Sturgeon The Virgeon [POLL]

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How many cocks has Nicola Sturgeon had?

Poll ended at Sun May 03, 2015 7:10 pm

Less than 1
4
44%
0-5
2
22%
5-10
1
11%
10-20
0
No votes
20-50
0
No votes
We're talking in the 100s
1
11%
6425
1
11%
 
Total votes: 9
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I think we can all agree that Nicola is one sexy political minx. Care to guestimate her cock count?

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She looks more likely to be into minge than cock.
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carcinogen wrote:I think we can all agree that Nicola is one sexy political minx. Care to guestimate her cock count?

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Certainly a better likeness than the Krankies one.
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m4rkb wrote:Certainly a better likeness than the Krankies one.
Yeah i saw that ... straws & clutching spring to mind.
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Mrs. Kite: From what I can see, the only time you ever jolly well *do* any work is when you're on strike.
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Not sure if Mark intended this section to deteriorate as quickly as this :!:
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Fuck off Derek
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Sadact7 wrote:Fuck off Derek
Not today maybe tomorrow :)
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Dare I mention the Brady word :!:
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delboy1983 wrote:Dare I mention the Brady word :!:
You just did.

Cretin.
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But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

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Sid Pervcat wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:Dare I mention the Brady word :!:
You just did.

Cretin.
Clever boy :)
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delboy1983 wrote:
Sid Pervcat wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:Dare I mention the Brady word :!:
You just did.

Cretin.
Clever boy :)
Unlike you.
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.

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Sid Pervcat wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:
Sid Pervcat wrote:
delboy1983 wrote:Dare I mention the Brady word :!:
You just did.

Cretin.
Clever boy :)
Unlike you.
:wink:
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delboy1983 wrote:Dare I mention the Brady word :!:


Think of the forum !!!! Don't put the forum at risk .
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Easy peasy bin this thread :!:
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does it include human penises?
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carcinogen wrote:I think we can all agree that Nicola is one sexy political minx. Care to guestimate her cock count?

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Is the title of the thread deliberately misspelled, or just another example of 21st century journalism?
All eyes and ears...
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Roquetas wrote:Is the title of the thread deliberately misspelled, or just another example of 21st century journalism?
Journo-Geddon, bro 8)
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.

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