Mysteries of Life
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Gosport Mark
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Mysteries of Life
1. If you have a field 100m2 and randomly place within it a single dog shit no more than 10cm2, then provide a single dog walker with infinite random paths across that field, how is it statistically possible that 100% of the time he will tread in that shit?
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Basualdo
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Re: Mysteries of Life
The only known material proven to completely remove dogshit from your shoes is a substance known to science as 'living room carpet'.Gosport Mark wrote:1. If you have a field 100m2 and randomly place within it a single dog shit no more than 10cm2, then provide a single dog walker with infinite random paths across that field, how is it statistically possible that 100% of the time he will tread in that shit?
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Re: Mysteries of Life
Basualdo wrote:The only known material proven to completely remove dogshit from your shoes is a substance known to science as 'living room carpet'.Gosport Mark wrote:1. If you have a field 100m2 and randomly place within it a single dog shit no more than 10cm2, then provide a single dog walker with infinite random paths across that field, how is it statistically possible that 100% of the time he will tread in that shit?
But it's one of those two-part cleaning products.
Living room carpet and stairs.
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Sadact7
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Re: Mysteries of Life
How is it possible, given that vast sphere of human personalities, that 100% of ramblers are cunts?Gosport Mark wrote:1. If you have a field 100m2 and randomly place within it a single dog shit no more than 10cm2, then provide a single dog walker with infinite random paths across that field, how is it statistically possible that 100% of the time he will tread in that shit?
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Re: Mysteries of Life
But Janet Street-Porter is a rambler!...oh wait..Sadact7 wrote:How is it possible, given that vast sphere of human personalities, that 100% of ramblers are cunts?Gosport Mark wrote:1. If you have a field 100m2 and randomly place within it a single dog shit no more than 10cm2, then provide a single dog walker with infinite random paths across that field, how is it statistically possible that 100% of the time he will tread in that shit?
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Re: Mysteries of Life
Rantan Zero wrote:But Janet Street-Porter is a rambler!...oh wait..Sadact7 wrote:How is it possible, given that vast sphere of human personalities, that 100% of ramblers are cunts?Gosport Mark wrote:1. If you have a field 100m2 and randomly place within it a single dog shit no more than 10cm2, then provide a single dog walker with infinite random paths across that field, how is it statistically possible that 100% of the time he will tread in that shit?
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