TalkSport Presenter Fragrances

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It's Xmas, and the TalkSport presenters are keen to market a fragrance...

Fox Paz, by Michele Quinn.
~With hints of dead horse and high notes of bullshit.

Bitterness
~The new fragrance from House of Jacobs. Don't just live life, live the bitter life.

Simply Simple, by Goughy.
~Why complicate things? Keep it simple.

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A Bit Harsh
Mike Parry wears nothing else at Christmas – a robust blend of cedar, sandalwood, gated community and leather stockbroker belts

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Nubbin from DuRham.

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Beeky, by Beeky
~ The scent of a damp shed at the bottom of a garden in Wirral.

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GP Ultra ~ the hint of burning rubber, petrol and the sweat of mechanics all through a tinny line from a shed.

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Desperation by Adrian Durham. Fiery topnotes sit uneasily on a robust base of virgin oils.

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Glottal by House of Abrahams. Only for the brave. Intense B.O. fights with the strongest yeasty fungal cheese. Finished with a gurgling mucus wail of despair.

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Cunt by Irani. Exclusive to eBay.

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Nae Bufty from Brazille.

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SAGGS. The stench of piss.

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Shart by Quinn Industries

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DWARF. Chip fat, Raffles and Pagan Man come together for this very essence of pork.

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Whack! by Collymore.

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Spooge de Fenêtre! by Collymore

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Dossier! by Collymore.

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Absent
~ Why go to work when you can be absent? A new scent by Alan Brazil.

Tax!
~By Rednapp, Sandbanks.

Gormless
~Take A Gamble, be Gormless. By Ray P.

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Cabbage by Cascarino

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Cabbage by Cascarino

Pronounced 'Caa -baahge'?

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Spooge de Fenêtre! by Collymore

Can I get a spritz of this?

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Ohhhh, da toilet... an effervescent blend to stimulate the senses, in association with Wye Films. Drambuie, diarrhoea and Domestos join forces in this invigorating cocktail to kickstart your day.

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Tomorrow Belongs To Me.. ~ exciting new fragrance from Saggers of Cambridge, combining the excitement of Berlin 1934 with the eroticism of leather short wearing Teutonic manhood.

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WANKER by Goldstein

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Jay..Jay... from Andwew G. ~ Dare you wear it naked?

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Ohh, Great minds, Ghost....well mine anyway.

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Turd by Quinny.

Sycophant from JWOTS.