Things that have no place in a fridge

[kancutlawns]

Strawberries lose their flavour in a fridge and it is cruelty to inflict it on them.

I've got some in the fridge.

When you say "lose their flavour", do you mean just while they are cold, so if you take them out of the fridge the flavour comes back as they warm up?

I am VERY concerned about this, and need an IMMEDIATE reply.

Have you tried freezing them and then eating them when they're a little mushy with hot toffee sauce on top?

[Reg]

Strawberries lose their flavour in a fridge and it is cruelty to inflict it on them.

I've got some in the fridge.

When you say "lose their flavour", do you mean just while they are cold, so if you take them out of the fridge the flavour comes back as they warm up?

I am VERY concerned about this, and need an IMMEDIATE reply.

Have you tried freezing them and then eating them when they're a little mushy with hot toffee sauce on top?

Funnily enough, I haven't.

[kancutlawns]

DO
IT
REG

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Strawberries lose their flavour in a fridge and it is cruelty to inflict it on them.

I've got some in the fridge.

When you say "lose their flavour", do you mean just while they are cold, so if you take them out of the fridge the flavour comes back as they warm up?

I am VERY concerned about this, and need an IMMEDIATE reply.

Sorry, was busy

[carcinogen]

My ex girlfriend. Although if I chop her up a bit more she will just about fit in the freezer.

I jest of course.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I jest of course.

Where?

[AlcoholBrazil]

I store 12 of the items on Tind's list above in the fridge. I refuse to say which ones.

[Zambo]

My ex girlfriend. Although if I chop her up a bit more she will just about fit in the freezer.

I jest of course.

That reminds me, I was reffing a football match inside Kingston prison, which housed murderers only at the time, and I'd carded one of the inmates in the first half. I was enjoying a half of an orange at half time, when one of the 'spectators' dressed in arrows came over to me and said, you want to watch that cunt ref, he killed his mrs twice. Both times he sliced her up and stuck her in the freezer. Not a good advert for giving someone a second chance I thought.

[kancutlawns]

How did he kill her twice?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Half an orange is the new men in black

[Zambo]

How did he kill her twice?

Because he had two wives and decided he would deep freeze both I guess.

[Reg]

Strawberries lose their flavour in a fridge and it is cruelty to inflict it on them.

I've got some in the fridge.

When you say "lose their flavour", do you mean just while they are cold, so if you take them out of the fridge the flavour comes back as they warm up?

I am VERY concerned about this, and need an IMMEDIATE reply.

Sorry, was busy

I'm STILL waiting.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Strawberries lose their flavour in a fridge and it is cruelty to inflict it on them.

I've got some in the fridge.

When you say "lose their flavour", do you mean just while they are cold, so if you take them out of the fridge the flavour comes back as they warm up?

I am VERY concerned about this, and need an IMMEDIATE reply.

Sorry, was busy

I'm STILL waiting.

Sorry, been busy

[Reg]

Strawberries lose their flavour in a fridge and it is cruelty to inflict it on them.

I've got some in the fridge.

When you say "lose their flavour", do you mean just while they are cold, so if you take them out of the fridge the flavour comes back as they warm up?

I am VERY concerned about this, and need an IMMEDIATE reply.

Sorry, was busy

I'm STILL waiting.

Sorry, been busy

Is there a window during which you mght be able to provide the necessary information?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

I'll see

[Reg]

I'll see

OK. It's just that I don't want the strawberries to go mouldy.

If they do it will be harder to hide them under fresh ones when I sell them.

I've currently got about half a ton left over from Wimbledon.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Maybe you could make some jam

[kancutlawns]

Salted caramel. It's salted caramel.

[Reg]

Maybe you could make some jam

Don't need any.

Monkton has promised to send me some.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Salted caramel. It's salted caramel.

"Honestly darling it is!!!"

[Reg]

My strawberries went mouldy and I had to chuck them out.

Thanks a lot.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

That's just karma bro

[Reg]

If it is, then it's on its way Ghostwards.