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This forum--jus before ee croaked
- Lou Grant
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This forum--jus before ee croaked
Come for the rampant misogyny, stay for the tedious bitching
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
Sadly it is difficult to get straight answers from the hosting people but all of the messages point to it being errors on their servers. I have done everything I can to refine the current set up so short of knowing somebody local enough to Phoenix, Arizona where the servers are located it's another round of telephone calls with cheery but generally useless Americans.
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- The Ghost of Alex Higgins
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- Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:35 pm
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
If I fix it do I get alltime PSM status?
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
Tell Go daddy to go fuck themselves and host it on another server. This amount of downtime must represent some type of breach of contract. Even if it doesn't, I'd still tell them to get fucked and shift the domain. There must be loads on there doing the same.
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It's the only way to be sure.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Nuke them
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
Whatever is going on needs sorting asap. It's choking the life out of the forum
I was bummed by the ghost of Liberace
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
I'm reduced to choking the chicken. I'm reduced to tears. I'm choking back the tears.
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
Bas..... I demand a refund.
I don't pay you a £50 per month subscription fee to access this forum when it is unavailable so many often
I want my money back
I don't pay you a £50 per month subscription fee to access this forum when it is unavailable so many often
I want my money back
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
This board, is coming like a ghost board
All the threads are being slowed down
This board, is coming like a ghost board
Folks won't post no more
Just logging on has now become a chore
Do you remember the good old days before the ghost board?
All the threads are being slowed down
This board, is coming like a ghost board
Folks won't post no more
Just logging on has now become a chore
Do you remember the good old days before the ghost board?
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
Okay I'll refer you to our customer complaints department where a couple of our highly skilled operatives, Messrs Rocco and Knuckles will come round and makes sure your complaint is dealt with.caveman wrote:Bas..... I demand a refund.
I don't pay you a £50 per month subscription fee to access this forum when it is unavailable so many often
I want my money back
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RIP Neil Peart 1952-2020.
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
Phucken
Hairy
Phucken
Ball
Bag
Hairy
Phucken
Ball
Bag
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
TOO. MUCH. FIGHTING. IN THE PAN-DYChris wrote:This board, is coming like a ghost board
All the threads are being slowed down
This board, is coming like a ghost board
Folks won't post no more
Just logging on has now become a chore
Do you remember the good old days before the ghost board?
*plays mournful flute solo*
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- The Ghost of Alex Higgins
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
Melodica I think
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
Somebody needs to go down there with a 12 gauge pumpmark wrote:Sadly it is difficult to get straight answers from the hosting people but all of the messages point to it being errors on their servers. I have done everything I can to refine the current set up so short of knowing somebody local enough to Phoenix, Arizona where the servers are located it's another round of telephone calls with cheery but generally useless Americans.
and politely ak them to set things right...........That they'll understand
I heard gods fast but I'd have to go up against him before I believe it
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
Other than PAN-DY not rhyming with 'more' that wasn't bad.subsub wrote:TOO. MUCH. FIGHTING. IN THE PAN-DYChris wrote:This board, is coming like a ghost board
All the threads are being slowed down
This board, is coming like a ghost board
Folks won't post no more
Just logging on has now become a chore
Do you remember the good old days before the ghost board?
*plays mournful flute solo*
Do you remember the good old days before the ghost board?
We danced and sang,
And the music played onna de goadboard
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
Just like when a premises is on fire, there should be a gathering place .
So where do we go ? Facebook ?? , Twitter ?? No !.
The DigiSpy Talkforum Refugee Thread. Hello Peter !!! ( Von Lugers Butter still waiting to be invited back )
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthre ... 44&page=26
So where do we go ? Facebook ?? , Twitter ?? No !.
The DigiSpy Talkforum Refugee Thread. Hello Peter !!! ( Von Lugers Butter still waiting to be invited back )
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthre ... 44&page=26
Boris " Do not look at what I am doing, Look how cute and adorable Dilyn is.....Look at Dilyn ! "
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
Chris wrote:Other than PAN-DY not rhyming with 'more' that wasn't bad.subsub wrote:TOO. MUCH. FIGHTING. IN THE PAN-DYChris wrote:This board, is coming like a ghost board
All the threads are being slowed down
This board, is coming like a ghost board
Folks won't post no more
Just logging on has now become a chore
Do you remember the good old days before the ghost board?
*plays mournful flute solo*
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Re: This forum--jus before ee croaked
I'm err lost on Digispy. Nay banned, nay active, some hinterland. And that is most queer.AlcoholBrazil wrote:Just like when a premises is on fire, there should be a gathering place .
So where do we go ? Facebook ?? , Twitter ?? No !.
The DigiSpy Talkforum Refugee Thread. Hello Peter !!! ( Von Lugers Butter still waiting to be invited back )
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthre ... 44&page=26
Anyway, a few early days chatting with early days chaps and it doesn't seem that bad to me. Night times mostly work fine, a very occassional stagger.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Non mihi, non tibi, sed nobis.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?