Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins

[Lou Grant]

And now he's a green ukip basher. More flip floppin than orksbee *whistle sound*

I'd hazard a guess being off a council estate he was once a Labour voter, [no affront meant to council estate inhabitants but that's just what I think] and then it was the Tories and right up Maggie's arse for years and now he's gone green as a cucumber the poor boy must be getting rather mixed up with his politics in his middle age.

He used to be a veggie - presumably before he found the delights of the Colonel - and co-presented a show on Invicta Radio with fellow veggie Bobbie Pryor.

Before that they played 'characters' on the Caesar show - he was 'The Yob' and she was 'Venus' and Caesar would poke fun at them for being hippies. So if he's now gone green then I guess he has come full circle.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

He is, let's be fair, a total bellsplash

[Lou Grant]

The last time I actively chose to listen to him was probably in the 1980s.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

The last time I actively chose to listen to him was probably in the 1980s.

Have you told him this?

[Chris]

Perhaps the Green Party tweet he sent me was a joke. It certainly stopped my goading of him. What Collins says on his shows each week, usually right-wing political shit, is incompatible with Green Party left-wing political shit.

He's on tonight, fellas. Listen out for some Green detail.

[shivah]

He's got the 10pm-1am gig on LBC, replacing that fat cunt Barkes.

[m4rkb]

He's got the 10pm-1am gig on LBC, replacing that fat cunt Barkes.

I have to say Barkes bored the fucking pants off me and I could hardly listen to him, constantly repeating the name of the station and endlessly paraphrasing every sentence he'd said a few seconds earlier in the desperate hope some cunt would phone in and stop that switchboard from showing up empty. He was even worse when it was LBC 97.3.

l always liked Anthony Davis before him but they got rid.

If the Colonel can introduce any degree of light-heartedness to the slot I'll be glad to tune in as there's almost nothing about I make a Bee-line for nowadays other than the 2 Mikes podcast.

[ccreds]

He's got the 10pm-1am gig on LBC, replacing that fat cunt Barkes.

I have to say Barkes bored the fucking pants off me and I could hardly listen to him, constantly repeating the name of the station and endlessly paraphrasing every sentence he'd said a few seconds earlier in the desperate hope some cunt would phone in and stop that switchboard from showing up empty. He was even worse when it was LBC 97.3.

l always liked Anthony Davis before him but they got rid.

If the Colonel can introduce any degree of light-heartedness to the slot I'll be glad to tune in as there's almost nothing about I make a Bee-line for nowadays other than the 2 Mikes podcast.

Bark es is never talented enough to be a Talk Radio DJ. His shows on Talk sport were OK at best but never good enough for permanent. Collins is superb IMO although hate his politics.

[ccreds]

Although Bark es is a good bloke.

[m4rkb]

Although Bark es is a good bloke.

He seems to be devoid of every ounce of humour and was a complete misfit at TS. And LBC for that matter.

[Basualdo]

Although Bark es is a good bloke.

He seems to be devoid of every ounce of humour and was a complete misfit at TS. And LBC for that matter.

Was it him thar used to follow Champagne and Roses?

[m4rkb]

Although Bark es is a good bloke.

He seems to be devoid of every ounce of humour and was a complete misfit at TS. And LBC for that matter.

Was it him thar used to follow Champagne and Roses?

I thought it was someone like Stephen Norris or Gary Bushell

[Billy]

Although Bark es is a good bloke.

He seems to be devoid of every ounce of humour and was a complete misfit at TS. And LBC for that matter.

Was it him thar used to follow Champagne and Roses?

That was Gerald Harper who once played the starring role in the ITV series Hadleigh made by ITV's Yorkshire Television, Hadleigh played a Yorkshire squire and drove an Aston Martin V8. [his talkRadio show was shite I thought]

[Basualdo]

Although Bark es is a good bloke.

He seems to be devoid of every ounce of humour and was a complete misfit at TS. And LBC for that matter.

Was it him thar used to follow Champagne and Roses?

That was Gerald Harper who once played the starring role in the ITV series Hadleigh made by ITV's Yorkshire Television, Hadleigh played a Yorkshire squire and drove an Aston Martin V8. [his talkRadio show was shite I thought]

I know that, William, and i remember Hadleigh too, my ma and da always had the shittiest taste for TV shows and watched it every saturday night or whatever night it was on.
I meant did Barkes' show come on after C&R?

[Chris]

I thought big Dunc was alright.

I'll listen to Collins in his new slot. Maybe less political than the weekend show.

[Chris]

Champagne and Roses with Gerald Harper replaced Talk Wrestling.

Guardian:
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2003/m ... dio.radio1

Was it Tommy Boyd who followed Gerald Harper's show?

[Chris]

Duncan Barkes ‏@DuncanBarkes
Very touched by all your messages in the last 24hrs. Thanks. I've left LBC to join the BBC. My choice. Full announcement in due course.

[kevin04]

I thought big Dunc was alright.

I'll listen to Collins in his new slot. Maybe less political than the weekend show.

Nice bit of kit.

[Basualdo]

I thought big Dunc was alright.

I'll listen to Collins in his new slot. Maybe less political than the weekend show.

Nice bit of kit.

I wouldnt know, i can only see a little bit of it.

[AlcoholBrazil]

Will Barkes replace Bunter Chiles or Droning Jones in mid-morning ?

[Chris]

Look at that quiff. Ian, like me, is a fan of Morrissey.

[Chris]

I don't see him talking politics for three hours five nights a week. It'll be like the Barkes show, I reckon. News stories from that day.

[Basualdo]

Look at that quiff. Ian, like me, is a fan of Morrissey.

Not exactly scotching those gay rumours with that look though is he?

In fact he has the twat button turned up to 11 there.
Sort yourself out, fella!

[Chris]

Look at that quiff. Ian, like me, is a fan of Morrissey.

Not exactly scotching those gay rumours with that look though is he?

In fact he has the twat button turned up to 11 there.
Sort yourself out, fella!

I think he's in a relationship and is now a dad. Yes, Ian has had sex with a woman.

[Basualdo]

Look at that quiff. Ian, like me, is a fan of Morrissey.

Not exactly scotching those gay rumours with that look though is he?

In fact he has the twat button turned up to 11 there.
Sort yourself out, fella!

I think he's in a relationship and is now a dad. Yes, Ian has had sex with a woman.

Or donated sperm.