What do you want on your chips, luv?

Post by **Basualdo** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:02 pm

Its not open for debate. Its as true as the laws of physics.

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:03 pm

Basualdo wrote:Its not open for debate. Its as true as the laws of physics.

no

Post by **Basualdo** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:28 pm

From the Epic of Gilgamesh (circa 2100 BC):

And lo did Gilgamesh and Enkidu come upon the citadel of Ishtank.
The people of Ishtank worshipped a sauce they called karri that they put upon their chips after they toileth in the fields of a day.
When Gilgamesh saw this he flew into a great wrath.
"Look, Enkidu,' quoth Gilgamesh, "Look how these wretches defile the sacred chip.,"
"For was it not foretold by Utnapishtim the immortal, that there would be unholy creatures like these."
And Gilgamesh did order Enkidu into the city with his army where they did slay the vendors of snacks and light meals, enslaved their womenfolk and cast their first born sons into a pit of vipers and asps.
"Oh great Gilgamesh," wailed the people of Ishtank," What shall we now pour upon our chips?! For we have worked up a mighty appetite after our toileth in the fields, and chips can be quite dry!"
"I care not for such things!" raged Gilgamesh, but then he looked upon the woeful countenances of the people of Ishtank and a great sorrow befell him and pity gripped his heart.
"Look," said he, "I hear that mushy peas are quite popular north of the Tigris, try those. Or gravy, some people like that...no, wait , scrubbeth that, gravy too is an unholy abomination before the eyes of the gods, no not gravy,"....

You can argue with me all you like, after all you are an educator, but do you really want to question the words of 4000 year old Sumerian epics? Well do you?

delboy1983 · Post by **delboy1983** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 7:31 pm

Hot out the fryer -salt only
Been hanging about a bit - salt and tommy sauce

caveman · Post by **caveman** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:18 pm

more chips

delboy1983 · Post by **delboy1983** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:20 pm

caveman wrote:more chips

Rocksalt

Post by **Basualdo** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:21 pm

Moving to open chat? Is that okay?

chelseachelsea · Post by **chelseachelsea** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:28 pm

Nothing, then when I get home I can put on the required amounts of salt and vinegar.

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:34 pm

Roquetas wrote:
kancutlawns wrote:Curry on anything other than rice or with a naan is an abomination. A stain on humanity.
Extraordinary commentary.

I think you need a rest from the forum. A alarming manifestation in spending too much time posting on here. I'm not prepared to enter into any discussion on it. Curry on jacket potatoes, pot noodles or curry flavoured rubber johnnies is wrong on so many levels.

Sadact7 · Post by **Sadact7** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:54 pm

Thanks Bas

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:00 pm

'es a facking trouper innit?

DasBoot · Post by **DasBoot** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:54 pm

Basualdo wrote:Moving to open chat? Is that okay?

Sadact7 · Post by **Sadact7** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:01 pm

kancutlawns wrote:'es a facking trouper innit?

A top, top man Lawnsy

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:05 am

Indeed.
Top modding, nicely done.

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:56 am

Mods, please move this back to Pandemonium. We don't want innocents thinking, a la Sid, that splashing man-milk on one's chips is in any way something to promote.

And sadact7 was frightful to me too.

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 12:17 pm

Roquetas wrote:Mods, please move this back to Pandemonium. We don't want innocents thinking, a la Sid, that splashing man-milk on one's chips is in any way something to promote.

And sadact7 was frightful to me too.

I think you need a break from T'internetz big fella.
It seems to be more important to you than real life at the moment

By the way, it was a complete mistake, I meant to type vinegar instead of semen.
Silly error to make eh?

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 12:18 pm

Sid Pervcat wrote:
Roquetas wrote:Mods, please move this back to Pandemonium. We don't want innocents thinking, a la Sid, that splashing man-milk on one's chips is in any way something to promote.

And sadact7 was frightful to me too.

I think you need a break from T'internetz big fella.

Yeah, that's what Lawns said yesterday too, but his was in jest. Your's is just rehashing other posters' comments, something you're pretty adept at.

I'll take a break when I get banned.

Your concern is touching, though.

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 12:22 pm

Don't be so angry Bro.

This thread is about chips!!

And a smashing thread it is too!!

whats "Belgian shite" btw??

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 12:27 pm

Sid Pervcat wrote:Don't be so angry Bro.

Who's angry, Joe Soap? Having a bloody lovely day, personally. Living my life on the forum - bliss. Can I hit 106 posts in a day though?

Sadact7 · Post by **Sadact7** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:20 pm

Roquetas wrote: Yeah, that's what Lawns said yesterday too, but his was in jest

It wasn't though. It was serious advice which you should've heeded for your own good.

Bit of a slap in the face to Lawns for having the decency to try and help you.

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:23 pm

Sadact7 wrote:
Roquetas wrote: Yeah, that's what Lawns said yesterday too, but his was in jest
It wasn't though. It was serious advice which you should've heeded for your own good.

Bit of a slap in the face to Lawns for having the decency to try and help you.

Yes, dear. That's right, dear. Oh I KNOWWWW, dear!

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:51 pm

Roquetas wrote:
Sid Pervcat wrote:Don't be so angry Bro.
Living my life on the forum

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 1:56 pm

Sid Pervcat wrote:
Roquetas wrote:
Sid Pervcat wrote:Don't be so angry Bro.
Living my life on the forum

Yep. Magical, mystical. You know me!

Who knows what will happen next?!? Maybe someone will call me an alcky cunt!!! It's that kinda place, cowgirl.

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:03 pm

Roquetas wrote:
Sid Pervcat wrote:
Roquetas wrote:
Sid Pervcat wrote:Don't be so angry Bro.
Living my life on the forum

Yep. Magical, mystical. You know me!

Who knows what will happen next?!? Maybe someone will call me an alcky cunt!!! It's that kinda place, cowgirl.

Oh dear.

This does note bode well

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:11 pm

Sid Pervcat wrote:
Oh dear.

This does note bode well

Note.

And I'VE been drinking?

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