Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Non-Tory Non-Gay Green advocate Ian "Colonel" Collins wistfully recalls those hazy crazy days down Westminster Way with just a few hand-picked *whistlesound* nephews, a family sized bucket and a liddle dollop of brylcreem

[Reg]

Do you still carry a torch for the Colonel, my Ghost?

[Chris]

Do any fellow fans have the jitters as 10pm approaches?

[Basualdo]

No, i got some penicillin.

[Chris]

No, i got some penicillin.

I forgot to get some Valium in.

[kevin04]

The Colonel, Lawrie Sanchez and Shakin Stevens could all be brothers.

[Basualdo]

The Colonel, Lawrie Sanchez and Shakin Stevens could all be brothers.

Im not sure that that's a family reunion I'd want to attend.

[LaaLaa]

Do any fellow fans have the jitters as 10pm approaches?

Was he any good? Let me guess... he tried to talk politics but by 10:17 he'd run out of things to say and resorted to "White dog poo", "Spangles" & "What was your favourite kids tv show when you were a kid?"

[Chris]

Do any fellow fans have the jitters as 10pm approaches?

Was he any good? Let me guess... he tried to talk politics but by 10:17 he'd run out of things to say and resorted to "White dog poo", "Spangles" & "What was your favourite kids tv show when you were a kid?"

I don't see him talking politics for three hours five nights a week. It'll be like the Barkes show, I reckon. News stories from that day.

Politics for the first two hours. Miliband ahead in the polls, so a news story, then welfare changes. Last hour was about Roger ''English-English'' Moore and James Bond.

How went it? Good start.

[kevin04]

I'll try give Collins a listen this week.

I'd love to hear the return of the whistlesound.

[Chris]

Someone on Twitter 'I think the IC & KFC party should go into a coalition'

[Chris]

Ian Collins is one of the UK's top radio broadcasters.

http://www.iancollins.com/

[Billy]

Someone on Twitter 'I think the IC & KFC party should go into a coalition'

Top work Chris.

Listened a bit recently, different station and different times but same waffling Ian.

[kevin04]

Hoping to play Collins Bingo sometime, FELLA.

[dingdongthewitchisdead]

still going for the robin day look i see.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

The Vic Reeves nonce look

[Chris]

Ian, last night, speaking about Ed Miliband's streak of grey hair - ''The streak of dodgepottery''

[kevin04]

Ian, last night, speaking about Ed Miliband's streak of grey hair - ''The streak of dodgepottery''

[Zippy]

Vintage Collins.

[Zippy]

Listening to the Colonel, and that Yorkshire hag Sylvia (rang in Talksport for years) has followed him across to LBC

[LaaLaa]

Ian, last night, speaking about Ed Miliband's streak of grey hair - ''The streak of dodgepottery''

Did you get enough to call 'house!' ?

[kevin04]

Listening to the Colonel, and that Yorkshire hag Sylvia (rang in Talksport for years) has followed him across to LBC

Was that her who would start of quite civil before about 10 seconds in turns in to a froathing mess about immigrants, and crooks.

Not shy of saying "I'd pull the trigger myself" or whatever the task was to have these hodlums taken out.

I realy need to check out the Colonel - hopefully tonight.

[Chris]

New possible buzzword alert!

''Overarching''

Several times I've heard ''overarching narrative'' in relation to the general election but he's used it when describing other things too.

Disappointed his ''nefarious' seems to have taken a backseat.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

That's a golden oldie I'm afraid Chris

[Zippy]

Listening to the Colonel, and that Yorkshire hag Sylvia (rang in Talksport for years) has followed him across to LBC

Was that her who would start of quite civil before about 10 seconds in turns in to a froathing mess about immigrants, and crooks.

Not shy of saying "I'd pull the trigger myself" or whatever the task was to have these hodlums taken out.

I realy need to check out the Colonel - hopefully tonight.

That's the one.

She was ranting about binge drinking the other night. Sylvia was always the type who considered anyone who didn't have 40+ years of uninterrupted employment a scrounger.