Jeans

Post by **Zambo** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 12:41 pm

wtf is going on. Been hunting for a pair, which you'd think would be a doddle. They all sit on your fucking hips, so when you sit down or bend down you get a builders arse. If you pull them up any more, they cut your balls in two. Not only that. but around 90% were 32 waist or below. What are they expecting a load of whippets to come in for a pair.

Steve Hunt · Post by **Steve Hunt** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:15 pm

Zambo wrote:wtf is going on. Been hunting for a pair, which you'd think would be a doddle. They all sit on your fucking hips, so when you sit down or bend down you get a builders arse. If you pull them up any more, they cut your balls in two. Not only that. but around 90% were 32 waist or below. What are they expecting a load of whippets to come in for a pair.

Sounds like you need a pair of these:

m4rkb · Post by **m4rkb** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:27 pm

He's got a point. I bought a pair nopt long back and they fit so poorly around the waist I had to tie them up with a belt and still they kept creeding down. It don't take long before they eventually become working jeans for me when they're like that.

warmleatherette · Post by **warmleatherette** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 2:40 pm

I find Gant jeans to be the best fit for me, plenty of arse and bollock room.

DasBoot · Post by **DasBoot** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:38 pm

It must be our body shape changing as we get older.

I have the same problem as the OP.

Post by **Zambo** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 9:22 pm

Don't like the stripe Steve, otherwise perfect.

Took the bastards back, and got a pair of Boston Crew (straight leg). Fit like a glove and really comfortable. The sit just above the belly button and don't ride down. Recommended.

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 9:36 pm

I don't fucking buy jeans anymore. Even the easy fit seem to be for cunts who have the inside leg measurement of Cheryl Tweedy and they're just not worth the bother. Last pair I bought were about a couple of years ago and I literally will start wearing them when the couple of pairs I wear much of the time have holes appearing. Speaking of which, what's this fad where emo's wear jeans with holes cut out of the knees? Barking mad and they look shite.

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Mon Mar 07, 2016 10:07 pm

I Don 't buy owt but Levis these days
Never had a problem with the fit of 501's

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Mon Mar 07, 2016 11:01 pm

Jeans are for cunts

Sadact7 · Post by **Sadact7** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:15 am

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Jeans are for cunts

Christ, is nothing acceptable to you?

You spandex clad, vegan, cyclist hippy fucking CUNT!!

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:19 am

NOTHING is acceptable.

This year of monkey is REALLY fucking with me bro.

Sadact7 · Post by **Sadact7** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:41 am

Chinese Chimp Chat is zero excuse for going full hipster hatred bro.

Jeans are perfectly acceptable. Save for when Clarkson is slumping around on telly with his tired grey pubes poking through the zip of his ten pound Tesco stonewashed specials.

Reg · Post by **Reg** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 9:50 am

Try dungarees.

Plenty of room and always look stylish.

Post by **Zambo** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 10:23 am

Reg wrote:Try dungarees.

Plenty of room and always look stylish.

Yeah I'd look the dogs walking down the isles at Sainsburys in these.

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:14 am

What the roolz about forty and fifty somethings wearing jeans these days? What can you wear alternatively? Cords, chinos, trendy troose that ponces wear down by the river in SW London? Jeans looks OK for this age range unless one is a fat cunt.

AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:34 am

Sid Pervcat wrote:I Don 't buy owt but Levis these days.Never had a problem with the fit of 501's

But are they worn slung low, Gangsta-style ?

Sadact7 · Post by **Sadact7** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:39 pm

AlcoholBrazil wrote:
Sid Pervcat wrote:I Don 't buy owt but Levis these days.Never had a problem with the fit of 501's
But are they worn slung low, Gangsta-style ?

Behve yourself, you boring racist weapon

AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 3:55 pm

The racist tag is getting boring now, Mr.96

Sadact7 · Post by **Sadact7** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 3:57 pm

As are your racist posts.

#IfTheGloveFits

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 7:48 pm

AlcoholBrazil wrote:
Sid Pervcat wrote:I Don 't buy owt but Levis these days.Never had a problem with the fit of 501's
But are they worn slung low, Gangsta-style ?

No.
Why would they be?

Fucking whopper

henrycrs · Post by **henrycrs** » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:05 am

Anyone going to admit to owning a pair of those shockers in the 80s - black Jeans with a coloured arse (red/green or tan)

Can't find a picture anywhere or remember what they were called. Probably purchased from a market.

Not that I ever had a pair as a boy

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Mon Mar 14, 2016 5:57 pm

henrycrs wrote:Anyone going to admit to owning a pair of those shockers in the 80s - black Jeans with a coloured arse (red/green or tan)

Can't find a picture anywhere or remember what they were called. Probably purchased from a market.

Not that I ever had a pair as a boy

No!

kancutlawns · Post by **kancutlawns** » Mon Mar 14, 2016 7:06 pm

Is anyone going to admit to wearing dungarees like Henry Bishop out of Neighbours?

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Mon Mar 14, 2016 9:10 pm

Jeenz R 4 Kweenz

Sid Pervcat · Post by **Sid Pervcat** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 12:41 pm

kancutlawns wrote:Is anyone going to admit to wearing dungarees like Henry Bishop out of Neighbours?

Only you, I'm guessing!!!!

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