't it. Fucking hell. Italy is corrupt and bankrupt but knows how to live: family, cheese, wine and good weather.theleader82 wrote:I'm in puglia Italy at the moment. I flew into Bari and it's a 1 half hour drive from there Staying for two weeks at marina di Ginosa. Beautiful weather and food. My sister in law is Italian .
Travelling with big family group. No English yobs spoiling it
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.