Nigel from Maidstone

Billy · Post by **Billy** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 10:50 am

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AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:43 am

Dion from Tilbury. The EDL guy, who kept Forde (and national radio) on hold while he booked out a lorry at his gatehouse.
Dickin would have just cut him off.

Billy · Post by **Billy** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:38 pm

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Roquetas · Post by **Roquetas** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 12:59 pm

AlcoholBrazil wrote:
m4rkb wrote:Blimey. You get the impression of watching something one step down from Jimmy Savile in that.

Rumour has it Nige was done for deviancy in Maidstone High Street.

Follows teenage girls on bicycles I believe. Has a Lindsay Lohan obsession. Still lives with mum.
Wears suspicious cardigans. Mad hair.

And is mentally ill, quite clearly.

Holden Mcgroyne · Post by **Holden Mcgroyne** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:17 pm

Used to pity the poor cunts living next door to that weirdo when he was doing his Barry Manilow rendition live on air at 3am.

Billy · Post by **Billy** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 8:04 pm

Holden Mcgroyne wrote:Used to pity the poor cunts living next door to that weirdo when he was doing his Barry Manilow rendition live on air at 3am.

Nigel has no neighbours.

Billy · Post by **Billy** » Tue Mar 08, 2016 10:55 pm

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scully · Post by **scully** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 2:51 pm

delboy1983 wrote:Lee [the Baggie]from Midlands

Haven't heard Lee for ages

Post by **Basualdo** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 2:58 pm

scully wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:Lee [the Baggie]from Midlands
Haven't heard Lee for ages

Dogs do. All the time.

delboy1983 · Post by **delboy1983** » Fri Mar 11, 2016 3:18 pm

Lee would have been quite vocal on the Berahino scandal,so they probably cut him off

tombaland · Post by **tombaland** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:42 am

I used to think Nigel was hilarious and rather quaint back when he used to play his 'songs' on Mike Mendoza. But I have just stumbled across his personal youtube channel and its one of the most terrifying/tragic things I have ever seen. Its like some Gervais/Coogan character gone horribly wrong.

tombaland · Post by **tombaland** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:08 pm

Seriously! W.T.F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caQhOsZ ... mMaidstone

Darkyboy · Post by **Darkyboy** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:18 pm

tombaland wrote:Seriously! W.T.F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caQhOsZ ... mMaidstone

Luckily his body building is not bearing fruit; otherwise he would be a danger.

Post by **mark** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:28 pm

No wonder it's not bearing fruit, he puts more effort into putting on his baseball cap and rolling up his sleeves.

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Post by **Carlos J** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:45 pm

AlcoholBrazil wrote:
m4rkb wrote:Blimey. You get the impression of watching something one step down from Jimmy Savile in that.

Rumour has it Nige was done for deviancy in Maidstone High Street.
Follows teenage girls on bicycles I believe. Has a Lindsay Lohan obsession. Still lives with mum.
Wears suspicious cardigans. Mad hair.

Not sure they were teenage, but his call to probably Mendoza about cycling and then following girls cycling was simultaneously amusing and sinister followed by some keyboard session.

Was a long time ago and not wanting to create forum myths with untruths of detail, but he definitely called in about it. Darn old forum long lost as posts about the cycling call were made, only one reminder from me here later from page 21 of 'MK and Porky': http://talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f= ... 00#p829799

DasBoot · Post by **DasBoot** » Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:45 pm

I remember that call to Mendoza well. He asked the girls if he could follow them and proceeded to do so for some 10 miles.

Made reference to their "nice bottoms" iirc.

scully · Post by **scully** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 12:54 am

Fucking gobshite

Post by **Carlos J** » Tue Mar 22, 2016 7:01 pm

DasBoot wrote:I remember that call to Mendoza well. He asked the girls if he could follow them and proceeded to do so for some 10 miles.

Made reference to their "nice bottoms" iirc.

Ha, he did Das. Good extra memory.

Darkyboy · Post by **Darkyboy** » Wed Mar 30, 2016 10:27 pm

Nigel is on with Iain Lee. Not that he knew he was on Talkradio, he thought he was on Talksport.

A beautiful rendition of Fly Me to the Moon.

Post by **mark** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:44 am

Somebody gave the number to Goffy's Magic Fone?

Billy · Post by **Billy** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:38 pm

NIGEL IS BACK.

On the Iain Lee show last night and was told he has his own spot on the show whenever wants, I hope Iain Lee knows what he's in for.

>>>http://www.bit.ly/1MYF2Yv<<<

and just to prove he is a total fruitcake ...
>>> http://bit.ly/1MZeTZP <<<

Billy · Post by **Billy** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:43 pm

Darkyboy wrote:Nigel is on with Iain Lee. Not that he knew he was on Talkradio, he thought he was on Talksport.

A beautiful rendition of Fly Me to the Moon.

Sorry missed this earlier and yes he thought he was on talkSPORT not talkRADIO.

I especially liked the bit where Iain Lee said he thought he could hear noises in the background over the phone and Nigel says "oh it's just me mum coming out of the toilet."

AlcoholBrazil · Post by **AlcoholBrazil** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:58 pm

Reminds of the bloke phoning in to MG overnight and just as the chat was over, the bloke flushed the toilet and announced to
the nation he had just finished his bowel movement while on air.

Billy · Post by **Billy** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:51 pm

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Reminds of the bloke phoning in to MG overnight and just as the chat was over, the bloke flushed the toilet and announced to
the nation he had just finished his bowel movement while on air.

He really is cuckoo is Nige and brilliantly so.

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deisegirl · Post by **deisegirl** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 2:28 pm

AlcoholBrazil wrote:Reminds of the bloke phoning in to MG overnight and just as the chat was over, the bloke flushed the toilet and announced to
the nation he had just finished his bowel movement while on air.

Was it Alan Brazil?

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