Fucking Hell - It's Brian May!

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Fucking Hell - It's Brian May!

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Today I received a letter from talkFORUM legend Brian May. Tomorrow maybe it will be Jabe...

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Could someone make Brian an honoury member of Talkforum, seeing as he features in all the polls. Love to see him post here.
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DR Brian May :shock:
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shabbado wrote:DR Brian May :shock:
A professor of astronomy, don't'cha know.
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Basualdo wrote:
shabbado wrote:DR Brian May :shock:
A professor of astronomy, don't'cha know.
So why's he calling himself Dr?

Professor > Dr
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How can you take anything seriously from someone who looks like a bedraggled poodle.

The contents of the letter are a load of bollocks anyway
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shabbado wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
shabbado wrote:DR Brian May :shock:
A professor of astronomy, don't'cha know.
So why's he calling himself Dr?

Professor > Dr
Its what they can call themselves, its optional, Prof or Doc.
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Jabe. :(

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shabbado wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
shabbado wrote:DR Brian May :shock:
A professor of astronomy, don't'cha know.
So why's he calling himself Dr?

Professor > Dr
Perhaps it's because he has a PhD -so he's a DOCTOR of Philosophy.

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Basualdo wrote:
shabbado wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
shabbado wrote:DR Brian May :shock:
A professor of astronomy, don't'cha know.
So why's he calling himself Dr?

Professor > Dr
Its what they can call themselves, its optional, Prof or Doc.
Not quite - Dr is a title used by someone who has a PhD, whereas a Professor is someone who holds a chair at a university.
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Scarf.
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run the exhaust back inside
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Thursty wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
shabbado wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
shabbado wrote:DR Brian May :shock:
A professor of astronomy, don't'cha know.
So why's he calling himself Dr?

Professor > Dr
Its what they can call themselves, its optional, Prof or Doc.
Not quite - Dr is a title used by someone who has a PhD, whereas a Professor is someone who holds a chair at a university.
Shut it you! :x
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We need a 'Who have you had a letter from recently' poll!
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He's doing the Irani Point :)
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9 to 5 wrote:Jabe. :(
Thursty wrote:Scarf.
Leader, legend, lost. :cry: :cry:
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Brian May
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Glazed Earthenware Horse wrote:We need a 'Who have you had a letter from recently' poll!
I had emails from Samantha Camoron and William Hague over the last couple of days - obviously automated junk

When Mrs Thatcher won her second term my little sister wrote to her (she was 11 at the time) to say well done, and she got a hand written reply back.

My little lad wrote to David Cameron to suggest that nuclear waste got put on a rocket and blasted off into space. We got a reply from his office, usuall blah blah - we'll pass it on etc.

Lo and behold a couple of days later he got a lovely personal letter from Baroness Verma the under secretary of state, explaining to him in great detail why it couldn't be done (if something went wrong and the rocket exploded it would sent fallout over a massive area - in case you were wondering) - I thought it was nice that someone went out of their way to sort out a question from a kid.
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Dear WarriorMonkey
A joyless arsehole

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shabbado wrote:Dear WarriorMonkey
LOL
"The Cunt's Cunt."

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shabbado wrote:Dear WarriorMonkey
That's Mr WarriorMonkey to you cunty bollocks
I was bummed by the ghost of Liberace

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Sadact7 wrote:
shabbado wrote:Dear WarriorMonkey
That's Mr WarriorMonkey to you cunty bollocks
Fucking LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Can you write back and ask him what he thinks of super tramp?
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He needs to get his fuckin hair cut.
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