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ccreds wrote:Fordey's tour's started and the next one up is in Birmingham on the 15th. You can bet Fordey's PR team are taking a few adverts out in the local paper to ensure its a sellout. There's a good Matt Forde fanbase I've been told down there in Birmingham.
No there isn't. We don't want him here.

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ccreds wrote:Fordey's tour's started and the next one up is in Birmingham on the 15th. You can bet Fordey's PR team are taking a few adverts out in the local paper to ensure its a sellout. There's a good Matt Forde fanbase I've been told down there in Birmingham.
No there isn't. We don't want him here.

I'm gonna round up some lads.
Sorry to hear your area is soon to be infested with his act mate I guess all you can do is keep a low profile while he's out of there again and then you won't get contaminated. Thankfully for me and the rest of us up here I don't think he'd dare ever set foot on a South Yorkshire stage as he knows they'd have his f###ing legs off.

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House prices have fallen round here since he announced he's coming but I fully expect they'll go back up again when he's seen leaving.

Unfortunately is looks like this total cowpat of a gig will be going ahead as they've already started laying out the stage props.

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ccreds wrote:Fordey's tour's started and the next one up is in Birmingham on the 15th. You can bet Fordey's PR team are taking a few adverts out in the local paper to ensure its a sellout. There's a good Matt Forde fanbase I've been told down there in Birmingham.
I'm surprised there's any need to advertise - surely word of mouth alone would be enough to spread the word that such a cult figure was due in town
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I'll not be around tonight. I'm off out to find any signs on the way from Nottingham to Brum saying "welcome to the West Midlands". They're all getting quickly repainted to say Welcome to South Yorkshire. :rolleyes:

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m4rkb wrote:House prices have fallen round here since he announced he's coming but I fully expect they'll go back up again when he's seen leaving.

Unfortunately is looks like this total cowpat of a gig will be going ahead as they've already started laying out the stage props.

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Quite a large looking telephone box that he'll never fill it. :lol:

He surely still can't be still doing the Miliband impression is he?, he's probably switched back to doing Farage. [in case you've never heard it it goes likes this, .... talk loud and a bit gruff and that's it hey presto Forde's Nigel Farage voice]

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Ironically there's a Your Country Needs You sticker at the back.

No it bloody well doesn't fatty.

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Absolutely brilliant!! :D :D

I prefer the comedy coming from you in South Yorkshire any day over anything he could ever serve up.
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Can't see this show hanging around for too long, it's bloody awful. Come back Johnny Vaughan.
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Sinbad wrote:Can't see this show hanging around for too long, it's bloody awful. Come back Johnny Vaughan.
I think you've been over generous with your praise there mate. :)

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m4rkb wrote:
Sinbad wrote:Can't see this show hanging around for too long, it's bloody awful. Come back Johnny Vaughan.
I think you've been over generous with your praise there mate. :)
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Hearing some of this for the first time. Quite stilted with a lot of difficult pauses. They're bound to improve. :D Squeal :shock: Forde needs to breathe and settle. Surprised that Richardson is leading the show given Forde's experience of leading TS shows. Doesn't say much for him.

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I've never watched 8 out of 10 bloodclats . Is he just as bad ( I was going to use stronger language but not on non league day)

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m4rkb wrote:I'll not be around tonight. I'm off out to find any signs on the way from Nottingham to Brum saying "welcome to the West Midlands". They're all getting quickly repainted to say Welcome to South Yorkshire. :rolleyes:
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Surely it can only be a matter of time, before these two are dropped from the station. I was led to believe they were friends and had lived with each other? After listening for is it 3 weeks, it feels like years...they have got no spark in the relationship, it's all one dimensional....well to put it bluntly drab and fucking boring.

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Even on the trailer, they have Fatt screaming like a flipping banshee.

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Haven't listened to it. Forde is insufferable, and Jon Richardson has never been to my taste.

I'm still sour Vaughan and the gang left. The warm up was my one essential listen on the station.
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I can't think what thread to put this because I can't remember when it was. Somebody on TS earlier was lecturing about how precious non-league football is, lifeblood of the game, watering your grassroots and so on. Presumably coming up next was an 800-hour phone-in on the Arsenal manager's footwear preferences. Doooo me a favour. Their idea of non-league is Everton. :roll:
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Zippy wrote:Haven't listened to it. Forde is insufferable, and Jon Richardson has never been to my taste.

I'm still sour Vaughan and the gang left. The warm up was my one essential listen on the station.
Each to their own, Zippy and only IMO quite surprised you liked it.

But as per Vaughan's monologues of nowhere and yes Brown and yes Woodsman as yes people was indeed tiresome. :roll:

So listened to some today, Richardson safe but dull alongside his sidekick, the excitable Matt Forde.

It wasn't good, not good at all. Tuned down for a short podcast, there might be some amusing parts.

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I happened upon the tail end of a half decent comedian on TV just now......someone caled Widdicombe.

When the end credits rolled it mentioned the name of one Matt Forde in some capacity or other and I am wondering if this Matt Forde is one and the same as the eponymous TS presenter.
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Rainbowmonkey wrote:I can't think what thread to put this because I can't remember when it was. Somebody on TS earlier was lecturing about how precious non-league football is, lifeblood of the game, watering your grassroots and so on. Presumably coming up next was an 800-hour phone-in on the Arsenal manager's footwear preferences. Doooo me a favour. Their idea of non-league is Everton. :roll:
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Non-league is anything that involves jumpers for goalposts. BUT THEY STILL HAVE THE PASHUN AND THE COMMITMENT THAT THE PAMPERED LOUTS IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT, STAN!

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Petingo wrote:I happened upon the tail end of a half decent comedian on TV just now......someone caled Widdicombe.

When the end credits rolled it mentioned the name of one Matt Forde in some capacity or other and I am wondering if this Matt Forde is one and the same as the eponymous TS presenter.
It is Matt Pet. Also I think he's up here for the Premiere of "I believe in miracles" at the City Ground today, the crowd/audience will be seated in the Trent End, starts at 6:30pm today.

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I heard the first ever show and have not heard any more since, I found that show not as bad I had expected but as I said at the time the radio was only on in the background while I was working in the garage on something so I wasn't 100% concentrating so I take it fully on-board all the negative comments about him since that first show. Basically he's rubbish, not just rubbish at radio presenting but rubbish at everything he has ever tried out but I guess if people are stupid enough to pay out good money for rubbish more fool them.

How does he ever manage to get people paying out to see him live are they all loopy?. :roll:

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