will he be back on the new station?
a genuinely more funny bloke than Forde
admittedly that's not saying a great deal
Nigel from Maidstone
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And of course the Glaswegian Taxi-Driver that is determined to get the truth about 9-11.
Sue from the Sooty Show, and that creepy bloke that likes Matt Forde to do female role-play.
Sue from the Sooty Show, and that creepy bloke that likes Matt Forde to do female role-play.
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Nigel from Maidstone
Tommy in Glasgow
Paul in Liverpool
Ken from the Highlands
Alan from Holloway
Andy from Dunbarton
Karl from Plaistow (deceased)
Jonathan from Swansea
UFO abductee man from Oldbury??
I'm bound to have missed loads out , but those were the days when it was worth a listen and the relentless sports content was broken up with half decent speech radio - all done the TS way.
Tommy in Glasgow
Paul in Liverpool
Ken from the Highlands
Alan from Holloway
Andy from Dunbarton
Karl from Plaistow (deceased)
Jonathan from Swansea
UFO abductee man from Oldbury??
I'm bound to have missed loads out , but those were the days when it was worth a listen and the relentless sports content was broken up with half decent speech radio - all done the TS way.
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Lee [the Baggie]from Midlands
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Sport related Del so probably already still phoning in.
Shame he doesn't do politics.
Shame he doesn't do politics.
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Has Jonathan in Swansea been spotted on talkSPORT since Fordey utterly demolished him on live radio?m4rkb wrote:Nigel from Maidstone
Tommy in Glasgow
Paul in Liverpool
Ken from the Highlands
Alan from Holloway
Andy from Dunbarton
Karl from Plaistow (deceased)
Jonathan from Swansea
UFO abductee man from Oldbury??
I'm bound to have missed loads out , but those were the days when it was worth a listen and the relentless sports content was broken up with half decent speech radio - all done the TS way.
I have heard him turn up many times on Stephen Nolan's show on 5 live. He's a real weasel of a man.
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Maude. You are fucking mental. He was savaged so much by JFS it made the national newspapers claiming it was the worst radio call ever - purely in the sense of the bashing Forde took.
http://www.theguardian.com/media/mediam ... radio-rant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q44nqmCS_Ro
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http://www.theguardian.com/media/mediam ... radio-rant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q44nqmCS_Ro
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Nice work remembering as many as you did I'm hopeless at remembering them all, the UFO abductee bloke if I'm thinking of the right guy was great!!! .... going to post more Nigel clips in the next days.m4rkb wrote:Nigel from Maidstone
Tommy in Glasgow
Paul in Liverpool
Ken from the Highlands
Alan from Holloway
Andy from Dunbarton
Karl from Plaistow (deceased)
Jonathan from Swansea
UFO abductee man from Oldbury??
I'm bound to have missed loads out , but those were the days when it was worth a listen and the relentless sports content was broken up with half decent speech radio - all done the TS way.
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Quite a few ended up on the DS thread as well Billy.
Tommy , Andy from Dunny, Jonathon from Swansea and quite a few other regulars too.
Tommy , Andy from Dunny, Jonathon from Swansea and quite a few other regulars too.
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Yep one motherofallfuckings of a mauling.m4rkb wrote:Maude. You are fucking mental. He was savaged so much by JFS it made the national newspapers claiming it was the worst radio call ever - purely in the sense of the bashing Forde took.![]()
http://www.theguardian.com/media/mediam ... radio-rant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q44nqmCS_Ro
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Blimey. You get the impression of watching something one step down from Jimmy Savile in that.
Rumour has it Nige was done for deviancy in Maidstone High Street.
Rumour has it Nige was done for deviancy in Maidstone High Street.
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Add Russ the security guard to the list.m4rkb wrote:Nigel from Maidstone
Tommy in Glasgow
Paul in Liverpool
Ken from the Highlands
Alan from Holloway
Andy from Dunbarton
Karl from Plaistow (deceased)
Jonathan from Swansea
UFO abductee man from Oldbury??
I'm bound to have missed loads out , but those were the days when it was worth a listen and the relentless sports content was broken up with half decent speech radio - all done the TS way.
The thieves must love him because he spends all the time on the phone calling phone-in shows.
I really am a biatch
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Who was that fucking nutter who said the internet was made by the devil because your finger formation around a computer mouse spelled 666?. It actually does as a matter of fact. I'm sure it was David from Birmingham. An absolute fucking fruitcake. Exactly what is needed for late night radio.LaaLaa wrote:Add Russ the security guard to the list.m4rkb wrote:Nigel from Maidstone
Tommy in Glasgow
Paul in Liverpool
Ken from the Highlands
Alan from Holloway
Andy from Dunbarton
Karl from Plaistow (deceased)
Jonathan from Swansea
UFO abductee man from Oldbury??
I'm bound to have missed loads out , but those were the days when it was worth a listen and the relentless sports content was broken up with half decent speech radio - all done the TS way.
The thieves must love him because he spends all the time on the phone calling phone-in shows.
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LaaLaa wrote:
Add Russ the security guard to the list.
The thieves must love him because he spends all the time on the phone calling phone-in shows.
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I remember hearing that Palace full-back John Humphrey had phoned a radio show at about four in the morning on the day of a match.m4rkb wrote:. An absolute fucking fruitcake. Exactly what is needed for late night radio.
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It's seriously spooky init,m4rkb wrote:Blimey. You get the impression of watching something one step down from Jimmy Savile in that.
Rumour has it Nige was done for deviancy in Maidstone High Street.
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WARNING VIDEO CONTAINS AUDIO INCLUDING THAT OF THE WORLD'S WORST COMEDIAN, VOICE IMPRESSIONIST, RADIO PRESENTER, TV NEWSPAPER REVIEWER AND DRAG ACT but Nigel is funny as he talks about returning a porn video back to the shop for his money back because it was blank when he wanted to toss himself off watching it and then starts perving with the female comedian in the studio alongside Fordey.
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Remember when Russ spent half the night driving round chasing a UFO?DasBoot wrote:LaaLaa wrote:
Add Russ the security guard to the list.
The thieves must love him because he spends all the time on the phone calling phone-in shows.
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I liked old Russ though. Heard him recently on LBC and yes, he's still doing the nights
When he finally tracked it down he called back rather sheepishly to say that he'd been seeing the lights on a nightclub roof!
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Nigel was mental.
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m4rkb wrote:. An absolute fucking fruitcake. Exactly what is needed for late night radio.
For sure....
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m4rkb wrote:Blimey. You get the impression of watching something one step down from Jimmy Savile in that.
Rumour has it Nige was done for deviancy in Maidstone High Street.
Follows teenage girls on bicycles I believe. Has a Lindsay Lohan obsession. Still lives with mum.
Wears suspicious cardigans. Mad hair.
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Barry from Thirsk. He was 68 you know. Ran his own business. At 68! Also ran 10 miles a day while running his own business at the age of 68!Billy wrote:Nice work remembering as many as you did I'm hopeless at remembering them all, the UFO abductee bloke if I'm thinking of the right guy was great!!! .... going to post more Nigel clips in the next days.m4rkb wrote:Nigel from Maidstone
Tommy in Glasgow
Paul in Liverpool
Ken from the Highlands
Alan from Holloway
Andy from Dunbarton
Karl from Plaistow (deceased)
Jonathan from Swansea
UFO abductee man from Oldbury??
I'm bound to have missed loads out , but those were the days when it was worth a listen and the relentless sports content was broken up with half decent speech radio - all done the TS way.
Did I mention he was 68? Barry did. Frequently. At the age of 68.
Probably long snuffed by now. You just knew he'd never reach 70.
Colin was the name of the alien abductee from Oldbury, Billy.
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Seem to remember Stuart from Stanmore was a regular as well. He sounded a bit like Frank Spencer.
Jonathan from Swansea has been bothering Nick Abbot on LBC recently; entertaining and worrying in equal measure.
Jonathan from Swansea has been bothering Nick Abbot on LBC recently; entertaining and worrying in equal measure.
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