Juicing

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

Taken the plunge and bought a juicer from ebay. Expensive way of getting healthy, but now I'm off those cans of poison (spesh) and if I don't want to spend the rest of my life 'fat, lonely and scruffy' I need to spend.

It's an 'Andrew James Juicer pro...




What I'm aiming to do is go two days eating bowls of Alpen and drinking juice, and then eat properly on the third day. Tough. But I can do it!

Money I save on alcohol and fags can go toward fresh fruit and green veg.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Fruit is sugar bro. Keep it green n mean like mvg.

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

Fruit is sugar bro. Keep it green n mean like mvg.

Indeed. Kale, leafy stuff, cucumbers, bit of ginger perhaps.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Here's my detox cleanse, strictly plants and juice:

500g tobacco
16 x Special Brew

Feeling energised!

[Reg]

Don't put body parts in it, Horse - especially bones.

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

Don't put body parts in it, Horse - especially bones.

Okay. It wasn't a ruse for that purpose btw.

(just don't label me a multi)

[Lou Grant]

Don't put body parts in it, Horse - especially bones.

Okay. It wasn't a ruse for that purpose btw.

(just don't label me a multi)

I'm afraid once you ate up Carl you became a multi.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Watch those fruit sugars, Horse. One banana is equivalent to 7 spoons in a cuppa .
Just each sprouts for January and live alone where the gaseous emissions will not upset anyone.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

SPROUT YERSELF THIN

[warmleatherette]

It'll be in the bottom of the kitchen cupboard in about 2 weeks, that's if you don't just chuck it cos you can't be bothered to clean it

[Reg]

It'll be in the bottom of the kitchen cupboard in about 2 weeks

No room in the cupboard. Too many bodies.

[shabbado]

It'll be in the bottom of the kitchen cupboard in about 2 weeks,

taking pride of place beside the Breadmaker, George Foreman Grill, Steamer and quite possibly an ice cream maker.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

And a mincer

[caveman]

Many years a go I got a juicer.... it made me hyper

[Reg]

Where's juiceman when you need him?

[Basualdo]

And a mincer

Ooooh cheeky.

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

Juicer arrived this morning...



All I need now is something to run through it.

[Basualdo]

Juicer arrived this morning...



All I need now is something to run through it.

Carl's genitals. They're in that big pickle jar in the fridge, behind his head.

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

Juicer arrived this morning...



All I need now is something to run through it.

Carl's genitals. They're in that big pickle jar in the fridge, behind his head.

Past the use by date I'm afraid.

Nah...must get in the greens. New healthier slimline Horse on the way.

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

My Fridge...

Look at that!!




..and look at the juice!! You bastards...broccoli, cabbage, lemons, celery....

[carcinogen]

Geeezus...you've been slimed !

[Glazed Earthenware Horse]

Geeezus...you've been slimed !

[colinthewarriormonkey]

Horse - try this for shitloads of recipes.

http://www.rebootwithjoe.com/


Excellent for making soup, put the veg through the juicer, cook the pulp with some stock, then add the juice in a couple of mintes before eating it.

[colinthewarriormonkey]

Oh and buy your fruit and veg from a market, tastes better, potatoes last longer and compared to supermarket prices, they're practically giving the stuff away.

This lot cost me 16 quid

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

And get those eggs out of the fridge!