Richard Keys...

[Sinbad]

at Table Top Mountain....




What a shit view !

[Basualdo]

I bet he'd prefer Glass Table Top Mountain.

[Roquetas]

He seems to have cropped out the 18 year-old Albanian prostitute shitting on him.

[Sinbad]

I bet he'd prefer Glass Table Top Mountain.

[delboy1983]

Long way to shit that,what's the accuracy level on the ground

[JW90]

He's either doing it for bantz or is losing his mind with today's tweets.

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys 6 hrs6 hours ago
Delighted to see Steve Bruce back on top. A good guy & top class operator. Why doesn't he ever get a mention when big jobs come up? United?

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys 2 hrs2 hours ago
A pleasure to listen to Andy Townsend. The best co-commentator since Andy Gray.

[AlcoholBrazil]

And of course Richard Keys is an expert on big jobbies.

[carcinogen]

New Game: Spot The Cunt

[Womble23]

Sir Richard of Shitchester

[Holden Mcgroyne]

His latest blog

http://www.richardajkeys.com/richards-b ... -the-dopes

If it hurts your eyes too much here's the paragraph that stood out

'Here's another example of shoddy or, shall we say, selective journalistic thinking. I was in conversation once with a highly regarded Fleet Street sports journalist about 'bungs'. The name of one X P Lge manager came up and it brought a wry smile, a chuckle and this response 'ah come on, he's only nicking a bit off the top. No harm done'. No harm done? It's theft. He should be locked up. In any other walk of life he would be. But the individual concerned and the journalist are mates so 'no harm done'. I read often his guys stance on sporting morality with a wry smile - and a chuckle.'


Don't think you need much of a decoder to work out it's Harry and Martin Samuels

[Basualdo]

Horse should invite Keys around to his gaff the next time he is throwing a vagrant stew supper party because I believe Keys partial to a bit of hot Carl.


Fair play to Shitchester though, 'ees bang on ver moneee about Candleface and his fat lickspittle.

[Roquetas]

I'd rather be a corrupt, burnt-faced, illiterate prick than pay an Albanian teenager to shite on me.

[turnitin]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[carcinogen]

In any other walk of life he would be. But the individual concerned and the journalist are mates so 'no harm done'. I read often his guys stance on sporting morality with a wry smile - and a chuckle.'

What a bunch of cunt. Can't Richard be locked-up for not reporting theft? Doesn't that make him complicit in the theft if he has knowledge of it but does not tell the appropriate authority? Weak cunt. Just name names or shut the fuck up you sorry shit munching cunt.

[finchman]

Where's Keeeeezeeey based these days..............Syria?

[497103]

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[finchman]

Where's his neck?

[Basualdo]

I note that in the screenshot of the youtube clip that a glass topped coffee table is prominently in shot. Just sayin'.

[Roddy]

What a shitty thing to do.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... riend.html

[Basualdo]

What a shitty thing to do.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... riend.html

Certainly is.

But some of the comments on that article seem to be hinting at something....I wonder what?

Common as muck, Essex, about a minute ago:

He will end up a lonely old man. Its about his ego and sex. All exciting now till the mistress faces reality of wiping his backside.

[Zippy]

Dicky Dump, what a dirty old bastard.

[Crazy Knight]

So funny, especially after how sanctimonious he gets in his blog, with snide references to the personal lives of other people.

[Basualdo]

Filthy hobbitses!

[Clivert]

He really has done the dirty on his wife there...........it's usually the other way round though tbf.

[Steve Hunt]

She's taking him back:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -BACK.html