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TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:15 pm
by carcinogen
It's Xmas, and the TalkSport presenters are keen to market a fragrance...
Fox Paz, by Michele Quinn.
~With hints of dead horse and high notes of bullshit.
Bitterness
~The new fragrance from House of Jacobs. Don't just live life, live the bitter life.
Simply Simple, by Goughy.
~Why complicate things? Keep it simple.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:16 pm
by subsub
A Bit Harsh
Mike Parry wears nothing else at Christmas – a robust blend of cedar, sandalwood, gated community and leather stockbroker belts
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:18 pm
by Basualdo
Nubbin from DuRham.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:19 pm
by carcinogen
Beeky, by Beeky
~ The scent of a damp shed at the bottom of a garden in Wirral.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:31 pm
by Basualdo
GP Ultra ~ the hint of burning rubber, petrol and the sweat of mechanics all through a tinny line from a shed.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:36 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Desperation by Adrian Durham. Fiery topnotes sit uneasily on a robust base of virgin oils.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:39 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Glottal by House of Abrahams. Only for the brave. Intense B.O. fights with the strongest yeasty fungal cheese. Finished with a gurgling mucus wail of despair.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:40 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Cunt by Irani. Exclusive to eBay.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:47 pm
by Basualdo
Nae Bufty from Brazille.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:47 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
SAGGS. The stench of piss.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 2:47 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Shart by Quinn Industries
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:30 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
DWARF. Chip fat, Raffles and Pagan Man come together for this very essence of pork.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:32 pm
by Basualdo
Whack! by Collymore.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:35 pm
by Basualdo
Spooge de Fenêtre! by Collymore
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:37 pm
by Basualdo
Dossier! by Collymore.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:02 pm
by carcinogen
Absent
~ Why go to work when you can be absent? A new scent by Alan Brazil.
Tax!
~By Rednapp, Sandbanks.
Gormless
~Take A Gamble, be Gormless. By Ray P.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:21 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Cabbage by Cascarino
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:25 pm
by Basualdo
The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Cabbage by Cascarino
Pronounced '
Caa -baahge'?
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:35 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Basualdo wrote:Spooge de Fenêtre! by Collymore
Can I get a spritz of this?
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:38 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
Ohhhh, da toilet... an effervescent blend to stimulate the senses, in association with Wye Films. Drambuie, diarrhoea and Domestos join forces in this invigorating cocktail to kickstart your day.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:44 pm
by Basualdo
Tomorrow Belongs To Me.. ~ exciting new fragrance from Saggers of Cambridge, combining the excitement of Berlin 1934 with the eroticism of leather short wearing Teutonic manhood.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:49 pm
by The Ghost of Alex Higgins
WANKER by Goldstein
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:51 pm
by Basualdo
Jay..Jay... from Andwew G. ~ Dare you wear it naked?
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:51 pm
by Basualdo
Ohh, Great minds, Ghost....well mine anyway.
Re: TalkSport Presenter Fragrances
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2016 10:14 am
by carcinogen
Turd by Quinny.
Sycophant from JWOTS.