Football Clubs as Sexual Perversions

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Football Clubs as Sexual Perversions

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I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

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Queens, Park, Strangers
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The Ghost of Alex Higgins wrote:Queens, Park, Strangers
:)
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Queens Park Rapers

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Roquetas wrote:Fisting Palace
Careful.

Certain people are highly litigious, I'm told.

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Reg wrote:
Roquetas wrote:Fisting Palace
Careful.

Certain people are highly litigious, I'm told.

:-"
FISTING PAUL'S ARSE
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Stop fucking the thread up big lad, yeah?
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

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Roquetas wrote:
Reg wrote:
Roquetas wrote:Fisting Palace
Careful.

Certain people are highly litigious, I'm told.

:-"
FISTING PAUL'S ARSE
:o
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Sid Pervcat wrote:Stop fucking the thread up big lad, yeah?
Stop being paranoid.

It was a perfectly good and (if I say so) superb pun.

Lose the chip on your shoulder just because your pal got canned.
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Quiet, fool.
Pack in the trolling, save the goading for appropriate sections of the forum.
Ta
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

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Aye, whatever.

FUCK'S SAKE.
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Roquetas wrote: It was a perfectly good and (if I say so) superb pun.
No it wasn't. The first word doesn't even rhyme with "Crystal". :?

"Fist all" would have been better.
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Roquetas wrote:Aye, whatever.

FUCK'S SAKE.
Good man.
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

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Lose that cheeky chip El Sid!
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Oops sorry yall errrrr Arse Tongue Filler? Has that gone?
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Sid Pervcat wrote:Quiet, fool.
Pack in the trolling, save the goading for appropriate sections of the forum.
Ta
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Reg wrote:
Roquetas wrote: It was a perfectly good and (if I say so) superb pun.
No it wasn't. The first word doesn't even rhyme with "Crystal". :?

"Fist all" would have been better.
Reg,

Fisting and Crystal are half-rhymes, and therefore the pun works.
Paul's Arse looks and sounds like Palace, so the pun works.
My real name, apparently, is Paul, therefore it's self-goading, self-trolling and self-deprecating, isn't it?
So what's all the fuss about?
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AlcoholBrazil wrote:
Sid Pervcat wrote:Quiet, fool.
Pack in the trolling, save the goading for appropriate sections of the forum.
Ta
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That the best you can do champ? :lol:
I released the blob must to my darkest dread

But its mint choc chip which is the ice cream flavour of Satan's spermatozoa

Careful now, you’re being beastly to Leado and this canno he totlerated.

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