Strange stories in local papers..................

[Sadact7]

http://www.enfieldindependent.co.uk/new ... um=twitter

Northy on a scouting mission?

[the rotary club]

Llwchwr Town Council considers colour photocopier.

http://www.thisissouthwales.co.uk/Llwch ... ected=true

[m4 colin]

I think he revealed he always got a stiffy on the bus, presumably caused by the vibrations rather than getting excited by the bus itself.

That's it!

I've heard blokes talking about "Diesel Dong" but its never happened to me I reckon they feel themselves up while they are driving

[henrycrs]

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/So ... 053542.htm

Have a look at the slide show

[Chris]

I think he revealed he always got a stiffy on the bus, presumably caused by the vibrations rather than getting excited by the bus itself.

Aye, it was Aaron. He's not alone in getting an erection when on a bus. It's the vibrations, my mate said.

[Chris]

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/So ... 053542.htm

Have a look at the slide show

Nutter.

[Holden Mcgroyne]

'Pig farmer who ordered two repo men to strip naked and get into a pen with an ‘agitated’ boar jailed for a year'

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/co ... 44820.html

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Not so much the story, but the attempted punch at 1 min 38 seconds.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ ... et-6303048

[Holden Mcgroyne]

1 less outlet to find stories in. Shame

http://www.liverpooldailypost.co.uk/new ... ng-6391108

[genehunt1973]

Who fucking Cares (from my local Rag)

http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Beverley ... story.html

[Holden Mcgroyne]

[Holden Mcgroyne]

Lincolnshire man admits having sex with his girlfriend's dog

http://www.lincolnshireecho.co.uk/Linco ... z2t6vte3Ki

[Basualdo]

Lincolnshire man admits having sex with his girlfriend's dog

http://www.lincolnshireecho.co.uk/Linco ... z2t6vte3Ki

Somebody we know is from Lincolnshire and once had a reputation for dog affection.
If only i could remember who it is...

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

BALD MAN EATS FRIEND

[mark]

From the Liverpool Echo.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-me ... e-26358437

[therealHJ]

Just your average night on Teesside

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/woman ... ng-6755646

[stjarnadm]

Fucked up kitty.

http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Man-nee ... story.html

[therealHJ]

Trapped Councillors

http://www.crawleynews.co.uk/Seven-coun ... story.html

I like the bit about them using a torch to signal SOS to cars outside

[beingsoblase]

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/So ... 053542.htm

Have a look at the slide show

Nutter.

at home with the heenans!

[the rotary club]

A man found staggering on the A66 after his penis was chopped off has been put into an induced coma

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teess ... ut-6830339

[ovechkin8]

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/1 ... a/?ref=mry

WALOB.

[Basualdo]

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/1 ... a/?ref=mry

WALOB.

Gullible fuckwits snap pic of crafty fag break shocker!

[therealHJ]

Ouch!!!

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teess ... tt-6836323

[ovechkin8]

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/1 ... y/?ref=mry

[ovechkin8]

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/1 ... ts/?ref=mr

Gene your opinion please.