At Home With Richard Keys

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No mention of his tarmac room?
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Wow. "If there was a fire what would you save?" "Myself". He has a wife and kids for fucks' sake.
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He's just a joke figure now (more than he ever was)- desperate for attention and relevance. Sky have moved on and he hasn't got over it, despite all the claims to the contrary. No-one misses him over here, he was just a disposable TV presenter. He's veering into Partridge territory without even knowing it.

And the deification he has for Andy Gray is downright bizarre. "The daddy of them all", "the king of commentary"- all rather creepy, even when talking about a mate.

This video just confirms his lack of self-awareness and high opinion of his own standing, as outlined in the post above.

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JW90 wrote:He's just a joke figure now (more than he ever was)- desperate for attention and relevance. Sky have moved on and he hasn't got over it, despite all the claims to the contrary. No-one misses him over here, he was just a disposable TV presenter. He's veering into Partridge territory without even knowing it.

And the deification he has for Andy Gray is downright bizarre. "The daddy of them all", "the king of commentary"- all rather creepy, even when talking about a mate.

This video just confirms his lack of self-awareness and high opinion of his own standing, as outlined in the post above.
The forced and oh-so-fake laugh of the presenter is quite telling.
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And not a brown streak to be seen anywhere...the lying bastard . Where is the real face of Richard Keys ?

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AlcoholBrazil wrote:And not a brown streak to be seen anywhere...the lying bastard . Where is the real face of Richard Keys ?

In a hidden dungeon of coprophilia made from 4 x 2 s from Wickes .
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Middle-aged men wearing denim jeans who aren't rock stars should be shot. What the fuck attracted Richard to Doha anyway?

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A glass table. :-k
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[quote="carcinogen"]Middle-aged men wearing denim jeans who aren't rock stars should be shot. What the fuck attracted Richard to Doha anyway?

When Richard heard he was being paid in Dirty Money he was hoping an Arab Princess handing over wads of cash while crouched over his face.
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You could see he wasn't happy despite the apparent luxury - living in Qatar must be like living in one of those hideous 60s New Towns but with fire burning your skin off, and no pubs, and no Asda.
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Same old shite jokes based on fuck all.

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Notice how hairy his arms were in that honeymoon photo? And how un-hairy the are now.

His waxing bill must be huge,
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