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Slightly off-topic but where does the 'Poo-Wolf' & scat talk come from? I so hope it's true.

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mil7481 wrote:Slightly off-topic but where does the 'Poo-Wolf' & scat talk come from? I so hope it's true.



To quote an infamousTF post, Ive forgotten what wag it was that came up with it.

Who is Richard Keys (aka Dicky Dump, aka Poowolf, aka Shitwolf, aka Shits -from the duo with Gray, Shits and Giggles, aka Curler, aka Dicky the Cable guy...etc), anyway,who is Richard Keys' favourite sailor?


Sir Francis Shit-chest-er.
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mil7481 wrote:Slightly off-topic but where does the 'Poo-Wolf' & scat talk come from? I so hope it's true.
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Basualdo wrote:
mil7481 wrote:Slightly off-topic but where does the 'Poo-Wolf' & scat talk come from? I so hope it's true.



To quote an infamousTF post, Ive forgotten what wag it was that came up with it.

Who is Richard Keys (aka Dicky Dump, aka Poowolf, aka Shitwolf, aka Shits -from the duo with Gray, Shits and Giggles, aka Curler, aka Dicky the Cable guy...etc), anyway,who is Richard Keys' favourite sailor?


Sir Francis Shit-chest-er.
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Dark forces
Richard Keys' cancer-stricken wife saves him from the lash as she takes him BACK despite claims had 'affair with 27-year-old lawyer' that left him facing being flogged by Dubai police
•Julia Keys filed for divorce amid claims her husband had been unfaithful
•On Saturday the 56-year-old said she was 'disgusted' by the alleged affair
•Richard Keys was accused of having a relationship with daughter's friend
•Yesterday Mrs Keys said he did not cheat and she was no longer divorcing

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delboy1983 wrote:Dark forces
Richard Keys' cancer-stricken wife saves him from the lash as she takes him BACK despite claims had 'affair with 27-year-old lawyer' that left him facing being flogged by Dubai police
•Julia Keys filed for divorce amid claims her husband had been unfaithful
•On Saturday the 56-year-old said she was 'disgusted' by the alleged affair
•Richard Keys was accused of having a relationship with daughter's friend
•Yesterday Mrs Keys said he did not cheat and she was no longer divorcing

You can only imagine what's been going on behind the scenes in the last couple of days.
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billyliar wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:Dark forces
Richard Keys' cancer-stricken wife saves him from the lash as she takes him BACK despite claims had 'affair with 27-year-old lawyer' that left him facing being flogged by Dubai police
•Julia Keys filed for divorce amid claims her husband had been unfaithful
•On Saturday the 56-year-old said she was 'disgusted' by the alleged affair
•Richard Keys was accused of having a relationship with daughter's friend
•Yesterday Mrs Keys said he did not cheat and she was no longer divorcing

You can only imagine what's been going on behind the scenes in the last couple of days.
Yeah imagine all the shit that went down .
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dark forces are at work, probably because Dickie has been on the Guinness.
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Interesting piece in Popbitch today about Dicky, if anyone subscribes to it.


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stemcp wrote:Interesting piece in Popbitch today about Dicky, if anyone subscribes to it.


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Well obviously, Lawnsy apart, thats highly unlikely so preci or cut and paste for us please.
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Its okay, I did it myself.
>> Letters of the law <<
Under lock and Keys

Richard Keys' wife was quick off
the mark to clarify the story
that got out in the Sunday papers
last weekend about ol' Dicky boy
having it off with one of his
daughter's 27 year-old friends.

Behind the scenes, newspapers
were quick to drop the story too
as Richard decided to have our
good friends at Carter-Ruck send
out one of their famous mailshots
on his behalf, informing editors
that the inaccuracies in the
story were highly distressing
to their client.

Which is strange. We had always
got the impression that Richard
didn't mind being smeared.
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Basualdo wrote:
stemcp wrote:Interesting piece in Popbitch today about Dicky, if anyone subscribes to it.


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Well obviously, Lawnsy apart, thats highly unlikely so preci or cut and paste for us please.
Apologies, didn't know whether it was subject to some copyright thing
Interesting sign off at the end of the piece, don't you think!


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Undoubtedly.
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Dark feces are at work.
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Just found a copy of Friday's Sun in the work's canteen. Kelvin MacKenzie, much reviled by members here, has done a bit of a hatchet job on Keys about his poor wife's recent trauma and says that Keys basically "bullied" her into retracting the obvious adultery allegation to avoid a flogging and ends the piece with this :
Disgraceful bullying. If Keys doesn't like this article I would be grateful if he would sue me.
My first item of evidence would be a video that has been making its way round Fleet Street offices for years.


Hmm. I wonder what the content of that video might be? Its seems to have plopped down on nearly every editors desk for ages. One day the contents may be forced out into the public realm and the shit will hit the fan.
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