Colonel Ian 'Dodgepot MacDougall Fella' Collins
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Sylvia from Yorkshire still ringing in nightly too
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Was Sylvia the religious one who could turn any discussion onto Jesus within about 30 seconds.
His best call was when he saw a UFO and drove around trying to find it & calling in with status updates, and finally calling in shamefaced when he discovered he'd been chasing the lights above a nightclub.Zippy wrote:He was always an excruciating listen. Sadly some presenters indulged him and he was deluded enough to think everyone wanted to hear his instantly forgettable views on life.LaaLaa wrote:Is this the right thread? Fuck it, it'll do!
Boring Russ the security guard (ex-Collins caller as well as a caller to other talksport night time shows) is on 5Live right now.
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I don't think Sylvia is a bible basher. Her style consists of usually starting off fairly normal before getting all shouty about topics close to heart such as "junkies" and "scroungers."LaaLaa wrote:Was Sylvia the religious one who could turn any discussion onto Jesus within about 30 seconds.
Kev summed her up well on the other page: she's very likely to use a phrase like "I'd pull the trigger myself." The other night she was lamenting how she never got drunk in her day and her and her friends simply went out to dance in the music halls of Keighley
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Sylvia is the northern woman who rants a lot telling everyone what to do to put the world straight. It's Christine who's the bible thumper.
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Bit arsh on t'Colonel there fellaZippy wrote:He was always an excruciating listen. Sadly some presenters indulged him and he was deluded enough to think everyone wanted to hear his instantly forgettable views on life.
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Remember ''I'm shouting through your letterbox!''?LaaLaa wrote:Was Sylvia the religious one who could turn any discussion onto Jesus within about 30 seconds.
His best call was when he saw a UFO and drove around trying to find it & calling in with status updates, and finally calling in shamefaced when he discovered he'd been chasing the lights above a nightclub.Zippy wrote:He was always an excruciating listen. Sadly some presenters indulged him and he was deluded enough to think everyone wanted to hear his instantly forgettable views on life.LaaLaa wrote:Is this the right thread? Fuck it, it'll do!
Boring Russ the security guard (ex-Collins caller as well as a caller to other talksport night time shows) is on 5Live right now.
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Yes! I think only heard it once. Someone had to call in on their mobile and find a suitable house and sneak up and carefully flip the letterbox open and shout "I'M SHOUTING THROUGH YOUR LETTERBOX!" and then run away. I remember listening to the show on headphones at about 4am in the dark and staying awake until the caller called in and then some cunt shouted through *my* letterbox laughing like a loon when the caller did his bit, and you could hear him laughing and running away. Don't think he did it many times, management told him to stop doing it.Chris wrote:Remember ''I'm shouting through your letterbox!''?
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I'm going to listen to the Dodgepot tonight.
*whistlesound*.
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EYES DOWN
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The fella's in full on Zionist mode this evening
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Is he? I'm not listening.MGA99 wrote:The fella's in full on Zionist mode this evening
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Do you listen to LBC Chris?
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Not tonight, Ghosty!The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Do you listen to LBC Chris?
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"Nice bit of kit"
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Or it might have been 'lovely. Even better.
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Have your bingo cards ready for the next show folks.
PRIZES:
Get a full house and win £5,000.
Complete a full line and win £50.
All four corners wins a talkSPORT goodybag.
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He's pretty serious on LBC. Bring back the old Collins to talkSPORT 2 and stories of being spat on by obnoxious Aussie road raging drivers and then shaking their hand after it.Mousehouse wrote:
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kev, he's serious because LBC is a news station. The old Collins is gone.
I've stopped listening to his show.
I've stopped listening to his show.
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Have you stopped listening to LBC Chris?
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Have you stopped listening to LBC Chris?
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I'm going to give the Colonel an hour tonight.
And I'll be printing out that bingo card too.
Pray G-d! for *whistlesound*
And I'll be printing out that bingo card too.
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Those days are gone Kev. He's been assimilated
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Good luck tonight Kevin when you play Collins-Buzz-Word-Bingo but keep in mind while you're playing the game it's an old card from talkSPORT days so don't get thrown by it if you hear new fangled buzzwords from the mighty Colonel I will have to get round sometime to phoning the card printers and ordering newer up-to-date ones.kevin04 wrote:I'm going to give the Colonel an hour tonight.
And I'll be printing out that bingo card too.
Pray G-d! for *whistlesound*
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Bad night here so far I think my luck is bang out at the moment but to be fair I've not long been switched on, so far I've only managed one square, ("Kit") and that's cheating cos it's really "Nice bit of kit"