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Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
Wonder how ol' whistlesound down Bromley way is getting on these days.
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I liked the bugger.
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He was an absolute dildo but I didn't mind his show, mainly to laugh at his delusion a la pisstank, dungham etc
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When he got demoted and had to present the 1-6 show with that idiot bird was funny. Chelsea was her name or something, I can't remember, but she was a simpleton of the highest degree. And she got to finish early at 3. Poor lad.
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Lisa Francesca Nand?westbrommer wrote:When he got demoted and had to present the 1-6 show with that idiot bird was funny. Chelsea was her name or something, I can't remember, but she was a simpleton of the highest degree. And she got to finish early at 3. Poor lad.
I had a soft spot for The Colonel. He's on LBC these days, at least he was until a couple of years ago.
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Chessi.
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
Didn't she have decent knockers thus making her a good sidekick?
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I think she was reasonably decent, in a radio way. Obviously Collins knew what he was doing, nudge nudge.
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
There were lots of unflattering pics of her knocking about this place iirc especially ones with some big hairy feet.Rainbowmonkey HD wrote:Lisa Francesca Nand?westbrommer wrote:When he got demoted and had to present the 1-6 show with that idiot bird was funny. Chelsea was her name or something, I can't remember, but she was a simpleton of the highest degree. And she got to finish early at 3. Poor lad.
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Shame how shes let herself go.
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
Rainbowmonkey HD wrote:Lisa Francesca Nand?westbrommer wrote:When he got demoted and had to present the 1-6 show with that idiot bird was funny. Chelsea was her name or something, I can't remember, but she was a simpleton of the highest degree. And she got to finish early at 3. Poor lad.
I had a soft spot for The Colonel. He's on LBC these days, at least he was until a couple of years ago.
Still on LBC Friday and Saturday evenings. Have to say it's a time when I don't listen to LBC; so not sure if Colonel's Finest, Dodgepot etc are in use.
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
That chessy bird had a slot on H and J too. So memorable I can't remember what it was about
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Not sure t'Colonel was interested in breasts if you *whistlesound* catch my drift
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Thats okay as she was Chessy not Chesty.TGOAH 15K wrote:Not sure t'Colonel was interested in breasts if you *whistlesound* catch my drift
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Ahh thanks, I might try and find him. LBC left the DAB (where I am at least, Waaales) so I lost touch with station completely but it's now been re-DABbed which is good. I liked Nick Abbot.Darkyboy wrote:Rainbowmonkey HD wrote:Lisa Francesca Nand?westbrommer wrote:When he got demoted and had to present the 1-6 show with that idiot bird was funny. Chelsea was her name or something, I can't remember, but she was a simpleton of the highest degree. And she got to finish early at 3. Poor lad.
I had a soft spot for The Colonel. He's on LBC these days, at least he was until a couple of years ago.
Still on LBC Friday and Saturday evenings. Have to say it's a time when I don't listen to LBC; so not sure if Colonel's Finest, Dodgepot etc are in use.
From what I remember, The Colonel had become a watered down, quite a lot more serious version of the heartening queen that he appeared on Talksport. He'll have his feet under the table by now though so hopefully slips in the odd Dodgepot. He had a very peculiar but quite endearing way on TS. He once called a caller a 'doughnut' and they snapped back 'Don't call me a doughnut"
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
I might give him a listen tonight.
Fingers crossed for a Dodgepot MacDougalll reference.
Fingers crossed for a Dodgepot MacDougalll reference.
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
Music.Holden Mcgroyne wrote:That chessy bird had a slot on H and J too. So memorable I can't remember what it was about
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Re: Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
Yes.TGOAH 15K wrote:He was an absolute dildo
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She's married with two kids now. She wasn't bad to look atwestbrommer wrote:I think she was reasonably decent, in a radio way. Obviously Collins knew what he was doing, nudge nudge.
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My sister was friends with her for a bit when they were both doing the radio traffic and travel news scene circa 2002/2003.
Fuck, what a shit story.
Fuck, what a shit story.
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Heard worse zip-oZippy wrote:My sister was friends with her for a bit when they were both doing the radio traffic and travel news scene circa 2002/2003.
Fuck, what a shit story.
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He's spawned a kid apparently.
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You sure you heard that right??!!
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