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This forum--jus before ee croaked

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Lost connection to MySQL server during query [2013]

An SQL error occurred while fetching this page. Please contact the Board Administrator if this problem persists.

:cry:

(I don't have the patience to wait 20 seconds or more for the Russian roulette style will a page load or not. Is this go slow ever going to end??? It's like being back on dial up internet.)
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Sadly it is difficult to get straight answers from the hosting people but all of the messages point to it being errors on their servers. I have done everything I can to refine the current set up so short of knowing somebody local enough to Phoenix, Arizona where the servers are located it's another round of telephone calls with cheery but generally useless Americans. :twisted:

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Nuke them
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If I fix it do I get alltime PSM status?
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Tell Go daddy to go fuck themselves and host it on another server. This amount of downtime must represent some type of breach of contract. Even if it doesn't, I'd still tell them to get fucked and shift the domain. There must be loads on there doing the same.

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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Nuke them
It's the only way to be sure.
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Whatever is going on needs sorting asap. It's choking the life out of the forum
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I'm reduced to choking the chicken. I'm reduced to tears. I'm choking back the tears.
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Bas..... I demand a refund.

I don't pay you a £50 per month subscription fee to access this forum when it is unavailable so many often

I want my money back

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This board, is coming like a ghost board
All the threads are being slowed down
This board, is coming like a ghost board
Folks won't post no more
Just logging on has now become a chore

Do you remember the good old days before the ghost board?
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caveman wrote:Bas..... I demand a refund.

I don't pay you a £50 per month subscription fee to access this forum when it is unavailable so many often

I want my money back
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Phucken
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Chris wrote:This board, is coming like a ghost board
All the threads are being slowed down
This board, is coming like a ghost board
Folks won't post no more
Just logging on has now become a chore

Do you remember the good old days before the ghost board?
TOO. MUCH. FIGHTING. IN THE PAN-DY

8)

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Melodica I think
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mark wrote:Sadly it is difficult to get straight answers from the hosting people but all of the messages point to it being errors on their servers. I have done everything I can to refine the current set up so short of knowing somebody local enough to Phoenix, Arizona where the servers are located it's another round of telephone calls with cheery but generally useless Americans. :twisted:
Somebody needs to go down there with a 12 gauge pump
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subsub wrote:
Chris wrote:This board, is coming like a ghost board
All the threads are being slowed down
This board, is coming like a ghost board
Folks won't post no more
Just logging on has now become a chore

Do you remember the good old days before the ghost board?
TOO. MUCH. FIGHTING. IN THE PAN-DY

8)

*plays mournful flute solo*
Other than PAN-DY not rhyming with 'more' that wasn't bad. :| :lol:

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We danced and sang,
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Just like when a premises is on fire, there should be a gathering place .
So where do we go ? Facebook ?? , Twitter ?? No !.


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Chris wrote:
subsub wrote:
Chris wrote:This board, is coming like a ghost board
All the threads are being slowed down
This board, is coming like a ghost board
Folks won't post no more
Just logging on has now become a chore

Do you remember the good old days before the ghost board?
TOO. MUCH. FIGHTING. IN THE PAN-DY

8)

*plays mournful flute solo*
Other than PAN-DY not rhyming with 'more' that wasn't bad. :| :lol:
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AlcoholBrazil wrote:Just like when a premises is on fire, there should be a gathering place .
So where do we go ? Facebook ?? , Twitter ?? No !.


The DigiSpy Talkforum Refugee Thread. Hello Peter !!! ( Von Lugers Butter still waiting to be invited back )

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http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthre ... 44&page=26
I'm err lost on Digispy. Nay banned, nay active, some hinterland. And that is most queer.

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