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Is he still about on Talkshite or is he one Scouser too many now?
What is it with the romanticism of a city - and a people - that really are the septic, poisoned, pus filled anuses on this country?

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Cutting edge timelord and completely out of leftfield for you.

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Great on the Sports Breakfast with Brazil.

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ccreds wrote:Great on the Sports Breakfast with Brazil.
Especially when we consider what followed.

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timelord wrote:Is he still about on Talkshite or is he one Scouser too many now?
Oh dear. What a tragic poster we still have among us.

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For how long?


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Beeky on the rollercoaster and that time he schooled Gaunt during the handover were classic moments.
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ccreds wrote:Great on the Sports Breakfast with Brazil.

Eeee, yes Al, I agree Al, take me roughly from behind, Al. He was a fucking arselicker of the bell end.
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Beeky nivver kow-towed to Big Al, and was somewhat dismissive of him. To me, he comes across as a considered and nice bloke.

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EddieCheddar wrote:Beeky nivver kow-towed to Big Al, and was somewhat dismissive of him. To me, he comes across as a considered and nice bloke.
Beeky would often do cultured things like go to the theatre, much to the chagrin of Big Al who mocked him.

Beeky has never drunk drove to my knowledge so instantly has the moral high ground over the jock slob.
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mark wrote:
timelord wrote:Is he still about on Talkshite or is he one Scouser too many now?
Oh dear. What a tragic poster we still have among us.
What really is it about Scousers getting on radio and TV?
I'm sick of that fucking awful sound they make, the guttural "ehhhhhhh" they usually put in there before they rob a granny or mug someone.
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I think Beeky is shit as a broadcaster, only because he offers nothing much of interest (hence he gets paid for appearing on TalkShite). But as a fella he seems pleasant enough.
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He was on the Danny Kelly Breakfast Show this morning. Within 20 seconds of switching on I heard "Evertonfootballclub".
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BEEKY IS A BLUE.
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Beeky calling Gaunt out on his Sony awards, was a great radio moment.
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misha06 wrote:Beeky calling Gaunt out on his Sony awards, was a great radio moment.
Remind me what happened there.

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m4rkb wrote:
misha06 wrote:Beeky calling Gaunt out on his Sony awards, was a great radio moment.
Remind me what happened there.
Yeah, be nice to hear it again...Didn't Beeky threaten to take Grunt out on to the car park or summat like that.
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Zippy wrote:Beeky on the rollercoaster and that time he schooled Gaunt during the handover were classic moments.
The kayaking commentary is my favourite Beeky moment, and of course Northampton 2 Mansfield 0, sorry that's Northampton 0 Mansfield 2, gets a special mention.

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Thursty wrote:
Zippy wrote:Beeky on the rollercoaster and that time he schooled Gaunt during the handover were classic moments.
The kayaking commentary is my favourite Beeky moment, and of course Northampton 2 Mansfield 0, sorry that's Northampton 0 Mansfield 2, gets a special mention.

You're wrong BTW, Zippy. BEEKY IS A RED.
The kayaking, the rollercoaster, Mansfield and Northampton and versus fat Gaunt are all sublime Beecroft.

Up and down and round and round has to be a second to watching the telly and getting the medals wrong in the kayaking. :lol: :lol:
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I like Beeky 8)

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Northampton vs. Mansfield and the Olympic Kayaking are both in "Classic Clips H&J Xmas 2006" from mickYNWA, which is probably one of the best ever clips segments (with many Parry/Boozy classics too), but sadly I couldn't find it on youtube. Neither could I find mick's compilation "When Beeky Met Gaunty", Mike Mendoza's montage of their tiffs.

I'll upload them both if no one else can find them online, but whilst looking to see if they're on youtube I did find this, which IMO is H&J in their heyday -
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Thanks Thursty that was great to listen too again.

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Thursty wrote:Northampton 2 Mansfield 0, sorry that's Northampton 0 Mansfield 2
No, it was Northampton 1 Mansfield 0.

Sorry, let me get it absolutely right, it's Mansfield 1, I mean 0, that's Mansfield 0 Northampton 1.
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Beeky describing the people dying at sea as "very disappointing indeed" :D
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Zippy wrote:Beeky describing the people dying at sea as "very disappointing indeed" :D
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