Extra-Time with Matt Forde (part 2)

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:30 pm

Here's to 90 more

Michaelfatley · Post by **Michaelfatley** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:46 am

ccreds wrote:Easter Weekend Edition v Wolves Text. These have been going down really well recently with some Talkforum readers.

Only rarely does one read such unadulterated drivel as this.
Not all football fans are supporters of solely premier league and championship clubs so for those who attend lower level games it was business as usual.
"Massive screens in city centres" showing repeats? Imagine the chaos as millions of fans flock to watch a replay of the epic 2003 Milan v Juve final

"Football methodrone"? WTF is methodrone?
"Two men, both fairly intelligent"..? Was Forde not there then?
"Cupboards and DRAWS"? Unbelievable!
I am not surprised at all that Gregg's would ask him to move on (other high street retailers are available and would almost certainly treat him in the same manner).
Oh yes; and I feel fairly certain that any specialist observing Forde on any weekend would seriously consider having him sectioned.

Grognack · Post by **Grognack** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 8:01 am

Absolute fucking rubbish and does he have to go on about food all the time?

ptang yang63 · Post by **ptang yang63** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:07 am

Was the Fforde on this weekend??
Heard he was absent again??
Do his fans(2) know where he is working??

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:23 am

He was in the Madison Square Garden cafeteria

Billy · Post by **Billy** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:17 pm

ptang yang63 wrote:Was the Fforde on this weekend??
Heard he was absent again??
Do his fans(2) know where he is working??

He couldn't make last Friday's show because of a booking error to do with his comedy career Fatt Maude his agent had mistakenly booked him to appear at the Iron Casters & Smelters working men's club in Nether Wallop Yorkshire but word got around fast thankfully.

On a positive note for Fraud there was no booing or heckling all night and he wasn't pelted with bottles as he left the stage at the end.

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:14 pm

Has he not heard of spellcheck? 'Draws' - amazing.

The Ghost of Alex Higgins · Sun Apr 12, 2015 5:42 pm

Tbf draws might fly on a spellcheck

Post by **Carlos J** » Sun Apr 12, 2015 7:02 pm

ptang yang63 wrote:Was the Fforde on this weekend??
Heard he was absent again??
Do his fans(2) know where he is working??

Was this dullard again: https://www.talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=18743 And he was on for Hargreaves last night.

Clicked off early on Friday after spending half an hour chatting about some producers upcoming nuptials. Boring enough if two chaps in a pub, coma-inducing for the tens of listeners not switching.

Best thing I could say about Catterall in the other thread

Better than Forde, but is he really the best they can do?

beingsoblase · Post by **beingsoblase** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 3:36 pm

Hey cc, do you have programs going back to the late 80's/early 90's? The reason I ask is because someone I know was in a photo used as an ad for home brewery on the back of the programs for a good few years about then.

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:18 pm

The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Tbf draws might fly on a spellcheck

Ok. I rephrase - cunt doesn't know how to spell 'drawers' or 'methedrone'?

ccreds · Post by **ccreds** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:09 pm

beingsoblase wrote:Hey cc, do you have programs going back to the late 80's/early 90's? The reason I ask is because someone I know was in a photo used as an ad for home brewery on the back of the programs for a good few years about then.

On Radcliffe Road there's a Newsagents/Sports Memorabilia shop more or less opposite the Cricket Ground. He says he can get Programs going a while back.

beingsoblase · Post by **beingsoblase** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:21 am

Yeah I know the place, I'll have a look when I get the chance.

JW90 · Post by **JW90** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:12 pm

Every football fan in the country loves mid-table meaningless football. Fuck that Champions League bollocks, second tier dross is where it's at, guys.

Tonight's programme notes.

fattmaude · Post by **fattmaude** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:01 pm

How about you non-entities show ccreds a little respect for posting these programme notes up for the forum to enjoy? Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?

Thanks as always ccreds mate

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 3:10 pm

fattmaude wrote:How about you non-entities show ccreds a little respect for posting these programme notes up for the forum to enjoy? Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?

Thanks as always ccreds mate

1. How disrespectful to every poster on here. Absolutely shameful.

2. No one enjoys the programme notes.

3. No one else brings badly-written, out-of-date, cripplingly unfunny programme notes 'to the party', thankfully.

Love from the Beast.

ccreds · Post by **ccreds** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 4:58 pm

fattmaude wrote:How about you non-entities show ccreds a little respect for posting these programme notes up for the forum to enjoy? Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?

Thanks as always ccreds mate

Cheers mate

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AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 5:14 pm

fattmaude wrote: Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?

I'm sure Roq would bring a few bottles of the finest Russian Vodka to the party if he could.

fattmaude · Post by **fattmaude** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 5:17 pm

AlcoholBrazil wrote:
fattmaude wrote: Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
I'm sure Roq would bring a few bottles of the finest Russian Vodka to the party if he could.

That's if he hasn't drunk it all first

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 5:30 pm

AlcoholBrazil wrote:
fattmaude wrote: Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
I'm sure Roq would bring a few bottles of the finest Russian Vodka to the party if he could.

T'would be my pleasure, Alco-o. Maybe a few of my female Russki friends too to liven things up.

I don't think I'd bring any programme notes though.

Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 5:31 pm

fattmaude wrote:
AlcoholBrazil wrote:
fattmaude wrote: Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
I'm sure Roq would bring a few bottles of the finest Russian Vodka to the party if he could.
That's if he hasn't drunk it all first

I don't drink vodka, Fatty, as has been documented on here.

Try a bit harder.

Love from the Beast x

Michaelfatley · Post by **Michaelfatley** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:17 pm

fattmaude wrote:How about you non-entities show ccreds a little respect for posting these programme notes up for the forum to enjoy? Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?

Thanks as always ccreds mate

I take it that you will be asking that question of yourself.
No need to share the answer with us.
We already know it.

Sadact7 · Post by **Sadact7** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:55 am

Roquetas wrote:
fattmaude wrote:
AlcoholBrazil wrote:
fattmaude wrote: Ask yourselves...what do YOU bring to the party that is talkFORUM?
I'm sure Roq would bring a few bottles of the finest Russian Vodka to the party if he could.
That's if he hasn't drunk it all first
I don't drink vodka, Fatty, as has been documented on here.

Try a bit harder.

Love from the Beast x

The Beast from the North East

ccreds · Post by **ccreds** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:23 pm

Five quid for this gig?

http://www.xsmalarkey.com/tuesday-21st- ... att-forde/

Jonathan Grunt · Post by **Jonathan Grunt** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:30 pm

ccreds wrote:Five quid for this gig?

http://www.xsmalarkey.com/tuesday-21st- ... att-forde/

Extortionate

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