I think we can all agree that Nicola is one sexy political minx. Care to guestimate her cock count?
Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
- carcinogen
- Registered user
- Posts: 5982
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:01 pm
- Location: East Coast
Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
- m4rkb
- Registered user
- Posts: 9180
- Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:35 pm
- Location: Ape City
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
She looks more likely to be into minge than cock.
- Sadact7
- Registered user
- Posts: 19073
- Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:59 am
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Miss Scotland 1998carcinogen wrote:I think we can all agree that Nicola is one sexy political minx. Care to guestimate her cock count?
I was bummed by the ghost of Liberace
- AlcoholBrazil
- Registered user
- Posts: 9509
- Joined: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:41 am
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Boris " Do not look at what I am doing, Look how cute and adorable Dilyn is.....Look at Dilyn ! "
- m4rkb
- Registered user
- Posts: 9180
- Joined: Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:35 pm
- Location: Ape City
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Certainly a better likeness than the Krankies one.
- carcinogen
- Registered user
- Posts: 5982
- Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:01 pm
- Location: East Coast
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Yeah i saw that ... straws & clutching spring to mind.m4rkb wrote:Certainly a better likeness than the Krankies one.
Fred Kite: I've got to be off. I can't stay here arguing. I've got a lot to do. Report to the Executive, check up on the pickets.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
- delboy1983
- Registered user
- Posts: 16762
- Joined: Fri May 20, 2011 1:59 pm
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Not sure if Mark intended this section to deteriorate as quickly as this
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
- Sadact7
- Registered user
- Posts: 19073
- Joined: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:59 am
- delboy1983
- Registered user
- Posts: 16762
- Joined: Fri May 20, 2011 1:59 pm
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Not today maybe tomorrowSadact7 wrote:Fuck off Derek
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
- delboy1983
- Registered user
- Posts: 16762
- Joined: Fri May 20, 2011 1:59 pm
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Dare I mention the Brady word
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
- Sid Pervcat
- Registered user
- Posts: 14486
- Joined: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:43 am
- Location: In With The In Crowd
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
You just did.delboy1983 wrote:Dare I mention the Brady word
Cretin.
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
- delboy1983
- Registered user
- Posts: 16762
- Joined: Fri May 20, 2011 1:59 pm
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Clever boySid Pervcat wrote:You just did.delboy1983 wrote:Dare I mention the Brady word
Cretin.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
- Sid Pervcat
- Registered user
- Posts: 14486
- Joined: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:43 am
- Location: In With The In Crowd
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Unlike you.delboy1983 wrote:Clever boySid Pervcat wrote:You just did.delboy1983 wrote:Dare I mention the Brady word
Cretin.
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
- delboy1983
- Registered user
- Posts: 16762
- Joined: Fri May 20, 2011 1:59 pm
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Sid Pervcat wrote:Unlike you.delboy1983 wrote:Clever boySid Pervcat wrote:You just did.delboy1983 wrote:Dare I mention the Brady word
Cretin.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
- AlcoholBrazil
- Registered user
- Posts: 9509
- Joined: Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:41 am
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
delboy1983 wrote:Dare I mention the Brady word
Think of the forum !!!! Don't put the forum at risk .
Boris " Do not look at what I am doing, Look how cute and adorable Dilyn is.....Look at Dilyn ! "
- delboy1983
- Registered user
- Posts: 16762
- Joined: Fri May 20, 2011 1:59 pm
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Easy peasy bin this thread
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
- Windy Miller
- Registered user
- Posts: 672
- Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:27 pm
- Location: Colly's Mill
- Contact:
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
does it include human penises?
"Here is a box, a musical box, wound up and ready to play. But this box can hide a secret inside. Can you guess what is in it today?"
http://www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Trumpton
http://www.uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Trumpton
- Thursty
- Registered user
- Posts: 2055
- Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:20 am
- Location: BRAZIL
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Good old Keysey.carcinogen wrote:I think we can all agree that Nicola is one sexy political minx. Care to guestimate her cock count?
the smoke gets in your eyes
run the exhaust back inside
close the window and take a ride
i've got a place to go
there's nowhere to hide
run the exhaust back inside
close the window and take a ride
i've got a place to go
there's nowhere to hide
- Roquetas
- Registered user
- Posts: 8877
- Joined: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:28 pm
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Is the title of the thread deliberately misspelled, or just another example of 21st century journalism?
All eyes and ears...
- Sid Pervcat
- Registered user
- Posts: 14486
- Joined: Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:43 am
- Location: In With The In Crowd
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Journo-Geddon, broRoquetas wrote:Is the title of the thread deliberately misspelled, or just another example of 21st century journalism?
I released the blob must to my darkest dread
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa
Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.
About to get underway at the Berbabeu
- Salem
- Registered user
- Posts: 569
- Joined: Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:36 pm
- Location: Worcestershire
Re: Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]
Barman : "What will it be , Sir ?"
Customer : "I'll have a pint of remoaner tears please"
Barman : "Sorry Sir , we're out of bitter"
Customer : "I'll have a pint of remoaner tears please"
Barman : "Sorry Sir , we're out of bitter"