I dream of Jesus ?

[m4 colin]

First off let me say this I dont think of myself as a religious man, I certainly never go to church, and he's never showed up in my dreams before.

Anyway in this dream I am standing in a farmyard by a barn which is in a g huge field it must have been in America cos it was very sunny Kansas Idaho or somesuch and theres a pretty blond girl there. Anyway round the corner of the barn comes Jesus he has on washed out blue Dungarees no shirt bare feet and he's holding a huge spliff the spliff is not lit. Facially he looks just like that picture you see in so many catholic households (I am not a Catholic) Anyway Jesus smiles and without saying anything he offers me the Doobie, I figger I'd best be polite so I says "No thank you I dont smoke" . Jesus says "No you dont!". Like he already knew what I was going to say . I feel I ought to make some sort of small talk so I says "I dont suppose cancer is a problem for you ? Jesus smiles and says "No not for me" and thats it end of dream.

What does it all mean ? All my life I never dreamed of him before or even thought much about him I liked the superstar film and bought the album but thats about as far as it went why now ?

[Basualdo]

"YOU THE MAN, COL."

[Reg]

What does it all mean ?

Maybe he was just a stoner in dungarees?

[m4 colin]

Dont think so, or else the Doobie would have been lit it was definitely Jesus You always know who someone is in a dream even if you cant see their face,and I could see his

[Reg]

I know what you mean.

Seriously.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

That's weird, in a way... last night I dreamed The Special One was err stood outside my hotel window in the rain, having won the treble. He was in Hyde Park with a load of foreigners. Grey suit. I went down err got soaked and he gave me err fifty quid and told me I was err his boy

[Sid Pervcat]

First off let me say this I dont think of myself as a religious man, I certainly never go to church, and he's never showed up in my dreams before.

Anyway in this dream I am standing in a farmyard by a barn which is in a g huge field it must have been in America cos it was very sunny Kansas Idaho or somesuch and theres a pretty blond girl there. Anyway round the corner of the barn comes Jesus he has on washed out blue Dungarees no shirt bare feet and he's holding a huge spliff the spliff is not lit. Facially he looks just like that picture you see in so many catholic households (I am not a Catholic) Anyway Jesus smiles and without saying anything he offers me the Doobie, I figger I'd best be polite so I says "No thank you I dont smoke" . Jesus says "No you dont!". Like he already knew what I was going to say . I feel I ought to make some sort of small talk so I says "I dont suppose cancer is a problem for you ? Jesus smiles and says "No not for me" and thats it end of dream.

What does it all mean ? All my life I never dreamed of him before or even thought much about him I liked the superstar film and bought the album but thats about as far as it went why now ?

Your gonna die, dude.

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[LaaLaa]

First off let me say this I dont think of myself as a religious man, I certainly never go to church, and he's never showed up in my dreams before.

Anyway in this dream I am standing in a farmyard by a barn which is in a g huge field it must have been in America cos it was very sunny Kansas Idaho or somesuch and theres a pretty blond girl there. Anyway round the corner of the barn comes Jesus he has on washed out blue Dungarees no shirt bare feet and he's holding a huge spliff the spliff is not lit. Facially he looks just like that picture you see in so many catholic households (I am not a Catholic) Anyway Jesus smiles and without saying anything he offers me the Doobie, I figger I'd best be polite so I says "No thank you I dont smoke" . Jesus says "No you dont!". Like he already knew what I was going to say . I feel I ought to make some sort of small talk so I says "I dont suppose cancer is a problem for you ? Jesus smiles and says "No not for me" and thats it end of dream.

What does it all mean ? All my life I never dreamed of him before or even thought much about him I liked the superstar film and bought the album but thats about as far as it went why now ?

There's been quite a bit of discussion in the media lately about legalising drugs, and during any discussion you'll usually get someone saying "God made the plants and we woz meant to smoke it innit".
That's all it takes, then you sleep and your brain makes a mashup of all it's encountered during the day.

[Sadact7]

You're incredibly important so Jesus appeared to you in a dream.

There, you've read what you wanted to see. Now you can disregard everything else in blissful ignorance. As is the way with this hokum

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Worrabout my dream sadders-o laddo me lad

[Sadact7]

Worrabout my dream sadders-o laddo me lad

What did you dream?

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Scroll up mi bredbin

[Sadact7]

Scroll up mi bredbin

Oh right.

Yeah, it means you're a fucking cunt tbf

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Scroll up mi bredbin

Oh right.

Yeah, it means you're a fucking cunt tbf

Ffp2ubro

[m4 colin]

You're incredibly important so Jesus appeared to you in a dream.

There, you've read what you wanted to see. Now you can disregard everything else in blissful ignorance. As is the way with this hokum

No .........I'm not important to anyone except my Dogs And It would scare me to think God was taking more than a nodding interest in me. Now do you just want to have a go at me, or do you perhaps have something usefull to say about what I find is a very perplexing dream..........In olden times dreams like this that came out of the blue would be subject to much discussion Now its just automatic piss taking . Laa was at least trying to be helpful and rationalize it. I would be interested to hear what Royal 24 makes of it as he is a committed christian and
one of the more psychically aware on the forum

[Sadact7]

So you'll only listen to somebody who believes in the Magic Man in the sky and believes themselves to be closer to some sort of transcendental realm than the rest of us?



You'd be better off listening to a Neurologist than somebody who believes in even more hokum

[m4 colin]

So you'll only listen to somebody who believes in the Magic Man in the sky and believes themselves to be closer to some sort of transcendental realm than the rest of us?



You'd be better off listening to a Neurologist than somebody who believes in even more hokum

Perhaps But I value his opinion as much as I do yours

[Sadact7]

So you'll only listen to somebody who believes in the Magic Man in the sky and believes themselves to be closer to some sort of transcendental realm than the rest of us?



You'd be better off listening to a Neurologist than somebody who believes in even more hokum

Perhaps But I value his opinion as much as I do yours

Not much then

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Sadact IS Jesus.



Think about it!

[Basualdo]

Sadact IS Jesus.



Think about it!

I have. He isnt.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Do they have Jesus "over there"?

[Basualdo]

We have several.

[Kowalski]

I had an outer body experience in Goa after sniffing too much Ketamine, think I saw a god like figure too.

No word of a lie, I could see my friends shaking me from the top of the room.

Thought I was going to be a cabbage as I came round, could just hear voices. It took me about an hour and I was ok.

Good night in the end, went to a party, how I miss those days.