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colinthewarriormonkey wrote:Horse - try this for shitloads of recipes.

http://www.rebootwithjoe.com/


Excellent for making soup, put the veg through the juicer, cook the pulp with some stock, then add the juice in a couple of mintes before eating it.
Cheers colin! :D 8)

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Can you 'juice' excrement? No, that sounds wrong, I don't want you to, but I was wondering if shit can be 'juiced'? Could one eek out more nutrition from a turd? Maybe add in some fresh urine for a bit of a kick?

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colinthewarriormonkey wrote: Image
Hope to see you enter this arrangement in the 2016 Turner Prize.

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colinthewarriormonkey wrote:Oh and buy your fruit and veg from a market, tastes better, potatoes last longer and compared to supermarket prices, they're practically giving the stuff away.

This lot cost me 16 quid

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You're joking aren't you, you think £16 is good for that, must have been a farmers market?

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carcinogen wrote:Can you 'juice' excrement? No, that sounds wrong, I don't want you to, but I was wondering if shit can be 'juiced'?
Yes.

http://bbc.co.uk/news/technology-30730297

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warmleatherette wrote:
colinthewarriormonkey wrote:Oh and buy your fruit and veg from a market, tastes better, potatoes last longer and compared to supermarket prices, they're practically giving the stuff away.

This lot cost me 16 quid

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You're joking aren't you, you think £16 is good for that, must have been a farmers market?
Did seem rather expensive to me too.

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Glass table...Hmmm. Not German per chance?

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I once found myself on a floor under a glass table looking up at a fruit.

What a fucking weekend

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Sadact7 wrote:I once found myself on a floor under a glass table looking up at a fruit.

What a fucking weekend
Deep.

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Yeah, it was a lie. I thought you might have recognised one of those.

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Sadact7 wrote:Yeah, it was a lie. I thought you might have recognised one of those.
Truth is my weakness. Wish I could lie. Seems lovely.

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carcinogen wrote:
Truth is my weakness.
Nah, that'd be your poetry

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Horse, your flat will now permanently stink of wicked onion trumps

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mooncat wrote:Horse, your flat will now permanently stink of wicked onion trumps
Just discovered that this morning. :oops:

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NO DAIRY
NO MEAT
NO WHEAT
NO SUGARS
NO ALCOHOL
NO NICOTINE


One glass of juiced broccoli and lemon for lunch!

:rolleyes:

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Fucking hell. Even Carl would leave.

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I did some good juicing last night

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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Fucking hell. Even Carl would leave.
He has been liquidated.

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Just got my Sage juicer back from the ex, surprise surprise the jug and plunger were missing....just to piss me off

Anyway, just knocked up an apple, beetroot and cucumber juice feel better already

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Get a Nutribullet and fire in beetroot balls,parsley,spinach,flax seeds,cashew nuts and a big glass of mango juice.
Or the fruit one has banana,blueberries,orange,pear,goji berries and flex seeds and a big glass of water.
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Roddy wrote:Get a Nutribullet and fire in beetroot balls,parsley,spinach,flax seeds,cashew nuts and a big glass of mango juice.
Or the fruit one has banana,blueberries,orange,pear,goji berries and flex seeds and a big glass of water.
:drinkers:
Had one for nearly a year now best thing Ive bought fer ages
Try some of the supermarket smoothie mixes cut em with an organic juice of your choice I mostly use apple make damn sure theres no added sugar in them
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henrycrs wrote:Just got my Sage juicer back from the ex, surprise surprise the jug and plunger were missing....just to piss me off

Anyway, just knocked up an apple, beetroot and cucumber juice Image feel better already Image
Did you plunger?
Speaking for the rest of the forum since 2019

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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:
henrycrs wrote:Just got my Sage juicer back from the ex, surprise surprise the jug and plunger were missing....just to piss me off

Anyway, just knocked up an apple, beetroot and cucumber juice Image feel better already Image
Did you plunger?
Not anymore Image

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