Nigel from Maidstone

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

No wonder it's not bearing fruit, he puts more effort into putting on his baseball cap and rolling up his sleeves.

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100% wrong un

[Hubert Cumberdale]

He is friends with Miley Cyrus and Alex Jones from the One Show didn't you know..?

Well, he facebooks them regularly anyway.

[Billy]

Nigel's been on the Iain Lee show again still apparently confused what the new station is called, Iain Lee's told him about a dozen times but poor old Nigel just can't get it and calls it Talk Radio UK. While he was on Iain Lee switched on his audio effects sounds, Nigel bless him thought it was another caller speaking to him so tried to have a conversation it was pitiful.

The finale of course being Nigel singing a brand new specially just written jingle for the show.

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[m4rkb]

I wonder if NFM thinks these jingles are actually any good.

Either he's a perfect piss taker with genuine comic and musical abilility or a deranged pervert who should be arrested before he does anything serious.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Nige has nothing on some of the basket cases posting in this ere fred

[Darkyboy]

Nigel with a sublime version of Misty. He may be a worry, but at least he is conscious of not annoying the neighbours, by singing too loud.

[Roddy]

Thanks Billy.

On one of the clips Nigel tells Ian his Twitter thing.

Get him on here.

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

Nige has nothing on some of the basket cases posting in this ere fred

Amen bro.

[Billy]

Nigel with a sublime version of Misty. He may be a worry, but at least he is conscious of not annoying the neighbours, by singing too loud.

Iain Lee gets Nigel talking to sound effects again it's killing me every time he does it.

And his wondrous version of Misty at the end.

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[Billy]

I wonder if NFM thinks these jingles are actually any good.

Either he's a perfect piss taker with genuine comic and musical abilility or a deranged pervert who should be arrested before he does anything serious.

Deffo the second option I am certain.

[Reg]

Reminds of the bloke phoning in to MG overnight and just as the chat was over, the bloke flushed the toilet and announced to
the nation he had just finished his bowel movement while on air.

Was it Alan Brazil?

Al's too lazy to flush.

Or wipe.

[Sadact7]

Nigel from Maidstone = Shit for cunts

[deisegirl]

Nigel is so sinister

[Darkyboy]

Nigel is so sinister

Just because he thought Wolverhampton is by the sea He is part Norman Bates and part Frank Spencer; it's an ongoing struggle.

[deisegirl]

Nigel is so sinister

Just because he thought Wolverhampton is by the sea He is part Norman Bates and part Frank Spencer; it's an ongoing struggle.

[Billy]

Ladies and gentlemen straight from chasing girls showing their bottoms on bikes in Maidstone it's Nigel.

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[deisegirl]

He looks a bit like "lovable rogue" Irish politician Mick Wallace...

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Looks like Jimmy Savile, as does Nigel

[Billy]

He's really worrying me now.

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[AlcoholBrazil]

Or Nick Nolte if he really let himself go and became a full-time hobo.

[m4rkb]

He's really worrying me now.

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Bloody hell. But that said he was worrying me a long time ago.

He's had five years since we kept up to date with him. God knows what he might have been up to in that time.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Fucking nailed-on

[Billy]

He's really worrying me now.

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Bloody hell. But that said he was worrying me a long time ago.

He's had five years since we kept up to date with him. God knows what he might have been up to in that time.

Worryin init!
You wouldn't want him living right next door that's for sure, imagine that horrible fuckin voice penetrating through your walls.

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[m4rkb]

In a strange way, an believe me anything to do with Nigel must be in a strange way, I like what he does.

He puts out a load of fucking tosh so others can have a right good laugh at it. Shame Matt Forde can't take the same approach.

[AlcoholBrazil]

In a strange way, an believe me anything to do with Nigel must be in a strange way, I like what he does.

He puts out a load of fucking tosh so others can have a right good laugh at it. Shame Matt Forde can't take the same approach.

The difference is that Matt Forde thinks he's good and the ones listening are not laughing.