The 2015 General Election Thread

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My own bellwether Calder Valley constituency was held by the Tories
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Good read :) well done those that stayed the distance , would liked to have joined you but a bit too much jizz flying about :P
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Zambo wrote:Looking at the % of the vote won and the number of votes per party v No seats, it's clear that the current system is an absolute farce.

Needs looking into and sorting.

The party with the most votes should run the country, with the No of MPs pro rata'd

It's black and white as of course most things are.
This is what always happens only 20 odd percent of the electorate actually vote for the government.

Mandate my arse.
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the rotary club wrote:
Zambo wrote:Looking at the % of the vote won and the number of votes per party v No seats, it's clear that the current system is an absolute farce.

Needs looking into and sorting.

The party with the most votes should run the country, with the No of MPs pro rata'd

It's black and white as of course most things are.
This is what always happens only 20 odd percent of the electorate actually vote for the government.

Mandate my arse.
Can't be right that a party who has half the number of votes as another party, has 50 odd seats and the other party has one.

Anyway the result has saved my migration expenses. :D
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Carlos J wrote:Balls gone.
It took absolutely ages to have the recount. Campbell was telling us for about the results to be announced, must have taken about forty five minutes at least and it was utterly farcical listening to the interviewer outside the newsagents in the constituency talking to people going in and out.
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Farage loses by 2000 votes . Still beat Labour.
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Minisooms wrote:Good read :) well done those that stayed the distance , would liked to have joined you but a bit too much jizz flying about :P
You what?!!! :shock:
At your place?
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Can't wait to hear what Barosso has got to say to him. And Nige's response.

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Basualdo wrote:
Minisooms wrote:Good read :) well done those that stayed the distance , would liked to have joined you but a bit too much jizz flying about :P
You what?!!! :shock:
At your place?
Do you know Gene Hunt then?
:lol:
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Fair play to the Tories. I despise their politics but they've ran a masterful campaign.

They seem to have the knack of outmanoeuvring all of their political opponents. Lib Dems hamstrung and doomed the moment Clegg and co entered into a coalition with them last year. Labour talked into shoring up the non existant 'Little Englander vote' by playing down any prospect of a SNP coalition thus doing them a great deal of damage in Scotland.

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AlcoholBrazil wrote:Farage loses by 2000 votes . Still beat Labour.
:lol: :lol: :x :lol: :lol: :lol: As if that's any consolation.

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Bye, Nigel! :smt039

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shabbado wrote:
AlcoholBrazil wrote:Farage loses by 2000 votes . Still beat Labour.
:lol: :lol: :x :lol: :lol: :lol: As if that's any consolation.

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Some of the swings from Labour to the SNP are unhearalded. 30% - 35% in many of Labours safest seats.

Mind boggling that a party could be so out of touch with the electorate in an entire country.
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12 results remaining, just three required for a Tory win.
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Basualdo wrote:
Minisooms wrote:Good read :) well done those that stayed the distance , would liked to have joined you but a bit too much jizz flying about :P
You what?!!! :shock:
At your place?
Do you know Gene Hunt then?
I've come to the conclusion that Carlos is this forums perv , fannyrat ,rake ,I could go on :) no offence btw .Gene I'm not so familiar with
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NorthBank wrote:I live on the Gower which has been Labour since 1906 and as per the election result is now Conservative. Be interesting to see if anything changes. The only thing I want to change at the moment is for people to stop using terms like 'Austerity', 'Immigration' and 'First Past the Post System'. Fuck off!
CON Davies on away goals. :shock: A quite historic result, and probably a big shock for Liz the new Labour lady. What seems to have happened is that the Lib Dems took a brutal cunting as expected but the votes they lost did not move to Labour, they moved to CON and UKIP.

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Minisooms wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
Minisooms wrote:Good read :) well done those that stayed the distance , would liked to have joined you but a bit too much jizz flying about :P
You what?!!! :shock:
At your place?
Do you know Gene Hunt then?
I've come to the conclusion that Carlos is this forums perv , fannyrat ,rake ,I could go on :) no offence btw .Gene I'm not so familiar with
The forum's cuckhold. Nice enough guy though.
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Minisooms wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
Minisooms wrote:Good read :) well done those that stayed the distance , would liked to have joined you but a bit too much jizz flying about :P
You what?!!! :shock:
At your place?
Do you know Gene Hunt then?
I've come to the conclusion that Carlos is this forums perv , fannyrat ,rake ,I could go on :) no offence btw .Gene I'm not so familiar with
Gene makes Carlos look like Roy Cropper
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Sadact7 wrote:
Minisooms wrote:
Basualdo wrote:
Minisooms wrote:Good read :) well done those that stayed the distance , would liked to have joined you but a bit too much jizz flying about :P
You what?!!! :shock:
At your place?
Do you know Gene Hunt then?
I've come to the conclusion that Carlos is this forums perv , fannyrat ,rake ,I could go on :) no offence btw .Gene I'm not so familiar with
Gene makes Carlos look like Roy Cropper
Wibble wishes he was as good looking as Roy.

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The Unions picked the wrong brother in 2010 against the wishes of the party members, MP's and MEP's. Fair play for Miliband to take responsibility and disappear. With Balls gone, there will be no one from the last Labour Treasury team to be associated with the economic crisis.

Everything short of independence should be offered to Scotland now, denying them the opportunity to blame English Westminster. That said, the momentum to independence seems unstoppable. You don't need a calculator to work out how parliament would look without Scottish MP's either.#


Torygraph caveat etc, but John Mann Labour MP is saying the same thing

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general ... -lost.html
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Kowalski wrote:Please let Balls and Galloway lose their seats.

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