Nigel from Maidstone
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I get what you mean he doesn't give a monkey's fuck what anyone thinks about him and just carries on regardless and that's admirable. I wonder if he knows his singing is awful and his guitar playing is him just strumming the strings that anyone can do. His drumming doesn't look that bad but then again he chooses numbers that are easy to drum to but yea his antics amuse many and let's be honest not many of us would dare do it.m4rkb wrote:In a strange way, an believe me anything to do with Nigel must be in a strange way, I like what he does.
He puts out a load of fucking tosh so others can have a right good laugh at it. Shame Matt Forde can't take the same approach.
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To be honest Billy, I don't think it's a case of not caring. He seems to suffer from autism to some degree. He doesn't pick up on indifference, rudeness or sarcasm; he just ploughs on regardless. Iain Lee had to say point blank that the person Nigel was corresponding with, was not Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend. At this point Nigel said "oh well, it's just a bit of fun". The thought that somebody might have been having him on hadn't occurred to him.
In a way, I think he's better off in his own little world. He wouldn't be aware of the day to day shit that the rest of us worry about.
In a way, I think he's better off in his own little world. He wouldn't be aware of the day to day shit that the rest of us worry about.
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Yes you're probably right the more I think about it, you definitely can't insult him that's for sure because nothing much said to him sinks in, he's very game to try anything even though he's pretty hopeless at everything. I loved how he thought his 50cc motorcycle was powerful and dangerous because he's had a new chain and cogs fitted.Darkyboy wrote:To be honest Billy, I don't think it's a case of not caring. He seems to suffer from autism to some degree. He doesn't pick up on indifference, rudeness or sarcasm; he just ploughs on regardless. Iain Lee had to say point blank that the person Nigel was corresponding with, was not Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend. At this point Nigel said "oh well, it's just a bit of fun". The thought that somebody might have been having him on hadn't occurred to him.
In a way, I think he's better off in his own little world. He wouldn't be aware of the day to day shit that the rest of us worry about.
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Nigel in shades and a leather jacket on his chicien chaser motorbike - it's a hell of an image
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Darkyboy wrote:Nigel in shades and a leather jacket on his chicien chaser motorbike - it's a hell of an image
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Yeesh. I was not expecting that. Hmm well done... I guess.
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I suspect he spends a lot of time abusing himself.mark wrote:
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Nigel cycles 20 miles to a park for an arranged shag and then finds he's too knackered to do it.
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WOOF!!Billy wrote:Nigel cycles 20 miles to a park for an arranged shag and then finds he's too knackered to do it.
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I don't think he did.Roddy wrote:WOOF!!Billy wrote:Nigel cycles 20 miles to a park for an arranged shag and then finds he's too knackered to do it.
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It was the closest he will get though.Billy wrote:I don't think he did.Roddy wrote:WOOF!!Billy wrote:Nigel cycles 20 miles to a park for an arranged shag and then finds he's too knackered to do it.
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Roddy wrote:It was the closest he will get though.Billy wrote:I don't think he did.Roddy wrote:WOOF!!Billy wrote:Nigel cycles 20 miles to a park for an arranged shag and then finds he's too knackered to do it.
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I think I see what you did there! ... very clever.Roddy wrote:
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He's deffo a shady dude.Billy wrote:I think I see what you did there! ... very clever.Roddy wrote:
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I have to say Nigel's Man United have won the cup song was the cheesiest song I've ever heard in my entire life. But that said I could not make one any worse myself so you have to give Nigel credit for his particularly rare talent.
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Have you ever read his twitter header he calls himself "a singer, drummer, organist, composer and performer" the guy really thinks he's a talent. He's sang some crap in his time but that Man Utd song was surely the worst ever.m4rkb wrote:I have to say Nigel's Man United have won the cup song was the cheesiest song I've ever heard in my entire life. But that said I could not make one any worse myself so you have to give Nigel credit for his particularly rare talent.
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I must admit I went red in the face with embarrasment purely on his behalf. God it was truly awful, and that's being kind.
But all said, we need characters like him or we're stuck with right load of clone-like boring bastards with not an ounce of entertainment in them.
I'd love to see him on BGT. I might even watch it.
But all said, we need characters like him or we're stuck with right load of clone-like boring bastards with not an ounce of entertainment in them.
I'd love to see him on BGT. I might even watch it.
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Nigel is like syd Barrett .. Bet he's fried his nut on acid in the 60s
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No we don't.m4rkb wrote:we need characters like him
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NO HE'S NOT.scully wrote:Nigel is like syd Barrett
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