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Is it ok to go on a stag do but not go to their wedding ? I've been invited to both but I'd rather not go to the wedding . I've had to go to take time off work for family funerals so don't want to keep taking time off. Also they've been married before and I don't enjoy weddings.
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If you are the stripper then I'd say it's best not to attend the ceremony.
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Go to the stag do then fake your own death.
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Or kill yourself
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Or smear yoursel in your own faeces and pretend your insane
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Or just be yourself
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Where is the stag? Why are they re-marrying? Are you to be an usher, best man or anything ceremonial at the wedding?
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Let the stag bum you and explain it away as rugger bugger hi-jinx
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It's quite acceptable to just go to the stag and not the wedding.

In fact, the Groom would most likely prefer you to go away with him for beer and fanny as he wouldn't have much time to see you or anyone on his wedding day anyway.
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This ^

Women would rather their girlfriends turn up to the wedding.

Blokes would rather their mates turn out for the carnage.
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