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What are the places to visit on the south coast? Looking to go as far west as the Dorset coast such as Poole and Isle of White and as far east as Brighton and Hove. Really looking at stuff like gardens, heritage and culture, sightseeing, driving. Been to Southampton and Portsmouth a couple of years back. OK, I suppose. So really counties would include Sussex, Hants and Dorset, happy to to inland a bit including Hampshire (probably as far up as Winchester).
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Be honest. You are ONLY interested in Brighton, specifically Kemptown.
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Can't beat a bit of Weymouth, but it's probably shit in the main summer holiday period so I suppose it depends when you are going. Mind you I don't do heritage, culture, sightseeing or driving. so ignore my advice!

I'd go walking on the South Downs and also out in the new forest. Brighton for your Gaypril vibe (although apart from the cricket at Hove, Brighton is shit and all those stony beaches down there are shit).

On the plus side, pretty much anywhere you go will be an improvement on Southampton and Portsmouth. :)
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Try Cumbria - it has the main benefit of being in the north.
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kancutlawns wrote:What are the places to visit on the south coast? Looking to go as far west as the Dorset coast such as Poole and Isle of White and as far east as Brighton and Hove. Really looking at stuff like gardens, heritage and culture, sightseeing, driving. Been to Southampton and Portsmouth a couple of years back. OK, I suppose. So really counties would include Sussex, Hants and Dorset, happy to to inland a bit including Hampshire (probably as far up as Winchester).
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Be honest. You are ONLY interested in Brighton, specifically Kemptown.
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Lulworth Cove
Corfe Castle
Christchurch

All pretty nice places, Lawnsy.

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kancutlawns wrote:What are the places to visit on the south coast? Looking to go as far west as the Dorset coast such as Poole and Isle of White and as far east as Brighton and Hove. Really looking at stuff like gardens, heritage and culture, sightseeing, driving. Been to Southampton and Portsmouth a couple of years back. OK, I suppose. So really counties would include Sussex, Hants and Dorset, happy to to inland a bit including Hampshire (probably as far up as Winchester).
Why not Yorkshire?
I'd rather not say, you may get upset. :wink:

Seriously though, Yorkshire's cold and miserable until mid summer so the south is far more comfortable this time of the year.
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Steve Hunt wrote:Lulworth Cove
Corfe Castle
Christchurch

All pretty nice places, Lawnsy.

note: Swanage is now a shithole with no fucking parking. Avoid!
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Lou Grant wrote:Can't beat a bit of Weymouth, but it's probably shit in the main summer holiday period so I suppose it depends when you are going. Mind you I don't do heritage, culture, sightseeing or driving. so ignore my advice!

I'd go walking on the South Downs and also out in the new forest. Brighton for your Gaypril vibe (although apart from the cricket at Hove, Brighton is shit and all those stony beaches down there are shit).

On the plus side, pretty much anywhere you go will be an improvement on Southampton and Portsmouth. :)
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Arundel, a market town within the south downs is worth a visit. Arundel castle if you go is a must. Around 10 miles from Chichester, the Mrs will like the shops there, and Chichester Cathedral steeped in history
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fattmaude wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:What are the places to visit on the south coast? Looking to go as far west as the Dorset coast such as Poole and Isle of White and as far east as Brighton and Hove. Really looking at stuff like gardens, heritage and culture, sightseeing, driving. Been to Southampton and Portsmouth a couple of years back. OK, I suppose. So really counties would include Sussex, Hants and Dorset, happy to to inland a bit including Hampshire (probably as far up as Winchester).
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Why not Barbados
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Lyme Regis is nice. Stayed there on a geography trip. Good place to base yourself while exploring the Jurassic coast.
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kancutlawns wrote:
Steve Hunt wrote:Lulworth Cove
Corfe Castle
Christchurch

All pretty nice places, Lawnsy.

note: Swanage is now a shithole with no fucking parking. Avoid!
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Bad Blue 2000 wrote:
fattmaude wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:What are the places to visit on the south coast? Looking to go as far west as the Dorset coast such as Poole and Isle of White and as far east as Brighton and Hove. Really looking at stuff like gardens, heritage and culture, sightseeing, driving. Been to Southampton and Portsmouth a couple of years back. OK, I suppose. So really counties would include Sussex, Hants and Dorset, happy to to inland a bit including Hampshire (probably as far up as Winchester).
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theleader82 wrote:Lyme Regis is nice. Stayed there on a geography trip. Good place to base yourself while exploring the Jurassic coast.
Yup, went there in 1985. It's a pleasant coastal resort.
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Cheers Bas & Zamb.
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kancutlawns wrote:What are the places to visit on the south coast? Looking to go as far west as the Dorset coast such as Poole and Isle of White and as far east as Brighton and Hove. Really looking at stuff like gardens, heritage and culture, sightseeing, driving. Been to Southampton and Portsmouth a couple of years back. OK, I suppose. So really counties would include Sussex, Hants and Dorset, happy to to inland a bit including Hampshire (probably as far up as Winchester).
Bournemouth Beach
Canterbury (close to Margate beach)
New Forest and South Downs National Parks (close to South coast)
Great Yarmouth (if you consider that to be South)
Salisbury and Stonehenge (close enough to Bournemouth)
Dover to Brighton cliffs
Canvey Island (honest)
Medway Estuary
Isle of Wight is amazing

The South West is a part of England I'm not familiar with. Hoping to go in the summer for some surfing/kite-surfing action around Cornwall.

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Verwood is nice this time of year :)
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delboy1983 wrote:Verwood is nice this time of year :)
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Places I visit everyday

Mitcham
Croydon
Thornton Heath
South Norwood
West Norwood
Penge
Stockwell
Brixton


Places I recommend you don't visit when you're in the South of England

Mitcham
Croydon
Thornton Heath
South Norwood
West Norwood
Penge
Stockwell
Brixton
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Places to visit in the south of England:

The M6 or M1 northbound.
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lasharoo wrote:Places I visit everyday

Mitcham
Croydon
Thornton Heath
South Norwood
West Norwood
Penge
Stockwell
Brixton
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