Hairstyles
- theleader82
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Hairstyles
I've been trying to grow my hair long for ages but it's starting to annoy me. I wanted to grow it long like those Italian/South American footballers but it's taking to long. I'm thinking of getting a French crop which will be easier to look after. What styles do you guys go for, apart from the Bobby charlton.
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Haha, Leado, I know someone who sets off out with the Italian football look, but trouble is his hair is receding and it looks ok indoors, but a fresh blast of the North Sea air it ends up like Charlton's.
Like you tried growing my hair out a few times over the years, and whilst I set off with good intentions, I end up looking like a dress down lesbian, same with the beard although that gives me a Chechen rebel look (facial hair seems to grow only around the chin, neck and mouth area) - so tend to stick to some hair on top, and at most 3-4 days stubble.
I had that high and tight (hair on top, shorter sides) for a while about 5-7 years ago, but it's too trendy now. I cut my own hair every few weeks. Let the hair grow out on top and trim the sides. I shaved my head for a while too, and was told surprisingly enough that I suited it, but got tired of it too and wearing anything more than a plain jumper, blue jeans felt like I was showing off. I really should have been a woman for these three paragraphs. There's still time I suppose for that to happen.
Like you tried growing my hair out a few times over the years, and whilst I set off with good intentions, I end up looking like a dress down lesbian, same with the beard although that gives me a Chechen rebel look (facial hair seems to grow only around the chin, neck and mouth area) - so tend to stick to some hair on top, and at most 3-4 days stubble.
I had that high and tight (hair on top, shorter sides) for a while about 5-7 years ago, but it's too trendy now. I cut my own hair every few weeks. Let the hair grow out on top and trim the sides. I shaved my head for a while too, and was told surprisingly enough that I suited it, but got tired of it too and wearing anything more than a plain jumper, blue jeans felt like I was showing off. I really should have been a woman for these three paragraphs. There's still time I suppose for that to happen.
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Re: Hairstyles
Fuck off the lot of you
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Haven't had a haircut for over a year, I look like a fucking tramp.
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Re: Hairstyles
That's The Bush in the backround
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Zambo wrote:That's The Bush in the backround
Am sure you were a handsome chap in your day.you need to do something with your eyebrows
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Yeah, that would sort it
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kevin04 wrote:Haha, Leado, I know someone who sets off out with the Italian football look, but trouble is his hair is receding and it looks ok indoors, but a fresh blast of the North Sea air it ends up like Charlton's.
Like you tried growing my hair out a few times over the years, and whilst I set off with good intentions, I end up looking like a dress down lesbian, same with the beard although that gives me a Chechen rebel look (facial hair seems to grow only around the chin, neck and mouth area) - so tend to stick to some hair on top, and at most 3-4 days stubble.
I had that high and tight (hair on top, shorter sides) for a while about 5-7 years ago, but it's too trendy now. I cut my own hair every few weeks. Let the hair grow out on top and trim the sides. I shaved my head for a while too, and was told surprisingly enough that I suited it, but got tired of it too and wearing anything more than a plain jumper, blue jeans felt like I was showing off. I really should have been a woman for these three paragraphs. There's still time I suppose for that to happen.
The wife and i used to cut each others hair, we were living in Canada and nobody knew us and it was a Kitchen scirrors job the Kids were babies we were skint and never gave a fuck,we fell out and she cut a big clump out ma hair laughed and started running around, happy days[ we went to Tim Hortons had a coffee and a good laugh.now ma hair and beard is Grey.
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Re: Hairstyles
0 on the sides with a high fade into a 1.
Then the top is left long (can just about suck the fringe)**
Then sweep back to look slick as fuck and leave the ladies snail trailing all over the shop
**Not to be edited to into some sort of self-fellatio joke. I'm talking specifically to you here Moonie.
Then the top is left long (can just about suck the fringe)**
Then sweep back to look slick as fuck and leave the ladies snail trailing all over the shop
**Not to be edited to into some sort of self-fellatio joke. I'm talking specifically to you here Moonie.
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Re: Hairstyles
TBH, THe whole post is a fucking cornucopia of gayness!Sadact7 wrote:0 on the sides with a high fade into a 1.
Then the top is left long (can just about suck the fringe)**
Then sweep back to look slick as fuck and leave the ladies snail trailing all over the shop
**Not to be edited to into some sort of self-fellatio joke. I'm talking specifically to you here Moonie.
Sort yourself out ffs!
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But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
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Nowt gayer than a lovely shaved head.Sid Pervcat wrote:TBH, THe whole post is a fucking cornucopia of gayness!Sadact7 wrote:0 on the sides with a high fade into a 1.
Then the top is left long (can just about suck the fringe)**
Then sweep back to look slick as fuck and leave the ladies snail trailing all over the shop
**Not to be edited to into some sort of self-fellatio joke. I'm talking specifically to you here Moonie.
Sort yourself out ffs!
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Hmmmm
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
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Re: Hairstyles
Got a Beckham style barnet. Guess that's how the hair stylists want me to look.
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Re: Hairstyles
The form of Peaky Blinders hairstyle which is fashionable today is hideously hilarious. Thousands of sad and deluded people look in the mirror each day and think they look cool, like this twat
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Thats that cunt Robin Savage , would take the sharp edge right round his throat,[Done alright though] fucking wankerZambo wrote:The form of Peaky Blinders hairstyle which is fashionable today is hideously hilarious. Thousands of sad and deluded people look in the mirror each day and think they look cool, like this twat
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Bald is best
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Might go for a number one later tonight to compliment the number two I had this morning.
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Re: Hairstyles
Sadact7 wrote:0 on the sides with a high fade into a 1.
Then the top is left long (can just about suck the fringe)**
Then sweep back to look slick as fuck and leave the ladies snail trailing all over the shop
**Not to be edited to into some sort of self-fellatio joke. I'm talking specifically to you here Moonie.
the smoke gets in your eyes
run the exhaust back inside
close the window and take a ride
i've got a place to go
there's nowhere to hide
run the exhaust back inside
close the window and take a ride
i've got a place to go
there's nowhere to hide
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Re: Hairstyles
Approaching a significant birthday and feeling rebellious. Naturally blond, no signs of greying, hair grows fast and thankfully nivver receded. Halfway to shoulder length but fear I might end up looking like 'Garth' from Wayne's World if I continue on this path. Dilemmas