The 2015 General Election Thread

[Darkyboy]

The great unwashed show their disapproval of democracy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... er-10.html

[Roddy]

Tory,Tory,hallelujah!!

[Carlos J]

Good read well done those that stayed the distance , would liked to have joined you but a bit too much jizz flying about

You what?!!!
At your place?
Do you know Gene Hunt then?

I've come to the conclusion that Carlos is this forums perv , fannyrat ,rake ,I could go on no offence btw .Gene I'm not so familiar with

Gene makes Carlos look like Roy Cropper

Damn right

Like Cropper I've also fucked a tranny if that counts for owt? And mine was a lot better looking than poor Hayley.

[Roddy]

Carlos would have a better bag then Roy.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Ball or colostomy?

[Roddy]

Ball or colostomy?

It's up to your imagine.

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

In my imagination
There is no complication
I dream about bag all the time
In my mind a celebration
The sweetest mod sensation
Lava bubbling and some bucky wine

[Carlos J]

Carlos would have a better bag then Roy.

Indeed, Roddy. Two great manbags as per.

[theleader82]

Paul o'grady said he'd emigrate if the conservatives won. I hope he stands by his word.

[AlcoholBrazil]

All that bald twat Al Murray did was to take votes from people who had no intention of voting for Farage anyway away from Farage's opponents
and publicise himself and take the piss out of the people of South Thanet at the same time.

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[Carlos J]

Maybe true publicising himself and taking the piss out of the voters of South Thanet, AB. But hey, didn't work on me, as per page 64:

Ha. Christ how out of touch I am. Saw Al Murray on TV earlier, didn't realise he was standing in Farage's Thanet. Pub Landlord was amusing once, many years back

Though 318 votes never effects any others votes, the only person who should be annoyed is Murray. 318 is pretty damned shite, let alone for a socalled celeb and should send the pub landlord to the great beer garden in the sky. That joke isn't funny anymore.

But lo, it is Al Murray's cash cow and already touting gigs in October 2016. Albert Hall don't you know: http://thepublandlord.com/

[Minisooms]

Good read well done those that stayed the distance , would liked to have joined you but a bit too much jizz flying about

You what?!!!
At your place?
Do you know Gene Hunt then?

I've come to the conclusion that Carlos is this forums perv , fannyrat ,rake ,I could go on no offence btw .Gene I'm not so familiar with

Gene makes Carlos look like Roy Cropper

Damn right

Like Cropper I've also fucked a tranny if that counts for owt? And mine was a lot better looking than poor Hayley.

I had to google this cropper person , men who watch soaps, use umbrellas , wear flip flops and loads of other stuff are all on my don't list shagging a tranny is ok though was it a transvestite or a transsexual ? Fucking hell there's a max number of smileys !

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Why the umbrella turnoff soomini?

[Minisooms]

just get wet , i do

[The Ghost of Alex Higgins]

Wahey!

[Carlos J]

Aha. TS Mini. Had some odd TV experiences but for another day.

[genehunt1973]

Good read well done those that stayed the distance , would liked to have joined you but a bit too much jizz flying about

You what?!!!
At your place?
Do you know Gene Hunt then?

I've come to the conclusion that Carlos is this forums perv , fannyrat ,rake ,I could go on no offence btw .Gene I'm not so familiar with

Gene makes Carlos look like Roy Cropper

Damn right

Like Cropper I've also fucked a tranny if that counts for owt? And mine was a lot better looking than poor Hayley.

Been there done that ,also fucked a cd

[Zambo]

Good read well done those that stayed the distance , would liked to have joined you but a bit too much jizz flying about

You what?!!!
At your place?
Do you know Gene Hunt then?

I've come to the conclusion that Carlos is this forums perv , fannyrat ,rake ,I could go on no offence btw .Gene I'm not so familiar with

Gene makes Carlos look like Roy Cropper

Damn right

Like Cropper I've also fucked a tranny if that counts for owt? And mine was a lot better looking than poor Hayley.

Been there done that ,also fucked a cd

I'd contact the Guinness Book of records

[Shedboy]

I just caught the last 20 minutes or so of a behind the scenes look at the Sky Election Newsroom on Sky Arts 1 and was rather taken with a large breasted blonde filly who was part of the production team. Fantastic viewing.

[Lord Notin Kwestion]

Aha. TS Mini. Had some odd TV experiences but for another day.

Oh do tell wibble.