100% wrong unmark wrote:No wonder it's not bearing fruit, he puts more effort into putting on his baseball cap and rolling up his sleeves.
Nigel from Maidstone
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He is friends with Miley Cyrus and Alex Jones from the One Show didn't you know..?
Well, he facebooks them regularly anyway.
Well, he facebooks them regularly anyway.
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Nigel's been on the Iain Lee show again still apparently confused what the new station is called, Iain Lee's told him about a dozen times but poor old Nigel just can't get it and calls it Talk Radio UK. While he was on Iain Lee switched on his audio effects sounds, Nigel bless him thought it was another caller speaking to him so tried to have a conversation it was pitiful.
The finale of course being Nigel singing a brand new specially just written jingle for the show.
The finale of course being Nigel singing a brand new specially just written jingle for the show.
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I wonder if NFM thinks these jingles are actually any good.
Either he's a perfect piss taker with genuine comic and musical abilility or a deranged pervert who should be arrested before he does anything serious.
Either he's a perfect piss taker with genuine comic and musical abilility or a deranged pervert who should be arrested before he does anything serious.
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Nige has nothing on some of the basket cases posting in this ere fred
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Nigel with a sublime version of Misty. He may be a worry, but at least he is conscious of not annoying the neighbours, by singing too loud.
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Thanks Billy.
On one of the clips Nigel tells Ian his Twitter thing.
Get him on here.
On one of the clips Nigel tells Ian his Twitter thing.
Get him on here.
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Amen bro.The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Nige has nothing on some of the basket cases posting in this ere fred
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Iain Lee gets Nigel talking to sound effects again it's killing me every time he does it.Darkyboy wrote:Nigel with a sublime version of Misty. He may be a worry, but at least he is conscious of not annoying the neighbours, by singing too loud.
And his wondrous version of Misty at the end.
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Deffo the second option I am certain.m4rkb wrote:I wonder if NFM thinks these jingles are actually any good.
Either he's a perfect piss taker with genuine comic and musical abilility or a deranged pervert who should be arrested before he does anything serious.
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Al's too lazy to flush.deisegirl wrote:Was it Alan Brazil?AlcoholBrazil wrote:Reminds of the bloke phoning in to MG overnight and just as the chat was over, the bloke flushed the toilet and announced to
the nation he had just finished his bowel movement while on air.
Or wipe.
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Nigel from Maidstone = Shit for cunts
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Nigel is so sinister
Saggers is alive??!!
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Just because he thought Wolverhampton is by the sea He is part Norman Bates and part Frank Spencer; it's an ongoing struggle.deisegirl wrote:Nigel is so sinister
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Darkyboy wrote:Just because he thought Wolverhampton is by the sea He is part Norman Bates and part Frank Spencer; it's an ongoing struggle.deisegirl wrote:Nigel is so sinister
Saggers is alive??!!
Talksport is dark and full of errors.
Wilbur did nuffink wrong!
Talksport is dark and full of errors.
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Ladies and gentlemen straight from chasing girls showing their bottoms on bikes in Maidstone it's Nigel.
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He looks a bit like "lovable rogue" Irish politician Mick Wallace...
Saggers is alive??!!
Talksport is dark and full of errors.
Wilbur did nuffink wrong!
Talksport is dark and full of errors.
Wilbur did nuffink wrong!
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Looks like Jimmy Savile, as does Nigel
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Or Nick Nolte if he really let himself go and became a full-time hobo.
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Bloody hell. But that said he was worrying me a long time ago.
He's had five years since we kept up to date with him. God knows what he might have been up to in that time.
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Worryin init!m4rkb wrote:Bloody hell. But that said he was worrying me a long time ago.
He's had five years since we kept up to date with him. God knows what he might have been up to in that time.
You wouldn't want him living right next door that's for sure, imagine that horrible fuckin voice penetrating through your walls.
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In a strange way, an believe me anything to do with Nigel must be in a strange way, I like what he does.
He puts out a load of fucking tosh so others can have a right good laugh at it. Shame Matt Forde can't take the same approach.
He puts out a load of fucking tosh so others can have a right good laugh at it. Shame Matt Forde can't take the same approach.
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The difference is that Matt Forde thinks he's good and the ones listening are not laughing.m4rkb wrote:In a strange way, an believe me anything to do with Nigel must be in a strange way, I like what he does.
He puts out a load of fucking tosh so others can have a right good laugh at it. Shame Matt Forde can't take the same approach.
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