So long, Stanloi

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He's not taking his departure well.

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chaddy wrote:He's not taking his departure well.
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He spent too long IN THE CHANNELS!
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He's landed a new show on the Sirius network - Call Collymore USA.
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You cannot be sirius.

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When one sits down and seriously contemplates the life of Stan Colleymore I think any educated well adjusted person can only come to the singualar conclusion that he is a dogging women beating piece of shit who had a talent for kicking a rubber ball into a net. And gulps.
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Needs to buy Aston Villa asap before they fold in embarrassment.

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Nah Stan is ok. I think he's a bit fucked-up really. I think in his ignorance he has honesty. Unlike these false bastards gurning their way through with gritted bitter teeth. Good old Stan, I hope he's well.
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Stanloi is a pundit on Astro Supersport 3 (whatever that is). Just watching him right now in my local, prior to the Hull Leicester match

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Has he also got a military-based quiz show on UK Conquest?
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Ulkrika Stan 2 on ppv could raise some coin
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The problem with Stan is his lack of anger management doesn't suit a interactive media role. When he started getting the media gig's he came across as being genuine when he owned up to all his indiscretions but he then championed himself as the Twitter King and responded to all of the abuse instead of letting it slide and only ended making himself an even bigger target as everyone knew they'd get a response. Also, the fact the amount of shit that he over researches makes him sound like a boring cunt. Heard him last season introducing himself from a ground and I'm sure he named the bricklayers who built it 100 years ago

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Ha, and spot on. :)
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As you can imagine, with so much free time he spends most of it arguing on twitter, yesterday he was retweeting loads of comment about how bad the ts phone-in is despite it being hosted by one of his good friends Danny Kelly.

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He's desperate to be loved but he can't see that by continually acting the cunt, he's never going to get it and maybe that's what leads to his bouts of "depression". He didn't do himself any favours by exposing his sex life with innocent girls who deserved better in his autobiography and you could imagine a few doors being slammed in his face after that. He needs to keep the mask on and keep his personal opinions to himself now and try and rebuild his career. Although, seeing his Twitter lately, it looks like he's gone down the gaunt route and will be doing his own show from the spare bedroom. Imagine the career he could have had, in football and the media if he'd have just listened to a tiny bit of advice from people who did know better.

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He's a thick angry cunt
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Stan is on a one way route to depression on a park bench I'm afriad. The writing is on the wall. Give it a couple of years and The Sun will have a posed-for front page spread of Stan in a filthy old mac in a brum park holding a bottle of wine al a Kenny Sansom next to a FOBT in a bookies.

I too think Stan is not too bad a pundit. But his obsessive nature will ultimately dictate that he'll end up destroying himself in probably the most demeaning way possible.

I'm thinking of some possible future headlines:

"Former Professional Footballer Caught 'Dogging' in Cannock Chase"
"He made me speak in a Swedish accent, wear a blonde wig, then he hit me"
"Stan Colleymore: I want to be a woman"

I mean, the list is endless. Good luck Stan.
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carcinogen wrote:Stan is on a one way route to depression on a park bench I'm afriad. The writing is on the wall. Give it a couple of years and The Sun will have a posed-for front page spread of Stan in a filthy old mac in a brum park holding a bottle of wine al a Kenny Sansom next to a FOBT in a bookies.

I too think Stan is not too bad a pundit. But his obsessive nature will ultimately dictate that he'll end up destroying himself in probably the most demeaning way possible.

I'm thinking of some possible future headlines:

"Former Professional Footballer Caught 'Dogging' in Cannock Chase"
"He made me speak in a Swedish accent, wear a blonde wig, then he hit me"
"Stan Colleymore: I want to be a woman"

I mean, the list is endless. Good luck Stan.
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He'd make a great tranny.

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As long as the woman beating car park wanker isnt on my tranny, the vile woman beating cunt.
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Quite funny now, he's acting like it was his choice to leave and he's calling out Quinn and Danny Murphy for still working at ts..

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He'd have bit their hand off if they'd have offered that contract to him.

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Rank hypocrisy of a certain radio outlet pretending to give a f*** about alcoholism while indulging one of its main presenters drinking.


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Wank hypocrisy of man who wanks on cars.

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