Strange stories in local papers..................

[Holden Mcgroyne]

http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/News ... 121453.htm

[LaaLaa]

Hardened criminal!

[ovechkin8]

Anything to do with our Councillors...

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/1 ... ft/?ref=mr

[Basualdo]

The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.

[imavinoops]

There was some bloke working on the local rag, who always popped in some double entendres on headlines and captions, this local bloke a big veg growing nutter, you know the type, "have a look at the size of my onions", anyway he had won a prize at The Chelsea Flower Show and there was a pic of him and the Queen standing by his display of veg and the caption read "Medwyn proudly shows the Queen his big Blue Potatoes".

[ovechkin8]

The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.

You cannot blame Mother Nature.....

[Reg]

http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/News ... 121453.htm

All sounds perfectly innocent.

Who can honestly say they haven't at some time become "irritated with their briefs" during a bus journey?

[9 to 5]

Lord, do that many of us live in Bedfordshire on here?

[imavinoops]

http://www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/News ... 121453.htm

Going by the nick,.... it wasn't you was it Groyne-o ??

[Hillman avenger]

The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.

Someone's been taking the piss, then.

One of my favourites was when the Nottingham paper had the headline "Man hit by bus critical". I should imagine he was.

[Basualdo]

The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.

Someone's been taking the piss, then.

One of my favourites was when the Nottingham paper had the headline "Man hit by bus critical". I should imagine he was.

You! Outside! Now!

[ovechkin8]

The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.

Someone's been taking the piss, then.

One of my favourites was when the Nottingham paper had the headline "Man hit by bus critical". I should imagine he was.

He might have been critical of the bus drivers capabilities......

[Rossco]

The local Ards paper a week or two ago had the big front page headline about a local councillor outraged at a bag of used Tenaladies being dumped at the side of the road.

HA....up his.

I get my kicks when I can

[colinthewarriormonkey]

If I lived in bletchley and was on a bus to the metropolis of Bedford, I'd be excited too.

[LaaLaa]

There was a running gag about a forumer from times past always getting excited by being on buses, anyone remember who it was? Aaron maybe?

[Basualdo]

There was a running gag about a forumer from times past always getting excited by being on buses, anyone remember who it was? Aaron maybe?

Yeah that sounds vaguely familiar.
Wasnt the fat phone monkey approaching strange men on buses or something?

[LaaLaa]

I think he revealed he always got a stiffy on the bus, presumably caused by the vibrations rather than getting excited by the bus itself.

[henrycrs]

Not a so much a strange story, but it made me chuckle, especially the woman fainting in shock

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/Hu ... 195706.htm

[9 to 5]

I think he revealed he always got a stiffy on the bus, presumably caused by the vibrations rather than getting excited by the bus itself.

That's it!

[NorthBank]

An armed policeman was not sacked for having sex on duty with his trousers around his ankles and his gun in its holster - because an appeals panel said it was similar to “a tea break” and he could have been back on duty “within a minute or two”.

http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk ... story.html

[ovechkin8]

It takes forty minutes to buy a cup of tea or go to the toilet ?

[Reg]

Is that his "seduction face" that he's wearing in that photo?

[henrycrs]

Not a so much a strange story, but it made me chuckle, especially the woman fainting in shock

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/Hu ... 195706.htm

Both teams have been kicked out of the FA Cup now

[Thursty]

[Holden Mcgroyne]

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