Cars

[Sid Pervcat]

The Octavia vRS Is a belting motor!

[Sid Pervcat]

Poor Alco

Failco

[finchman]

MX5 is the ultimate tarts car.

I was talking to the bloke who owns the local independent garage which i use and he reckons the most reliable cars on the road are Toyota,he couldnt recall the last time he saw one in his garage.The worst?....Renault,Citroen and Peugeot.

[Steve Hunt]

People that are into cars are dicks

For once I agree with you.

I drive a Mini Cooper, but until I read this thread I' didn't realise that I was a milf.

People who are not into cars are probably Homosexual, and a danger to society.

Oh, Reg... You most certainly are NOT a milf.

Or even a RILF.

BILF

Bro
I'd
Like to
Fist

[

Amended for accuracy

[Reg]

People that are into cars are dicks

For once I agree with you.

I drive a Mini Cooper, but until I read this thread I' didn't realise that I was a milf.

People who are not into cars are probably Homosexual, and a danger to society.

Oh, Reg... You most certainly are NOT a milf.

Or even a RILF.

BILF

Bro
I'd
Like to
Fist

[

Amended for accuracy

Reported...














...to the BANTER AWARDS COMMITTEE!

[AlcoholBrazil]

The Crew 4 Lyfe seem to be keen on fisting.
Most queer.

[Sadact7]

Poor racist Alc-O

[Sid Pervcat]

Poor racist Alc-O

I feel his pain bro

[Sadact7]

Poor racist Alc-O

I feel his pain bro

Me too

Sympathy fist bump for Enoch Alco

[AlcoholBrazil]

Poor racist Alc-O

Evidence ? Halifax Pauline.
That card is so worn and tattered now. Do you want fish with that chip ?

[Sadact7]

Poor racist Alc-O

Evidence ? Halifax Pauline.
That card is so worn and tattered now. Do you want fish with that chip ?

Oh dear...

https://www.talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.p ... 3&start=30

ffs you are like this at 54, what were you like in your 20's?

Roasting rival tribesmen over an open fire.

Poor Von Alco's Butter

[AlcoholBrazil]

Banter

[Sadact7]

I'd respect you a little if you at least had the balls to admit it

[AlcoholBrazil]

I'm amazed that the poster responsible for the most offensive post in Talkforum history is complaining about an alleged offensive post.
I will not repeat what it was as it is etched in our memories.

[Sadact7]

I'm not saying you're offensive, you're neither bright enough nor important enough to be offensive.

I just said you're a thick racist.

QED.

[AlcoholBrazil]

I'm not saying you're offensive, you're neither bright enough nor important enough to be offensive..

No I wouldn't want to have your infamy when it comes to offensive posts .

And I don't need your respect, I wouldn't know what to do with it. Give it to your homies instead .

[Sadact7]

No I wouldn't want to have your infamy when it comes to offensive posts

Didn't stop you voting for me in POTY a few times did it?

And I don't need your respect.

Probably for the best

[Sadact7]

Anyway, enough of this tedium.

Can we get back to red hot oily car chat?

[finchman]

Will you be supporting your local club today Paul,where do you park your L-reg Orion when attending the Shay mate?

[Sadact7]

Will you be supporting your local club today Paul,where do you park your L-reg Orion when attending the Shay mate?

What a sad fucking cunt you are

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Cars are for CUNTS

[henrycrs]

Cars are CUNTS

[Steve Hunt]

Will you be supporting your local club today Paul,where do you park your L-reg Orion when attending the Shay mate?

What a sad fucking cunt you are

I was going to be pedantic and remark that the Orion only went up to K reg. But then I saw this:


https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j ... 0060309021
I could have sworn that they had ceased production by 1994

[Sid Pervcat]

Will you be supporting your local club today Paul,where do you park your L-reg Orion when attending the Shay mate?

What a sad fucking cunt you are

I was going to be pedantic and remark that the Orion only went up to K reg. But then I saw this:


https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j ... 0060309021
I could have sworn that they had ceased production by 1994

Ford had shitloads stockpiled Steve...They actually stopped making them a few years prior, but new cars were still registered after production ceased.

[Sadact7]

Another one I thought of was the Citroen 3ds, but apparently that's a girls car also.People say a golf is a boy racer car so insurance might be a lot.

What did you get in the end?