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Re: Nigel from Maidstone
Dion from Tilbury. The EDL guy, who kept Forde (and national radio) on hold while he booked out a lorry at his gatehouse.
Dickin would have just cut him off.
Dickin would have just cut him off.
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And is mentally ill, quite clearly.AlcoholBrazil wrote:m4rkb wrote:Blimey. You get the impression of watching something one step down from Jimmy Savile in that.
Rumour has it Nige was done for deviancy in Maidstone High Street.
Follows teenage girls on bicycles I believe. Has a Lindsay Lohan obsession. Still lives with mum.
Wears suspicious cardigans. Mad hair.
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Used to pity the poor cunts living next door to that weirdo when he was doing his Barry Manilow rendition live on air at 3am.
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Nigel has no neighbours.Holden Mcgroyne wrote:Used to pity the poor cunts living next door to that weirdo when he was doing his Barry Manilow rendition live on air at 3am.
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Haven't heard Lee for agesdelboy1983 wrote:Lee [the Baggie]from Midlands
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Dogs do. All the time.scully wrote:Haven't heard Lee for agesdelboy1983 wrote:Lee [the Baggie]from Midlands
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Lee would have been quite vocal on the Berahino scandal,so they probably cut him off
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I used to think Nigel was hilarious and rather quaint back when he used to play his 'songs' on Mike Mendoza. But I have just stumbled across his personal youtube channel and its one of the most terrifying/tragic things I have ever seen. Its like some Gervais/Coogan character gone horribly wrong.
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Seriously! W.T.F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caQhOsZ ... mMaidstone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caQhOsZ ... mMaidstone
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Luckily his body building is not bearing fruit; otherwise he would be a danger.tombaland wrote:Seriously! W.T.F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caQhOsZ ... mMaidstone
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No wonder it's not bearing fruit, he puts more effort into putting on his baseball cap and rolling up his sleeves.
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Re: Nigel from Maidstone
Not sure they were teenage, but his call to probably Mendoza about cycling and then following girls cycling was simultaneously amusing and sinister followed by some keyboard session.AlcoholBrazil wrote:Follows teenage girls on bicycles I believe. Has a Lindsay Lohan obsession. Still lives with mum.m4rkb wrote:Blimey. You get the impression of watching something one step down from Jimmy Savile in that.
Rumour has it Nige was done for deviancy in Maidstone High Street.
Wears suspicious cardigans. Mad hair.
Was a long time ago and not wanting to create forum myths with untruths of detail, but he definitely called in about it. Darn old forum long lost as posts about the cycling call were made, only one reminder from me here later from page 21 of 'MK and Porky': http://talkforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f= ... 00#p829799
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I remember that call to Mendoza well. He asked the girls if he could follow them and proceeded to do so for some 10 miles.
Made reference to their "nice bottoms" iirc.
Made reference to their "nice bottoms" iirc.
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Ha, he did Das. Good extra memory.DasBoot wrote:I remember that call to Mendoza well. He asked the girls if he could follow them and proceeded to do so for some 10 miles.
Made reference to their "nice bottoms" iirc.
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline.
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Nigel is on with Iain Lee. Not that he knew he was on Talkradio, he thought he was on Talksport.
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Somebody gave the number to Goffy's Magic Fone?
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NIGEL IS BACK.
On the Iain Lee show last night and was told he has his own spot on the show whenever wants, I hope Iain Lee knows what he's in for.
>>>http://www.bit.ly/1MYF2Yv<<<
and just to prove he is a total fruitcake ...
>>> http://bit.ly/1MZeTZP <<<
On the Iain Lee show last night and was told he has his own spot on the show whenever wants, I hope Iain Lee knows what he's in for.
>>>http://www.bit.ly/1MYF2Yv<<<
and just to prove he is a total fruitcake ...
>>> http://bit.ly/1MZeTZP <<<
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Sorry missed this earlier and yes he thought he was on talkSPORT not talkRADIO. I especially liked the bit where Iain Lee said he thought he could hear noises in the background over the phone and Nigel says "oh it's just me mum coming out of the toilet."Darkyboy wrote:Nigel is on with Iain Lee. Not that he knew he was on Talkradio, he thought he was on Talksport.
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Reminds of the bloke phoning in to MG overnight and just as the chat was over, the bloke flushed the toilet and announced to
the nation he had just finished his bowel movement while on air.
the nation he had just finished his bowel movement while on air.
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He really is cuckoo is Nige and brilliantly so.AlcoholBrazil wrote:Reminds of the bloke phoning in to MG overnight and just as the chat was over, the bloke flushed the toilet and announced to
the nation he had just finished his bowel movement while on air.
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Was it Alan Brazil?AlcoholBrazil wrote:Reminds of the bloke phoning in to MG overnight and just as the chat was over, the bloke flushed the toilet and announced to
the nation he had just finished his bowel movement while on air.
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