Ok well he has become creepier then ever...
Loads of videos like this.
Does he ring any station now?
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Spends his days following teenage girls on bicycles and masturbating over Lindsay Lohan pics on the net.
Still waiting for him to audition for X-Factor.
Still waiting for him to audition for X-Factor.
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One of the finest singing performers and teller of jokes in the world today shafted royally when they went all football at the station.
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His biggest 2 hits.
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Enough of Carlos what about Big Nige?AlcoholBrazil wrote:Spends his days following teenage girls on bicycles and masturbating over Lindsay Lohan pics on the net.
Still waiting for him to audition for X-Factor.
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He's been on it already you must have missed it, luckily[?] I have an old clip of it.AlcoholBrazil wrote:Spends his days following teenage girls on bicycles and masturbating over Lindsay Lohan pics on the net.
Still waiting for him to audition for X-Factor.
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Enough of Carlos what about Big Nige?AlcoholBrazil wrote:Spends his days following teenage girls on bicycles and masturbating over Lindsay Lohan pics on the net.
Still waiting for him to audition for X-Factor.
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Mousehouse wrote:One of the finest singing performers and teller of jokes in the world today shafted royally when they went all football at the station.
Love the clip when he pleaded with his mum, to get a backing tape from his bedroom
His calls on Talksport were funny, but his Youtube channel is just odd/sinister - take your pick.
Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, we are free at last.
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Love the clip when he pleaded with his mum, to get a backing tape from his bedroom
His calls on Talksport were funny, but his Youtube channel is just odd/sinister - take your pick.
Can't manage that one but here's one of him being pervy with a young lady on air going on later to talk about when he took a dirty video back to the shop to complain it was blank.
[that's BLANK] WARNING:
THIS CLIP HAS MATT FORDE IN IT AND LISTENERS ARE WARNED TO LISTEN AT THEIR OWN RESPONSIBILITY.
CLICK ----> http://bit.ly/1IjDt8k
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Got a right cunting from Steve Berry from Bury. Trying to promote his web-site and song and Steve sent him packing .
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Oh lord STUART ["Ya know"] PIERCE. 
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FACK wrong thread,
Edit:
FACK wrong thread,
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At least he's good at Mrs Doubtfire. That was brilliant.Mousehouse wrote:
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He couldn't help lapsing into Frank Spencer occasionally though could he,Chris wrote: At least he's good at Mrs Doubtfire. That was brilliant.
I find him enormously funny [not funny with what he does just the whole weird package] ... to say he worries me is an understatement!!!.-
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I feel a bit guilty about laughing AT him. He's not all there, is he? I don't suppose he minds much. He's getting attention, which is what he wants.Mousehouse wrote:He couldn't help lapsing into Frank Spencer occasionally though could he,Chris wrote: At least he's good at Mrs Doubtfire. That was brilliant.
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The similarities between him and Norman Bates in Psycho is quite interesting, both oddballs who live at home with their elderly mothers, you never see Norman's mother and you never see Nigel's mother although he's previously insisted he'd fetch her to the phone to speak on Mike Graham's show. [not being possible of course with her being horizontal and lifeless six feet under his rear garden re-enforced concrete patio]Chris wrote:I feel a bit guilty about laughing AT him. He's not all there, is he? I don't suppose he minds much. He's getting attention, which is what he wants.Mousehouse wrote:He couldn't help lapsing into Frank Spencer occasionally though could he,Chris wrote: At least he's good at Mrs Doubtfire. That was brilliant.
Also both have strange hobbies, Norman's was taxidermy, [stuffing birds] while Nigel's is masturbating to pictures of Lindsay Lohan. [but he'd love to be able to take up stuffing birds too]
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Frightening parallels.Mousehouse wrote:The similarities between him and Norman Bates in Psycho is quite interesting, both oddballs who live at home with their elderly mothers, you never see Norman's mother and you never see Nigel's mother although he's previously insisted he'd fetch her to the phone to speak on Mike Graham's show. [not being possible of course with her being horizontal and lifeless six feet under his rear garden re-enforced concrete patio]Chris wrote:I feel a bit guilty about laughing AT him. He's not all there, is he? I don't suppose he minds much. He's getting attention, which is what he wants.Mousehouse wrote:He couldn't help lapsing into Frank Spencer occasionally though could he,Chris wrote: At least he's good at Mrs Doubtfire. That was brilliant.
Also both have strange hobbies, Norman's was taxidermy, [stuffing birds] while Nigel's is masturbating to pictures of Lindsay Lohan. [but he'd love to be able to take up stuffing birds too]
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