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At Home With Richard Keys
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I'm burning my pastel lemon ralphy shirt immediately.
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Wow. "If there was a fire what would you save?" "Myself". He has a wife and kids for fucks' sake.
"It's what we do...."
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He's just a joke figure now (more than he ever was)- desperate for attention and relevance. Sky have moved on and he hasn't got over it, despite all the claims to the contrary. No-one misses him over here, he was just a disposable TV presenter. He's veering into Partridge territory without even knowing it.
And the deification he has for Andy Gray is downright bizarre. "The daddy of them all", "the king of commentary"- all rather creepy, even when talking about a mate.
This video just confirms his lack of self-awareness and high opinion of his own standing, as outlined in the post above.
And the deification he has for Andy Gray is downright bizarre. "The daddy of them all", "the king of commentary"- all rather creepy, even when talking about a mate.
This video just confirms his lack of self-awareness and high opinion of his own standing, as outlined in the post above.
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The forced and oh-so-fake laugh of the presenter is quite telling.JW90 wrote:He's just a joke figure now (more than he ever was)- desperate for attention and relevance. Sky have moved on and he hasn't got over it, despite all the claims to the contrary. No-one misses him over here, he was just a disposable TV presenter. He's veering into Partridge territory without even knowing it.
And the deification he has for Andy Gray is downright bizarre. "The daddy of them all", "the king of commentary"- all rather creepy, even when talking about a mate.
This video just confirms his lack of self-awareness and high opinion of his own standing, as outlined in the post above.
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Re: At Home With Richard Keys
A desperate, desperate man
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And not a brown streak to be seen anywhere...the lying bastard . Where is the real face of Richard Keys ?
In a hidden dungeon of coprophilia made from 4 x 2 s from Wickes .
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In a hidden dungeon of coprophilia made from 4 x 2 s from Wickes .
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Top man. Top man.AlcoholBrazil wrote:And not a brown streak to be seen anywhere...the lying bastard . Where is the real face of Richard Keys ?
In a hidden dungeon of coprophilia made from 4 x 2 s from Wickes .
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
All eyes and ears...
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Middle-aged men wearing denim jeans who aren't rock stars should be shot. What the fuck attracted Richard to Doha anyway?
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A glass table.
You can only live in the world you know.The rest is just wishful thinking or paranoia.
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[quote="carcinogen"]Middle-aged men wearing denim jeans who aren't rock stars should be shot. What the fuck attracted Richard to Doha anyway?
When Richard heard he was being paid in Dirty Money he was hoping an Arab Princess handing over wads of cash while crouched over his face.
Not quite the Filthy Lucre he had hoped for.
When Richard heard he was being paid in Dirty Money he was hoping an Arab Princess handing over wads of cash while crouched over his face.
Not quite the Filthy Lucre he had hoped for.
Boris " Do not look at what I am doing, Look how cute and adorable Dilyn is.....Look at Dilyn ! "
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You could see he wasn't happy despite the apparent luxury - living in Qatar must be like living in one of those hideous 60s New Towns but with fire burning your skin off, and no pubs, and no Asda.
All eyes and ears...
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"My wife bought me this Titanic, to remind me daily of what happened to my career"
"Now if you wouldn't mind just squatting over this table, love"
the smoke gets in your eyes
run the exhaust back inside
close the window and take a ride
i've got a place to go
there's nowhere to hide
run the exhaust back inside
close the window and take a ride
i've got a place to go
there's nowhere to hide
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Same old shite jokes based on fuck all.
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Notice how hairy his arms were in that honeymoon photo? And how un-hairy the are now.
His waxing bill must be huge,
His waxing bill must be huge,
Had another emotional night thinking of @RIPGarySpeed and I don't think the feeling is ever going away.....
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